Sweet. I Can Inheret 25 Million if I Stand as General Ibrahim Moussa’s Next of Kin

I don’t mean to gloat, but it seems I’ve been invited to stand as General Ibrahim Moussa’s next of kin, and I’ll receive $20 million. At first I thought maybe it was spam, but since they’ve addressed me as “Intending Partner,” I can only conclude this has to do with my viral video fame. Dear…