Best Comment Gets a Free Copy of My Stupid Book

21 Comments

1. Let me get things rolling. Would you rather be a lump of shit or a pile of vomit?

   1. This is a terrible question. You could have better questions such as “What color should a handbag be?” “Should we modify Holstein cows to have no patches?” “Can a song with the only word ‘yeah’ sung repeatedly be any good?”

      To answer your question anyway, vomit sounds good.

   2. There’s way too many variables to answer the question properly. What did you have for lunch that day? What caused you to throw up? What’s the consistency of the shit?

2. In the late 1920s, the Periodic Table of the Elements briefly included Paprika.

3. Best Comment Gets a Free Copy of My Stupid Book http://t.co/DbwLd1ve

4. Nice Hat.

5. I have always wondered what sounds would be like if we saw them as colors. I have also always wondered what blue would taste like.

6. RT @nalts: Best Comment Gets a Free Copy of My Stupid Book http://t.co/DbwLd1ve

7. Yes, that rash should be looked at by the doctor!

8. Pile of vomit, at least I would not be completely digested.

9. When I was little my granny taught me how to make pickled moose munch.

10. The question here is how does one pick the best comment. Is it the one that is most replied to? Is it the one that gets the most up-votes? Is is the most brilliant or thought-provoking of all the comments? Or is it the meta-comment on commenting?

11. I would rather be a lump of shit because 1) it’s consistent with my level of self esteem and 2) i’ve always believed one should remain true to oneself. Also my pungent fragrance will ensure I am remembered by whichever poor sap steps in me.

12. You say tomato, I say tomahto. You say potato, I say quit talking about the size of the shits that come out of my butt, you perv.

13. We have some strong contenders here. Maybe I should send the best comment a piece of cheese and the worst a book.

14. Blorgut fligle floogle, doodie florble blorbie bloobul. Translation? I want that goddam book.

15. Damn. Joshlama’s comment is pretty fucking good.

16. This is the best comment. Therefore, if you give your freebie to anyone else, you’re a big, lying sukatra.

17. Best Comment

18. Is it a pop-up?

    1. No, but there are nudies of ShayCarl before he lost 100 pounds.

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