Social-Media Guru Satire
A satire of the Social Media Guru featuring B&W animation and computer-synthesized voices.
Some adult content here, and a bit long. But a fair parody of the social-media douche-bags.
A satire of the Social Media Guru featuring B&W animation and computer-synthesized voices.
Some adult content here, and a bit long. But a fair parody of the social-media douche-bags.
We watch iCarly nonstop. Me an the four kids. And we watch Shaycarl, and Shaycarl watches us. Even babytard, see? Now Freddy (Nathan Kress) from iCarly met Shay this week. That’s so weird, huh? We’re like two-degrees of separation from someone on one of our favorite shows. If you’re reading this, you’re three degrees of separation….
NoMansBlog does a nice analysis of the most watched YouTube videos. So what’s viral? Here are some highlights: 58 user-generated content 31 music videos 4 commercials 13 home videos 13 talent/skill videos
Patton Oswalt, one of my absolute favorite comedians, rants about YouTube on this Comedy Central “Root of All Evil” video excerpt. Good to know he’s watching. Hey, Patton… Forget the sneezing Panda bear. I think Farting in Public rival Citizen Kane.
Who is this turd? Joel Bauer? He’s so insecure and arrogant it’s like driving past an accident scene… you can’t help but watch with horror. “He builds crowds… guaranteed.” Yeah, Captain Small Penis. You gather crowds. So does a guy with a severed head in his hand, hanging from the 30th floor of a building….
Interesting that Eefoof — a relatively new site that pays creators for content — is getting billed as a “YouTube competitor.” Check out this CNBC story and this Digg.com post, which raises the question as to whether it will be a YouTube killer. Mashable challenges the business model and calls the site ugly. I give…
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An email I got last year:
“We know you’re sick of internet celebrities getting attention for doing nothing. We’re giving you a chance to be heard and make a difference in this community. Be creative and change what buzznet means to you.”
There’s something wrong with that Sally Struthers post down below. It sucks life from my machine every time I TRY to comment there. It’s evil.
Now I’m confused. Don’t you aspire to be some sort of social-media douche-bag, Kevin? Or virus video maven? Or consultant to the douche-bags? Something like like? Didn’t Slater fix you up?
Holy moley! I just noticed: yesterday the little Tubemogul counter said 101 million views and today it says 102!! Jayzus Keerist! You’re on the move faster than a Nutcheese bowel movement!
I think it’s fitting that the avatar has one of those douchebag goatee things. I’m always wary when guys grow one of those. Like that David Letterman extortionist guy. Guys with those things always have something unsavory they’re hiding. Except anybody on this blog, of course.
^ Ewwwww! I want something unsavory to hide! I’ll start growing my unsavory goatee thing immediately, if not sooner!
P.S. Kevin
All the shit I give you for being so successful?? It’s pure jealousy, my man. Nothing else.
@4 Goatees are awesome! I’ve not shaved mine off since I grew it out in June 2008.
Kevin, you should grow your goatee back out. It looks good on you. (Great. Now NutCheese is going to yell at me for kissing your ass. Oh well, que será, será.)
I was offended by the language.
^Were not!
How do I get out of this social media nightmare? Take the train?
http://a33.video2.blip.tv/3740000810326/Marquisdejolie-CRP3LastLegOutOfTexas973.mov?bri=9.1&brs=581
meh
Obviously
Gentleman (and Jan) I am with you on the goatee movement!
@12 I’m not sure who Gentleman and Jan are, but are you saying you are growing your goatee out again?
@9 That was a pretty cool video (a bit on the long side though). I loved the throat singing and the Scheming Weasel music reminded me of Nalts’ Airport Crawling video.
@13
Thanks. And thank goodness for Kevin MacLeod’s music. I used to compose my own backgrounds in Garageband and that was WAY too time consuming! That stuff’s better left to the experts.
@12 I hope you never listen to me, because I’m an idiot.
Later, guyz.
Thank goodness I don’t use my hotmail account to log in to blogs!
http://www.neowin.net/news/main/09/10/05/thousands-of-hotmail-passwords-leaked-online