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How to Cheat on YouTube

ByNalts

In today’s YouTube “highest rated comedy videos of the day,” my videos represent spots 5, 6 and 8. YouTube, as you probably know, represents the vast majority of online viewing. So does this mean I produced the funniest videos on the planet this weekend? Of course not. I have an advantage because I have a…

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AdAge Celebrates YouTube Sellouts

ByNalts

AdAge called out the biggest YouTube sellouts— those known for sponsored videos for top brands. Naturally my headline would have read “YouTube’s Most Prolific Sponsored Artists” had I been included in the list. For those of you whose nipples don’t get pointy when you hear words like “advertising, marketing, Mad Men, spot, creative brief, storyboards,…

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The Cost of a Viral Video Campaign

ByNalts

Business Week did a story on the omnipresent “The Viral Video Factory.”  Found via Adriana’s FURL. Here’s the quote I found of interest: Clients, nevertheless, are willing to play with higher sums. Advertisers will spend more than $1 million for a viral video campaign now, says Smith, a far cry from the $10,000-$20,000 he and…

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Yes, Jenna. There is a YouTube.

ByNalts

Jenna from YouTube asks the questions (in the comments from a recent post). The humble viral video genius gives the answers… Hey Nalts, I have some questions about the history of video blogging and the history of Nalts (you). Did the guys who made YouTube intend for it to be used as a video blogging…

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The Google vs. Viacom Debate

ByNalts

Yesterday’s post about Viacom suing Google brought a couple dozen fantastic debate points. You can rest assured that Viacom’s public relations team is doing a “word of mouth” audit (using Buzzmetrics or another player) and that your quotes are being read by nervous spokespeople. I was amused by at Slashdot in which one individual suggested…

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20 Free Tips to Get Your Videos Seen on YouTube and Beyond

ByNalts

It’s been a while since I’ve summarized some of the most important factors to getting your videos seen. This post is based on my own YouTube creator experience, my work with big brands, and my book (Beyond Viral). I’ve also written a free eBook called “How to Get Popular on YouTube Without Any Talent (version…

28 Comments

  1. I thought this was going to be something interesting. Then I found out that it’s something which I can’t sign up for until two years from now, by then it’ll probably have died.

  2. I don’t get the joke, but Nutcheese is looking haggard. Things must be rough at home or something.

    Is this a collab or an abberation or what the f* is it??

    I don’t get it.

  3. Oh wait. I think I get it now. Kelly is big on that Vloggerhead dealio. This must be that new kinder, gentler Vloggerhead atmosphere we’ve all been hearing about.

    Is this a prank? I hate it when I get pranked!!

  8. I was debating whether to post this video on the blog and then found it waiting for me. How it got there? A hacker or maybe I posted it in the midst of an ambien binge. BTW- I think Nutcheese looks haut in high rez, Marquis.

  11. What is Vloggerheads.
    Hell if I know, but the whole drama will make a great topic for some anthropology or psychology.grad student’s paper who’s a fan of social epistemology. Anyone want to get published?

  12. @marquis- she’s got Ellen Degeneris smile and the innocent eyes of a child. That’s all I see. But I swear I’m shocked by my own decline, having recently looked at pictures of me 4 years ago. Shit I’ve aged like a president.

  13. Boy, there sure is a mess o’ hatin’ with this one. Poor kelley. What people don’t understand is that she’s really just a delicate little flower, a chocolate bon bon.with a hard exterior and a soft mushy center. Hopefully a chocolate center, since I love chocolate. I am not flirting with you kelley.

  14. Cults, rapid aging and short people! Oh my!

    @10
    Oh I look much worse.
    @11
    Just look at the glazed over eyes of 1938Superman in the vid I linked at @7. Last time I saw that, I was staring into the steely blues of a Moonie.
    @12
    Oh now I really suspect a viewership drive prank.
    @13
    Chocolate can kill babies and puppies.

  16. yawn…people actually whatch this shit? this is the new media revolution? wake me when these fruit cakes are finished sounding off.

    Come on, real content producers like Nalts (farts and all) shouldn’t have to bothered with this poo (good one NutCheese)

  22. Kelley, at least Nalts calls you. You too, sukatra. He’s never called me. I am hurt.

    I am going to Wildwood, NJ next week, then stopping by by nieces’ apartment on the way home. They live near Nalts. I was so excited, thinking I could finally meet him. But he’s got to go visit his in-laws. Bummer.

  25. He’s only called me once marilyn, but it was the greatest day of my life. No wait, the greatest day of my life was when I had that hairy mole removed from my ass. So i guess it was the second greatest day of my life. Appropriate, don’t you think, since they both involved asses.

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