Social-Media Guru Satire
A satire of the Social Media Guru featuring B&W animation and computer-synthesized voices.
Some adult content here, and a bit long. But a fair parody of the social-media douche-bags.
A satire of the Social Media Guru featuring B&W animation and computer-synthesized voices.
Some adult content here, and a bit long. But a fair parody of the social-media douche-bags.
I heard rumors that MTV isn’t going to renew College Humor, but I quite like the Pranked show staring Amir Blumenfeld and Streeter Siedell (haven’t these guys heard of friggin’ stage names)? The College Humor brand is strong, and the web content is exceptional. But for reasons I can’t explain, this stuff doesn’t transfer to…
We Americans watched nearly 34 billion videos in May, and 14.6 billion (43 percent) were on YouTube. According to comScore (source: TechCrunch), 144.1 million viewers watched an average of 101.2 videos per viewer in May. Hulu ranked second with 3.5 percent share. The gap between Google and Hulu remains strong, and it’s safe to say…
We’ve all seen the YouTube comments full of rage, sarcasm and criticism. The angry YouTube commenters say things like: WTF That’s gay Lamest thing ever on YouTube I want my two minutes back That sucked NOT funny Now let’s take a look into the psyche of an “online video commenter.” Here we’ll understand what makes…
Yeah I went to LA for one day, and it was the biggest tease of my online-video life! I have LA blueballs. The near climax was getting to meet Punchy from WaverlyFilms, Captain from ClipCritics and my favorite YouTube weblebrities… but not having enough time to play! There was a spontaneous dinner on Wednesday night,…
As an emerging minority (white, middle-aged American), I’m often envious of the deep cultural bond of minorities (hence my confessed, sincere desire to be African American). But I’m also quick to poke fun at Racial stereotypes because they’re so wonderfully taboo and controversial. Here’s me with SMPFilms’ “Mr. Safety” in NYC quoting the “five dollar…
How can I get YouTube views and subscribers without getting scammed? Here’s a video that discourages the use of bots, cheats and ridiculous purchase of views and subscribers (on eBay and other services found on Google searches). There’s no “magic bullet” or proven way to get views and subscribers overnight (although that can happen with…
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An email I got last year:
“We know you’re sick of internet celebrities getting attention for doing nothing. We’re giving you a chance to be heard and make a difference in this community. Be creative and change what buzznet means to you.”
There’s something wrong with that Sally Struthers post down below. It sucks life from my machine every time I TRY to comment there. It’s evil.
Now I’m confused. Don’t you aspire to be some sort of social-media douche-bag, Kevin? Or virus video maven? Or consultant to the douche-bags? Something like like? Didn’t Slater fix you up?
Holy moley! I just noticed: yesterday the little Tubemogul counter said 101 million views and today it says 102!! Jayzus Keerist! You’re on the move faster than a Nutcheese bowel movement!
I think it’s fitting that the avatar has one of those douchebag goatee things. I’m always wary when guys grow one of those. Like that David Letterman extortionist guy. Guys with those things always have something unsavory they’re hiding. Except anybody on this blog, of course.
^ Ewwwww! I want something unsavory to hide! I’ll start growing my unsavory goatee thing immediately, if not sooner!
P.S. Kevin
All the shit I give you for being so successful?? It’s pure jealousy, my man. Nothing else.
@4 Goatees are awesome! I’ve not shaved mine off since I grew it out in June 2008.
Kevin, you should grow your goatee back out. It looks good on you. (Great. Now NutCheese is going to yell at me for kissing your ass. Oh well, que serĂ¡, serĂ¡.)
I was offended by the language.
^Were not!
How do I get out of this social media nightmare? Take the train?
http://a33.video2.blip.tv/3740000810326/Marquisdejolie-CRP3LastLegOutOfTexas973.mov?bri=9.1&brs=581
meh
Obviously
Gentleman (and Jan) I am with you on the goatee movement!
@12 I’m not sure who Gentleman and Jan are, but are you saying you are growing your goatee out again?
@9 That was a pretty cool video (a bit on the long side though). I loved the throat singing and the Scheming Weasel music reminded me of Nalts’ Airport Crawling video.
@13
Thanks. And thank goodness for Kevin MacLeod’s music. I used to compose my own backgrounds in Garageband and that was WAY too time consuming! That stuff’s better left to the experts.
@12 I hope you never listen to me, because I’m an idiot.
Later, guyz.
Thank goodness I don’t use my hotmail account to log in to blogs!
http://www.neowin.net/news/main/09/10/05/thousands-of-hotmail-passwords-leaked-online