Social-Media Guru Satire
A satire of the Social Media Guru featuring B&W animation and computer-synthesized voices.
Some adult content here, and a bit long. But a fair parody of the social-media douche-bags.
A satire of the Social Media Guru featuring B&W animation and computer-synthesized voices.
Some adult content here, and a bit long. But a fair parody of the social-media douche-bags.
I got all excited when I read that Hulu.com will distribute DailyMotion.com videos. Sadly, like most of the most-subscribed YouTubers, less than 5% of my traffic occurs beyond YouTube. I couldn’t even remember if I post to DailyMotion. That’s because YouTube dominates, but also because people on other video sites aren’t as loyal to them, and…
In a very interesting model, the producer of America’s Funniest Videos is bringing an archive of 1970s-present user-generated content to YouTube. And, no, Bob Saget and Tom Bergeron are not hosting, VHS players are optional, and the AFV brand isn’t involved. Thank God. Instead Vin Di Bona (who, trivia here, used some of my 1980s…
Meet Daneboe of Gagfilms, creator of the extremely popular “Annoying Orange” series. I interviewed him remotely in late 2007 for Metacafe Unfiltered, a short-lived “behind the scenes of popular creators.” Since he was in Florida, Freddy Nager suggested we do a homage to his popular “screaming eggs” video. So when I saw his recent Superbowl…
DoMyStuff recently contacted me about making a video to promote its site. The company provides a marketplace where anyone looking to outsource chores, errands, or projects can locate (and do business with) responsible and experienced local help. So the initial bit was that my wife would bust me abusing the service to outsource my “honey…
The Australian blokes are mangling sting rays to avenge Steve Irwin’s untimely death. It won’t bring back the animal lover but it will prevent a dangerous “sting ray” revolt. We were at the Camden, NJ, aquarium this weekend and I caught one reading Edgar Allen Poe’s “Telltale Heart.” Here’s some footage of folks catching a…
It’s an embarrassing statement about marketers in 2012. I’d like to apologize on behalf of them all. According to Kantar media, 77% of brands aren’t using online video; they’re exclusively national TV. Says Clickz: A new study from Kantar Media has found that 77 percent of brands are using national TV advertising exclusively. According to the study,…
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An email I got last year:
“We know you’re sick of internet celebrities getting attention for doing nothing. We’re giving you a chance to be heard and make a difference in this community. Be creative and change what buzznet means to you.”
There’s something wrong with that Sally Struthers post down below. It sucks life from my machine every time I TRY to comment there. It’s evil.
Now I’m confused. Don’t you aspire to be some sort of social-media douche-bag, Kevin? Or virus video maven? Or consultant to the douche-bags? Something like like? Didn’t Slater fix you up?
Holy moley! I just noticed: yesterday the little Tubemogul counter said 101 million views and today it says 102!! Jayzus Keerist! You’re on the move faster than a Nutcheese bowel movement!
I think it’s fitting that the avatar has one of those douchebag goatee things. I’m always wary when guys grow one of those. Like that David Letterman extortionist guy. Guys with those things always have something unsavory they’re hiding. Except anybody on this blog, of course.
^ Ewwwww! I want something unsavory to hide! I’ll start growing my unsavory goatee thing immediately, if not sooner!
P.S. Kevin
All the shit I give you for being so successful?? It’s pure jealousy, my man. Nothing else.
@4 Goatees are awesome! I’ve not shaved mine off since I grew it out in June 2008.
Kevin, you should grow your goatee back out. It looks good on you. (Great. Now NutCheese is going to yell at me for kissing your ass. Oh well, que será, será.)
I was offended by the language.
^Were not!
How do I get out of this social media nightmare? Take the train?
http://a33.video2.blip.tv/3740000810326/Marquisdejolie-CRP3LastLegOutOfTexas973.mov?bri=9.1&brs=581
meh
Obviously
Gentleman (and Jan) I am with you on the goatee movement!
@12 I’m not sure who Gentleman and Jan are, but are you saying you are growing your goatee out again?
@9 That was a pretty cool video (a bit on the long side though). I loved the throat singing and the Scheming Weasel music reminded me of Nalts’ Airport Crawling video.
@13
Thanks. And thank goodness for Kevin MacLeod’s music. I used to compose my own backgrounds in Garageband and that was WAY too time consuming! That stuff’s better left to the experts.
@12 I hope you never listen to me, because I’m an idiot.
Later, guyz.
Thank goodness I don’t use my hotmail account to log in to blogs!
http://www.neowin.net/news/main/09/10/05/thousands-of-hotmail-passwords-leaked-online