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You Won’t Get Discovered on YouTube

ByNalts

I’d like to take a moment to dispel the biggest myth of online video. Since a few “cross over” stars have been discovered on YouTube, people have begun to think that they can too. Folks, it’s like playing the lotto. You have the same chance winning whether you play or not. You won’t get discovered…

Invitation to Earn Revenue From Your YouTube Videos?

ByNalts

Did you get an e-mail lately with the subject, “Invitation to earn revenue from your YouTube videos”? What’s it mean? You’ve been invited to “monetize” your videos. Since my sister hates that word, let’s put it this way. You’ll share in the income that YouTube makes from advertisers. This will amount to maybe $1 per…

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Google Eats Its Own Dogfood: 7 Ways Its Using Video

ByNalts

Okay let’s just get this out. I’m a big Google fan, user, and customer. I’m also making non-trivial income from Google’s YouTube Partner program (through ad sharing on my Nalts videos seen 200 million gazillian times). So I really hesitate commending the company in a post headline. It looks I’m friggin’ shilling incognito and I…

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Is Yahoo TV Closing or Widening Chasm Between Online Video & Television?

ByNalts

Which online-video site is mostly likely to be part of the bridge between television and the Internet? You can fault the model, and question it’s sustainability. But Yahoo TV is well poised to leverage its partnerships with Verizon and TiVo to start serving its bite-sized video content via television sets equipped with broadband boxes. Take,…

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Hey, That Creepy Unibrow Songwriter on YouTube is Actually Weezer!

ByNalts

Rivers Cuomo, the lead singer and writer for rock band Weezer, is employing YouTubers to help him write a song in steps. The first step was the mood, the second was the title, the third was chord progression. Yesterday he posted this video about the arrangement. We give this effort an A plus for a creative…

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YouTube Technical Problems Create Pissed Unpaid “Partner”

ByNalts

He’s one of the most prolific YouTubers with more than 123,000 subscribers, daily comedic and topical rants, and he makes his primary income from YouTube’s “Partner Program.” But Sxephil was so frustrated by YouTube’s technical problems — which he said deprived him of ad revenue — that he turned his daily rant toward the Google-owned…

28 Comments

  1. I thought this was going to be something interesting. Then I found out that it’s something which I can’t sign up for until two years from now, by then it’ll probably have died.

  2. I don’t get the joke, but Nutcheese is looking haggard. Things must be rough at home or something.

    Is this a collab or an abberation or what the f* is it??

    I don’t get it.

  3. Oh wait. I think I get it now. Kelly is big on that Vloggerhead dealio. This must be that new kinder, gentler Vloggerhead atmosphere we’ve all been hearing about.

    Is this a prank? I hate it when I get pranked!!

  8. I was debating whether to post this video on the blog and then found it waiting for me. How it got there? A hacker or maybe I posted it in the midst of an ambien binge. BTW- I think Nutcheese looks haut in high rez, Marquis.

  11. What is Vloggerheads.
    Hell if I know, but the whole drama will make a great topic for some anthropology or psychology.grad student’s paper who’s a fan of social epistemology. Anyone want to get published?

  12. @marquis- she’s got Ellen Degeneris smile and the innocent eyes of a child. That’s all I see. But I swear I’m shocked by my own decline, having recently looked at pictures of me 4 years ago. Shit I’ve aged like a president.

  13. Boy, there sure is a mess o’ hatin’ with this one. Poor kelley. What people don’t understand is that she’s really just a delicate little flower, a chocolate bon bon.with a hard exterior and a soft mushy center. Hopefully a chocolate center, since I love chocolate. I am not flirting with you kelley.

  14. Cults, rapid aging and short people! Oh my!

    @10
    Oh I look much worse.
    @11
    Just look at the glazed over eyes of 1938Superman in the vid I linked at @7. Last time I saw that, I was staring into the steely blues of a Moonie.
    @12
    Oh now I really suspect a viewership drive prank.
    @13
    Chocolate can kill babies and puppies.

  16. yawn…people actually whatch this shit? this is the new media revolution? wake me when these fruit cakes are finished sounding off.

    Come on, real content producers like Nalts (farts and all) shouldn’t have to bothered with this poo (good one NutCheese)

  22. Kelley, at least Nalts calls you. You too, sukatra. He’s never called me. I am hurt.

    I am going to Wildwood, NJ next week, then stopping by by nieces’ apartment on the way home. They live near Nalts. I was so excited, thinking I could finally meet him. But he’s got to go visit his in-laws. Bummer.

  25. He’s only called me once marilyn, but it was the greatest day of my life. No wait, the greatest day of my life was when I had that hairy mole removed from my ass. So i guess it was the second greatest day of my life. Appropriate, don’t you think, since they both involved asses.

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