Afro’s Convert 74% Better Than Receding Hairlines
According to some analysis by jischinger, the afro on your masthead image can increase sales by 74.5 percent.
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Yeah. But considering you were able to sell Propecia…I’m pretty sure no one will care about your lack of…erm…follicles.
🙂
It’s so refreshing to finally be able to talk about the product you were director of… and so frustrating that you can’t talk much about deals you are working on now.
Wish I could see ya in NYC … sigh.
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Somebody has too much time on his hands.
I just can’t visualize you walking into a store to buy a jar of AfroSheen.
@3 it was a team effort and I have to say they came out prety well considering we were fairly plastered
@4 sounds like a dare while in NYC with camera.
there’s a place just north of 125th and 7th
In yet another snub by the online community you have left out the epoch-defining Farrah flick.
On behalf of the entire community at jillmonroe4ever.com, I would like to express my deep disappointment at this missed opportunity to pay homage to one of the great moments in hair of the 20th century.
On a side note, I would also have loved to see Nalts sporting a Magnum ‘tache.
I’d definitely go with the afro nalts…
*whispering* the ladies will think you have a big pecker too!
=)
I personally like the puck rocker “drummer for green day” nalts. But then, I’m a big Green Day fan.
@8 for your viewing pleasure – some facial hair
the typos just for you
I have an afro on my ass