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Cute.
@1 I think his life is a show I’m watching on You Tube.
Hope it don’t get canceled.
did you hit 1000 yet?
What? No Nalts vs.Chevy Chase? Hmmm! =)
Not a celebrity, but how about Nalts vs. weinerdog!?
@2
I WOULD have if I hadn’t gone back through my Youtube channel and found some old 45-second videos that YT had hacked down to 3 seconds (bastards!). So I deleted them. I think I have about 6 videos to go to hit 1,000 now.
You SUCK!!!. You know why? Because you don’t have a uterus. Do you know how many times I’ve had to go through this fucking menstruation thing in my life? 408 times. 408!!!!!!
And it’s not even the stuff that comes out of my vagina. It’s the cramps. Days and days and days of cramps. And for what?? My eggs were shot years ago and I didn’t even know it. I’m never gonna reproduce. It’s never gonna happen.
Of course, that’s probably a good thing.
@5: Don’t know how old you are, but it does end. 😛
@5
I’ve got seniority here and I say men don’t suck. Well, not REAL men.
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@7
Brain tumors ALWAYS trump cramps, so you don’t suck.