It’s called “A woman missed her flight at the boarding gate HKIA” and it’s quite sad and funny. Of course, she was missing Oceanic Flight 815, so it could be worse.
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If you miss your flight in China you lose a vital organ.
Which organ, Jan? I mean, if it’s my brain fine. But not my penis. Hey Reubnick. I said penis!
JEEZ! maybe something serious was happening, kevin! maybe her dad was on his deathbed and she needed to make that flight! i know i just made it surprisingly less funny, but. . . it’s sad now. 🙁
@2 depends on the flight, a kidney to the mainland. To the Scotland you lose your liver, if it’s to San Fransico you lose your heart 😉
I got a feeling this blog is going to be censored in China now.
Can you give us a word by word translation please? 🙂
I had a rather similar experience with my mother once. Try being a 13-year-old boy in a public place with your mom making a scene like this. OK, maybe she wasn’t this bad, but it felt like it at the time.
She must be flipping out because Nalts turned down her offer for a collab video.
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Oh please Mrs Ricardo! There will be another plane!
Wahhhhhhhhhhhh
@2
Hey! Thanks for telling me! Thank god for Google Alerts!
by the way Nalts, I don’t actually understand your comment.
My sister does this 5 to 13 times a week (by phone) when she needs to have my mother deliver food, booze and drugs out to her trailer in the woods.
I’m not exaggerating.
I clicked into the comments to see what sukatra had to say, and was disappointed not to find anything.
I could only watch about 30 seconds of that screeching, waiting for it to turn either sad or funny. Ultimately, it was only annoying, so I clicked out of it.
Nalts, dude, refer us to better videos please.
Here’s a fun family fact: my mother would steal my post-surgery painkillers to deliver to my sister for recreational use if I hadn’t hidden the stuff. And my mother could never be convinced by anyone ever that doing such a thing was even as much as “unkind”. My mother is a sweet little old lady and quite quite mad (in a twisted redneck evil, demented sort of way).
I’m not too bothered by it any more. My mom and sister will burn in hell and be blotted out of my memory and I will finally be healed. Until then….I’ll take care of momma. It’s my momma drama.
🙂
Reubnick? Does Google alerts now troll comments? Dang it’s starting to get worse. It used to identify good stuff, and now I’m finding posts with my old videos. Spam blogs. P.S. Sxephil whatthebuck shaycarl happyslip fred icarly.
^ Ahyup. I’ve Sxephil whatthebuck shaycarl happyslip fred icarly been seeing sexpot sexy lexy them too. Happy family porn day!
@14
I guess so. It even sends me an email every time I post a blog on my own website, as if I didn’t know already.
Unless it saw the word “penis” and sent me an email. Which, in that case, would make google alerts very rude and perverted.
Of course, in the last week, it did alert me to two other posts mentioning me. One of them was anger towards my new haircut, and the other called me a member of the “in-crowd” on Youtube. Woo!
Where is the taser when you need it? 🙂
Since when are oversized children allowed to air travel on their own?
She found out her kid was queer… that’s a very common reaction.
“What do you mean I have to pay for peanuts!” or she found out the on board movie, “The Karate Kid” had been cancelled.
I told the cab drive to turn RIGHT at the light not left…
“Does this tantrum make my ass look fat?”
That was neither sad nor funny, just annoying. Sorry.
truth be told – she missed her flight for a funeral.
now don’t you feel terrible?
I see you are up to snuff on your Mandarin there Jan! I think the funny part is that she started to sound like Lucy Ricardo. Waaaaahhhhh!!!!
I’ve heard this woman was going to see her dying sister in San Francisco. If this is true, will you feel funny still?
I haven’t seen a woman that upset since she got the test results back from the doctor.
She needs oxygen. Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you’re taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It’s all right here. Emergency water landing – 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
@28. Best. Movie Reference. Ever.
Thanks 🙂