Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- Poor youth today. Never heard of Common Eilleen. #
- Browsed Sharper Image. Cool stuff. If I had money I'd buy all that crap, but never unbox it. Just hoard it. #
- You look sleepy. Take a nap. Yahoo says it's good for you. http://bit.ly/ScrewItAndNAP #
- Hey Internet- you're boring today. And it's Tuesday so that's sad. #
- If we're past racism why aren't there any black people on out currency? #
- RMAO RMAO where for art though RMAO #
- If the year was 1911 what would you do to make a living. I'll start. Failed inventor. Like Edison but I'd give up too early. #
- Wish I was a monkey. I'd be charlieissocoollike's favorite pet, and I could toss my poop without going to jail. Not the red ass ones. #
- Princess Camilla got engaged in Buckingham Palace. Something like that. I have a forgetful memory. #
- 3 magic words guaranteed to get you out of ANY awkward situation. http://bit.ly/3MagicWords #
- If there was such thing as an honest but kind human mirror, it would be Justin, who made this: http://tinyurl.com/24y9mvo #
- Oh did I mention I joined @nextnewnetworks? I got a free logo mascot and the kids broke it. #
- Two autographed Beyond Virals in Philly Airport Borders. I love sneaking jn and doing that. Never been caught (yet). #
- Dad can I borrow your headphones? Ok. Careful. They're new Skull Candies. Dad can I eat them? No Grant. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Old People Skating to Organ Music http://youtu.be/QTH22DUzXaM?a #
- Sticker from toy makes a nice crotch sticker for me. http://twitpic.com/37y8y2 #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — florida arrival http://youtu.be/NpVoaao1zww?a #
- My sister @alteregoelphaba wants to be in a "hey Molly" video in an OCD way @hankgreen @mikelombardo. How about a cameo? #
- Car condom? Mummy mobile? http://twitpic.com/380lh6 #
- Caption me http://twitpic.com/388mh2 #
- F YOU rule 21. You're not the boss of me. http://twitpic.com/389prm #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — skate P U N K S http://youtu.be/bIQDPK9hrpI?a #
- Kevjumba REALLY makes it. In my mother-in-law's "scandal sheets." Long way since hbolabs "hooking up." http://twitpic.com/38b4ls #
- VIDEO: BEHIND the BAT http://tmogul.com/tweet/9aizl #
- Just reduced Nalts mug on cafe press to lowest possible price (I make zero income from it). Spice up your morning… http://fb.me/AUe5MP6E #
- My brother takes WAY cooler photos than me (see him in New Orleans): http://brotherphoto.ofnalts.com/ #
- Best captions on moss beard: @islandgal7, @blargal, @sukatra, @NYBrad, @VlogBogdan, @PeteDTweets http://twitpic.com/38ca1c #
- Watch out, normal people. We're 20% and growing. http://www.cnbc.com/id/40257359 YEAH MENTALS! #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Mr. Nalty http://youtu.be/A_TJCXPS6qs?a #
- I like boats. Especially when I don't own them. http://twitpic.com/38mpgh #
- Me at fake Miami apartment of "Burn Notice" CIA spy Michael Westen (Jeffrey Donovan) @burnnotice_usa http://twitpic.com/38y2mw #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Stalking Burn Notice Set http://youtu.be/9cb5HqdnkOY?a #
- Artistic or not http://twitpic.com/38ziqh #