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Yay! Finally! I WAS getting fed up with the chearleaders here.
Now, can we overturn the 3rd Amendment to the Constitution please!?
The Onion, cheering me up since whenever.
@1 why, need a new place to live?
@2
I am currently living with 2 low I.Q. redneck beer-swilling drug addicts, one senile and the other passes out in bed while smoking and pukes a lot. Both have been institutionalized in nuthouses and one is a convict. They’ve poisoned my dog 4 times and I suspect me twice. The house has a ghost, bad wiring, bad plumbing, black mold and no insulation. There are tire-burning hillbillies next door.
Yes. I need a new place to live.
@3 ha! very good!
I suppose you want me to right Congress now?
@4
NOBODY can “right” Congress now!
I will be slipping this into people’s drinks.
@5 shall I write instead?
I remember when Bobbie Battestia was a real news personallity. I feel so much better now that the everyone else in the world can be as morose as me. Cheers!
(Goes off to chug corn syrup)
@7
Good luck with that.
@3 Sounds like a kick-ass web series or a reality show. Hire Nalts to give you some pointers.
Those pills look suspiciously like Viagra. Not that I would know, being a woman and a virgin and all.
@10
This series has been running on my channel for 2 months. (click link)
Oops. I meant 6 months, give or take a grandkid video or two.
I know people who are too cheerful and I’ve always been annoyed by them. Finally someone’s done something about this problem!!! LOL
You don’t really need a pill for that. You just beat them senseless and they tend to shut up.