Social-Media Guru Satire
A satire of the Social Media Guru featuring B&W animation and computer-synthesized voices.
Some adult content here, and a bit long. But a fair parody of the social-media douche-bags.
A satire of the Social Media Guru featuring B&W animation and computer-synthesized voices.
Some adult content here, and a bit long. But a fair parody of the social-media douche-bags.
This is fantastic, and worth waiting for the climax (as well as the teaser for future news at the end). The Onion reigns supreme.
Dear, Brands. As a marketer and video creator, let me assure you that you don’t have to feel guilty about wanting a video creator to pimp your product. It will make them happy, and provide your brand an important entry to “consumer generated media.” So why aren’t you doing this already? You’re scared it will…
Well it’s time to ready the cameras for the inevitable parade of Sarah Palin parodies based on tonight’s Vice President Debate! We’re having friends over, and I’ve already purchased 16 Sarah-Palin paper masks (and only 8 Biden ones, as I don’t expect them to be as popular). What’s going to be the great Sarah Palin quote…
It’s unfortunate that most online-polls don’t provide an incentive. But if you do see a poll invitation surrounding an online video (on YouTube or other sites), I encourage you to participate, and do so thoughtfully and honestly. I’ll briefly explain how they work, and why viewer feedback is so important to sustaining online-video model. As…
A nice report by “The Upside to Video Uploads” by Business Week. While this segment will undergo consolidation and specialization, a mini dot-com implosion is simply not on the horizon—and especially not for the reasons being cited by some pundits. Predictions about this collapse have focused on two issues: the lack of a business model…
Since I was dangerously close to having a “dark blog” here, I thought I’d share some recent online-video information that’s worth knowing. Online-video ad spending continues to grow, with 2017 looking to be passing $9 billion this year (it was $6.8 Billion in 2016). That’s according to recent research by the Interactive Advertising Bureau (IAB) as…
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An email I got last year:
“We know you’re sick of internet celebrities getting attention for doing nothing. We’re giving you a chance to be heard and make a difference in this community. Be creative and change what buzznet means to you.”
There’s something wrong with that Sally Struthers post down below. It sucks life from my machine every time I TRY to comment there. It’s evil.
Now I’m confused. Don’t you aspire to be some sort of social-media douche-bag, Kevin? Or virus video maven? Or consultant to the douche-bags? Something like like? Didn’t Slater fix you up?
Holy moley! I just noticed: yesterday the little Tubemogul counter said 101 million views and today it says 102!! Jayzus Keerist! You’re on the move faster than a Nutcheese bowel movement!
I think it’s fitting that the avatar has one of those douchebag goatee things. I’m always wary when guys grow one of those. Like that David Letterman extortionist guy. Guys with those things always have something unsavory they’re hiding. Except anybody on this blog, of course.
^ Ewwwww! I want something unsavory to hide! I’ll start growing my unsavory goatee thing immediately, if not sooner!
P.S. Kevin
All the shit I give you for being so successful?? It’s pure jealousy, my man. Nothing else.
@4 Goatees are awesome! I’ve not shaved mine off since I grew it out in June 2008.
Kevin, you should grow your goatee back out. It looks good on you. (Great. Now NutCheese is going to yell at me for kissing your ass. Oh well, que será, será.)
I was offended by the language.
^Were not!
How do I get out of this social media nightmare? Take the train?
http://a33.video2.blip.tv/3740000810326/Marquisdejolie-CRP3LastLegOutOfTexas973.mov?bri=9.1&brs=581
meh
Obviously
Gentleman (and Jan) I am with you on the goatee movement!
@12 I’m not sure who Gentleman and Jan are, but are you saying you are growing your goatee out again?
@9 That was a pretty cool video (a bit on the long side though). I loved the throat singing and the Scheming Weasel music reminded me of Nalts’ Airport Crawling video.
@13
Thanks. And thank goodness for Kevin MacLeod’s music. I used to compose my own backgrounds in Garageband and that was WAY too time consuming! That stuff’s better left to the experts.
@12 I hope you never listen to me, because I’m an idiot.
Later, guyz.
Thank goodness I don’t use my hotmail account to log in to blogs!
http://www.neowin.net/news/main/09/10/05/thousands-of-hotmail-passwords-leaked-online