Mommy’s Nose is Scary

There are a few of these, but none top this. Here’s 8 years of a guy’s face played out rapidly. Watch his hair grow. Watch his facial hair come and go. Amazing.

I’d like to say that switching to Genesis from Thesis was a “New Coke” stunt, designed simply to forge the bond between the 7 WVFF backrow members and the bloated novels I call “posts.” But I’d rather consider this a grand defeat, prefaced by a tremendous waste of time. My sister said the blog was…

Wow how’s this for timing? I’m working with some other video creators on what I think will be a very fun and popular parody of video-game violence and legacy PSAs. I sent out a message to some fellow creators and I’ll give you the verbatim quote I used just moments ago: I can’t wait until…

I’m starting to write this post not having even looked at my 2007 predictions once in the past 11 months. But it’s so rare that someone owns up to their predictions — especially when they were wrong. So it’s time to score myself (letter grade style) on how accurately I predicted the future of this…

My sources have it that Danny Devito has been reported alive. TMZ is not commenting. Go, Reubnick. A serious LOL.