Why I’m Grumpy and Not Calling You Back.

15 Comments

1. Yay! Finally! I WAS getting fed up with the chearleaders here.

   Now, can we overturn the 3rd Amendment to the Constitution please!?

2. The Onion, cheering me up since whenever.

   @1 why, need a new place to live?

3. @2
   I am currently living with 2 low I.Q. redneck beer-swilling drug addicts, one senile and the other passes out in bed while smoking and pukes a lot. Both have been institutionalized in nuthouses and one is a convict. They’ve poisoned my dog 4 times and I suspect me twice. The house has a ghost, bad wiring, bad plumbing, black mold and no insulation. There are tire-burning hillbillies next door.

   Yes. I need a new place to live.

4. @3 ha! very good!

   I suppose you want me to right Congress now?

5. @4
   NOBODY can “right” Congress now!

6. I will be slipping this into people’s drinks.

7. @5 shall I write instead?

8. I remember when Bobbie Battestia was a real news personallity. I feel so much better now that the everyone else in the world can be as morose as me. Cheers!

   (Goes off to chug corn syrup)

9. @7
   Good luck with that.

10. @3 Sounds like a kick-ass web series or a reality show. Hire Nalts to give you some pointers.

11. Those pills look suspiciously like Viagra. Not that I would know, being a woman and a virgin and all.

12. @10
    This series has been running on my channel for 2 months. (click link)

13. Oops. I meant 6 months, give or take a grandkid video or two.

14. I know people who are too cheerful and I’ve always been annoyed by them. Finally someone’s done something about this problem!!! LOL

15. You don’t really need a pill for that. You just beat them senseless and they tend to shut up.

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