Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- Wearing my @schwen disguise at #ePatCon and it seems to have fooled @swoodruff. #
- Nice dads don't just let their kids watch Spongebob. They watch it with them. @bjwilson34 #
- Imagining @DaisyWhitney's cat with her paw stuck in her collar. Vague use of pronouns intentional. #
- Can't see #NewTwitter Bummer. We're having a giant party over here. Hope we don't run out of beer before you get here. #
- It would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle. #
- Spoke at a conference today. Blahbedee blah blaaah. #
- Got this free at conference. Zeo tracks my sleep and wakes me at ideal time. Cool ass huh? http://twitpic.com/2sxw5h #
- Next time you people watch, imagine the person's theme song. It's fun. #
- http://plixi.com/p/37964585 @sleepr No fair. You had the cornell kid hack it. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — What If? http://youtu.be/_JyO2US-1lY?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — She She Hlubuzz http://youtu.be/cGuYque-boc?a #
- Sanofi your whooping cough held-baby-gonna-die ad is totally alarmist and creepy. Turn ons: health education. Turn offs: scare tactics. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Charlie After Dentist http://youtu.be/5bf0O1e7KoU?a #
- Annoying Orange meets Kuato from Total Recall. I can seriously here them talking in my head. http://fb.me/H2HeCaAd #
- Look out Annoying Orange. There's a KNIFE in town this week. http://fb.me/Im0fkySn #
- Beyond Viral book's "sneak preview" is on @Scribd now: http://www.scribd.com/doc/38446204 #
- Twitter & Facebook buttons on http://www.beyondviral.com? Yeah weze cutting edge like that. Eat your heart out @otherijustine #
- What? I digg. Follow at http://digg.com/nalts and receive a lifetime supply of air. #
- Loved The Secret but The Power is sounding like "positivity thinking" on ex and shrooms. WhatTheBuck on happy steroids. Chill Rhonda. #
- Quick- make up an association that's so weird you'd sneak into the national meeting just for laughs. #
- Thx @BNBuzz (Barnes & Noble) for the display, & @joemich for this photo (he's quoted on back cover). #beyondviral http://twitpic.com/2tmhxm #
- This means more to me than a stupid book. ANNOYING ORANGE CAMEO! http://bit.ly/AnnoyingKNIFE #
- WAHOO! ANNOYING ORANGE CAMEO http://fb.me/IBwNR01C #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Annoying Orange: No More Mr. Knife Guy http://youtu.be/ont3Mq0DARE?a #
- Used to be I thought of punchy when I saw BJ. Now it's an emphatic fruit. @bobjenz @petercoffin @daneboe @annoyingorange in reply to bobjenz #
- Just CUT a fart. heehehhehheheeee. #
- Amazon has my book for less than $17 today (batteries sold separately). http://amzn.to/9eAfAe #
- I wonder if I could survive for a month eating only baja salads from wendys #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Comic Son http://youtu.be/bRn_p6GZ2pA?a #
- "Who drew this crab?" I said. "I drew that, and it's a chicken," Charlie (age 6). http://twitpic.com/2u4r2x #
- How many times does this prank caller sing the Nalts song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXgIUGCONOs #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — YouTube 4.0 http://youtu.be/YN63oTpTKIo?a #
- Maybe the glass isn't half full or empty. Maybe it's just too big. #
- Maybe the glass isn't half full or half empty. Maybe it's just too big. #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Naltsburger….YTO day 11 http://youtu.be/QAAuCkohe6Y?a #
- I live in PA and want a teacup pet pig, or one that gets along with a dog and kids. Anyone? Shhh… not sanctioned by my wife. 🙂 #
- Can you IMAGINE the fun and hysterical videos resulting from THIS as a pet? CUTE PIG FTW. http://twitpic.com/2unoh2 #
- Anyone on east coast selling teacup or pet pigs? We'd make it, and you, a household name! #
- If this pig replaced the Facebook logo, I'd spend more time here. Of course that doesn't mean I'd want it for a… http://fb.me/wc2two60 #
- Wish I was there to wrestle the goat! #prankhouse http://bit.ly/PRANKHOUSE #
- Yeah he's the new sxephil like shaycarl is the new me. 😉 @petercoffin @wheezywaiter @youtube in reply to petercoffin #
- My favorite people online at one time. #prankhouse Actually: http://tinychat.com/trollscansuckmydick #
- Please please please don't use the word "gay" as an insult EVER. It's easy to stop that, right? #noh8 Major pet peeve. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Scary Basement Grandma http://youtu.be/O04L6W5amAg?a #
- I'm sad I missed SouthTube and now #PrankHouse Stupid geographic expanse of US. #
- Woah- Twitter bing. Sorry. Going to bed. Sleep tight, girls and boys. Hugs and kisses. Goodnight John Boy. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Scary Basement Grandma (behind scenes) http://youtu.be/A2qgv-74ync?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Advertising Doesn't HAVE to Suck http://youtu.be/rR6UzrsG1oo?a #
One more cup of coffee and then a poop.
Hey Kev, I think most people who are interested in reading your tweets already follow you on twitter. Why must you regurgitate them here?