Social-Media Guru Satire
A satire of the Social Media Guru featuring B&W animation and computer-synthesized voices.
Some adult content here, and a bit long. But a fair parody of the social-media douche-bags.
A satire of the Social Media Guru featuring B&W animation and computer-synthesized voices.
Some adult content here, and a bit long. But a fair parody of the social-media douche-bags.
I just uploaded version 2 of “How to Get Popular on YouTube Without Any Talent” (a free eBook originally written 2 years ago). Thanks for the feedback on the first one. We’re all still figuring it out, eh? Nalts doesn’t feel as popular as when he first wrote it, but he’s having fun, dangit. The original…
Just shut up and watch this 10 times. Then check this one out to see Jenny Slate, the brilliant voice behind Marcel. MARCEL THE SHELL WITH SHOES ON from Dean Fleischer-Camp on Vimeo. Thanks to Stalkerofnalts for this tip.
{Update from 2013 reveals YouTube stars making $4 million plus per year} How much do YouTube stars make each year? Oh for goodness sakes. Just like my same 5 YouTube videos (see right column of channel page here) represent the majority of my online views… It seems that most of WillVideoForFood’s blog traffic comes from people…
Nearly 9 months ago I begged for an alternative to uploading my videos manually to multiple websites. But shame on me. I’ve been uploading to dozens of sites for nearly two years, and we’re talking about nearly 500 videos. So that translates to several thousand times of doing the mundane “title it, describe it, tag…
The White House Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP) has posted an identity on YouTube a dozen videos including anti-drug commercials. Seems they’ve gone over like a fart in church. Some love them, but most don’t. For instance, this video “Flat,” received 270 ratings at average one star (the lowest possible rating). I’ve never…
Here’s my wife and I testing her iPhone (AT&T) against my Palm Pre (Verizon) to see which one could shoot and upload best to YouTube. Turns out my Palm Pre failed to post after an hour, so I had to do it manually. Her iPhone compressed the video, and had it live in minutes. Winner:…
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An email I got last year:
“We know you’re sick of internet celebrities getting attention for doing nothing. We’re giving you a chance to be heard and make a difference in this community. Be creative and change what buzznet means to you.”
There’s something wrong with that Sally Struthers post down below. It sucks life from my machine every time I TRY to comment there. It’s evil.
Now I’m confused. Don’t you aspire to be some sort of social-media douche-bag, Kevin? Or virus video maven? Or consultant to the douche-bags? Something like like? Didn’t Slater fix you up?
Holy moley! I just noticed: yesterday the little Tubemogul counter said 101 million views and today it says 102!! Jayzus Keerist! You’re on the move faster than a Nutcheese bowel movement!
I think it’s fitting that the avatar has one of those douchebag goatee things. I’m always wary when guys grow one of those. Like that David Letterman extortionist guy. Guys with those things always have something unsavory they’re hiding. Except anybody on this blog, of course.
^ Ewwwww! I want something unsavory to hide! I’ll start growing my unsavory goatee thing immediately, if not sooner!
P.S. Kevin
All the shit I give you for being so successful?? It’s pure jealousy, my man. Nothing else.
@4 Goatees are awesome! I’ve not shaved mine off since I grew it out in June 2008.
Kevin, you should grow your goatee back out. It looks good on you. (Great. Now NutCheese is going to yell at me for kissing your ass. Oh well, que será, será.)
I was offended by the language.
^Were not!
How do I get out of this social media nightmare? Take the train?
http://a33.video2.blip.tv/3740000810326/Marquisdejolie-CRP3LastLegOutOfTexas973.mov?bri=9.1&brs=581
meh
Obviously
Gentleman (and Jan) I am with you on the goatee movement!
@12 I’m not sure who Gentleman and Jan are, but are you saying you are growing your goatee out again?
@9 That was a pretty cool video (a bit on the long side though). I loved the throat singing and the Scheming Weasel music reminded me of Nalts’ Airport Crawling video.
@13
Thanks. And thank goodness for Kevin MacLeod’s music. I used to compose my own backgrounds in Garageband and that was WAY too time consuming! That stuff’s better left to the experts.
@12 I hope you never listen to me, because I’m an idiot.
Later, guyz.
Thank goodness I don’t use my hotmail account to log in to blogs!
http://www.neowin.net/news/main/09/10/05/thousands-of-hotmail-passwords-leaked-online