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Long-Tail Celebrities Won’t Get Famous and May Not Care

ByNalts

Here’s an excerpt of a wonderful post on Cracked.com titled “YouTubers That Will Never Be Famous.” It’s an opportunity for me to “clear the air” about being a self-proclaimed “weblebrity” (which is, you see, rather distinct from being a celebrity). LONG post, here, folks but this one is jam-packed with delicious goodness. The internet is a big…

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How to Bust Cheats in Viral Video

ByNalts

What’s the fine line between marketing your video and cheating? Comotion Group cofounder Dan Ackerman Greenberg certainly dances along that gray area between marketing and cheating. In this self aggrandizing article on TechCrunch, Greenberg boasts about how he’s getting clients views (thanks to InsideVideo for helping me find this one). His techniques fall into three…

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Is YouTube Cleaning Up? Rejections, Suspensions, & Bears. Oh My.

ByNalts

Remember that girl in high school that slept with everyone? If she rejected you, you knew you were beyond hope? I think we’ve all lost hope. Many signs point to YouTube cleaning up. YouTube appears to be policing obscene content and maybe some of the vast amount of copyright violations (which, remember, are you the…

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2 Year Anniversary of Online Videos

ByNalts

Almost every interview I do, someone asks how I got started in online video. The reality is that I’ve been making short videos since I was in highschool, and most of them are still sitting in the basement on deteriating VHS tapes. Except Attack of the Killer Slinky. But online video for me started almost…

YouScrewed

ByNalts

Post illegal content to YouTube and don’t expect it to protect you. Here’s an “All Headline News” article that shows violated copyright owners can go right to the uploader… When Viacom Inc.’s Paramount Pictures asked for the name of a YouTube user who posted a 12-minute clip containing dialog from the movie the “Twin Towers,”…

28 Comments

  1. I thought this was going to be something interesting. Then I found out that it’s something which I can’t sign up for until two years from now, by then it’ll probably have died.

  2. I don’t get the joke, but Nutcheese is looking haggard. Things must be rough at home or something.

    Is this a collab or an abberation or what the f* is it??

    I don’t get it.

  3. Oh wait. I think I get it now. Kelly is big on that Vloggerhead dealio. This must be that new kinder, gentler Vloggerhead atmosphere we’ve all been hearing about.

    Is this a prank? I hate it when I get pranked!!

  8. I was debating whether to post this video on the blog and then found it waiting for me. How it got there? A hacker or maybe I posted it in the midst of an ambien binge. BTW- I think Nutcheese looks haut in high rez, Marquis.

  11. What is Vloggerheads.
    Hell if I know, but the whole drama will make a great topic for some anthropology or psychology.grad student’s paper who’s a fan of social epistemology. Anyone want to get published?

  12. @marquis- she’s got Ellen Degeneris smile and the innocent eyes of a child. That’s all I see. But I swear I’m shocked by my own decline, having recently looked at pictures of me 4 years ago. Shit I’ve aged like a president.

  13. Boy, there sure is a mess o’ hatin’ with this one. Poor kelley. What people don’t understand is that she’s really just a delicate little flower, a chocolate bon bon.with a hard exterior and a soft mushy center. Hopefully a chocolate center, since I love chocolate. I am not flirting with you kelley.

  14. Cults, rapid aging and short people! Oh my!

    @10
    Oh I look much worse.
    @11
    Just look at the glazed over eyes of 1938Superman in the vid I linked at @7. Last time I saw that, I was staring into the steely blues of a Moonie.
    @12
    Oh now I really suspect a viewership drive prank.
    @13
    Chocolate can kill babies and puppies.

  16. yawn…people actually whatch this shit? this is the new media revolution? wake me when these fruit cakes are finished sounding off.

    Come on, real content producers like Nalts (farts and all) shouldn’t have to bothered with this poo (good one NutCheese)

  22. Kelley, at least Nalts calls you. You too, sukatra. He’s never called me. I am hurt.

    I am going to Wildwood, NJ next week, then stopping by by nieces’ apartment on the way home. They live near Nalts. I was so excited, thinking I could finally meet him. But he’s got to go visit his in-laws. Bummer.

  25. He’s only called me once marilyn, but it was the greatest day of my life. No wait, the greatest day of my life was when I had that hairy mole removed from my ass. So i guess it was the second greatest day of my life. Appropriate, don’t you think, since they both involved asses.

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