Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- If I made a list of my priorities I'd be less overwhelmed. But I'd lose it anyway because it would get boring. #
- Let's all confess our medicine cabinets. I dare you. adderall, cymbalta, xanax, finasteride… #RxConfessions #
- I can't decide if I should try heavier meds, or get used to the lipstick I smear on my face while I rock. #
- Oh crap. I'm reading @Murderdollie's tweet history like it was shakespeare. Turning… into…. @seanbedlam. Argggh!!! #
- Holy crap. Twitter is fun again. #
- I think Freddy my lab is happier than me. He naps more calmly and a little play makes him insanely euphoric. I want to be a dog in life 2.o #
- A sad site at a local bookstore. 😉 @dmscott #contentrules @stevegarfield http://twitpic.com/3bo5a8 #
- I hate to brag, but my @twitpic stream is really entertaining (at least to me). http://www.twitpic.com/photos/nalts #
- Wake up twitter or buddhacharlie and I will bring back ALL CAPS TUESDAY #
- As I drifted off to sleep at 3 am I said to myself… now where's tmt? Really. @themtythor @StalkerOfNalts in reply to themtythor #
- I've never enjoyed Facebook as much before this gem and never will again. Thanks JoeShields. http://twitpic.com/3bobhi #
- http://twitpic.com/3bobhi – iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii #
- I went to the unicorn zoo with @stalkerofnalts on Monday. He took some pictures. http://bit.ly/unicornzoo #
- if only you knew the effort involved in providing you with gems like this. http://bit.ly/CrowCries #
- KICKASS! Just out my iPhone has VoiceTime feature. LIVE voice-to-voice without need for wireless connection. #
- SOS. My wife made me wait in car. I think she's got me at a mental ward. http://twitpic.com/3boqmo #
- Now she's making me talk to norm and i can't stop laughing.. see YouTube/unclenalts. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Bad sitcom http://youtu.be/AKsL9LAyrY0?a #
- Me to almost inhumanely perfect looking starbucks person: "are you an avatar?" best comeback ever: "should you be driving?" #
- Lez remake odd couple tv show with norm the used car guy and Starbucks avatar as rookies. #
- #HowDoYouKnow how Reese Witherspoon is immune to aging? #
- Thanks, Dick. My kids can't sleep now. @zackscott http://bit.ly/eNoidHORROR #
- Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement. http://bit.ly/UncleTouchy courtesy Patton Oswalt @zackscott #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Horror Story for Kids http://youtu.be/PWJ81S8bF_8?a #
- Shut up. Here's a life hack. Stop working or start. http://bit.ly/30and30 #
- If Modern Family and The Office had an Internet-Video baby, this would be it. bit.ly/hzdVZZ #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — How to Vlog (fakely) http://youtu.be/__DhJ1Ubl9E?a #
- I just decided I to need to go to the NY CollegeHumor office tomorrow and poke Amir. @jakeandamir Maybe spin him three times. #
- Unfollow Wednesday @petercoffin @edbassmaster @charlestrippy. Well not really. #
- Heh. Your profile picture is like we snuck into your office while you were absorbed in some deep programing. @wolfespring #
- I just discovered a website where you can share videos… http://www.youtube.com/ #
- I want to go see John and Hank green in la dec 17-18 for awesome project. Yey suck reduction, nerdfightets! #
- I've decided to opt put of the recession. Care to join me? #optoutrecession Just decide to ignore it even if it's hard. #
- How long could you go without sun? Me a week max. #
- My former employer, Merck, made the Vioxx lawyer CEO. #BadIdeaJeans #
- I hate when people use Twitter for blatant promotion. Nature shots? Sure. But don't promote. http://twitpic.com/3ca02e #
- Welcome back WVFF Back Rowers. 🙂 http://bit.ly/WVFFBackRow #
- Check it: cool new social media site. You're limited to 140 characters but it's fun: http://www.twitter.com. #
- No offense AltaVista buy I'm leaving you for this new search engine: http://www.google.com #
- I should charge for these killer websites I find: http://listserv.fnal.gov/ #
- (yawn). Did it work? #
- Thank goodness I caught a trailer of the Yogi Bear movie I might have gone to see it. #
- Even and amoeba learns by repetition. #
- Even an amoeba learns by repetition. #
- Even an amoeba learns thru repetition. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — FIX SUBSCRIPTION BOX!! http://youtu.be/HnqklQZGcQw?a #
- Trying to trick Akinator by growing a beard and fattening up. @ShayCarl @shaytards #
- Oh it's a fractured foot. Nice. #
- Woah check out the CD-ROM of my fractured foot. http://twitpic.com/3ciw5c #
- I hope they give me a cast. Never had one. Which color? http://twitpic.com/3ciy5e #
- They're bringing crutches to me. Playing with this shitty app while I wait. http://twitpic.com/3ciz4x #
- It's about time my lousy HMO paid for video props. http://twitpic.com/3cj35h #
- No I'll be fine. I'm fine. Seriously I'm fine. http://twitpic.com/3cjakr #
- I love Freddy so damned much. Just LOOK at this dog! http://twitpic.com/3ckohz #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Why do dogs lick human faces http://youtu.be/toEZtrV9K7M?a #
- VIDEO: Crutches Prat-Fails http://flic.kr/p/8Y7Rbe #
- Make your own Nancy Grace show on CNN.com… http://bit.ly/NancyGraceCompetitor #
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- The hardest part of being a dad? The forced, frequent contact with annoying parents of your kids' friends. #
- There are two types of people. Those who get excited when the phone rings. And those of us who would rather hear a chalkboard scratched. #
- Some bastard is calling my house and phone right now. But my leg hurts too much to see who it is. I'll admit it's kinda funny. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Promote Your Vlog http://youtu.be/DLw0tyWWezA?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — AMAZING Beyblade Spin http://youtu.be/Ut0rXmG5ZUA?a #
- You've been nice. Here's a prize! Free mini-poster: http://bit.ly/FreeMiniPoster. I just bought loot from http://www.cafepress.com/nalts. #
- Been naughty? Skip this post. But I think you've been nice so here's a prize. Free mini-poster:… http://fb.me/PR3JYdOc #
- Where are they NOW? Name a YouTuber that you miss. @zipster08 @renetto @happyslip http://twitpic.com/3darrf #
- .sdrawkcab teewt tsal taht tog I .spoohW http://twitpic.com/3dasch #
- I'll be @stalkertard doesn't shop at The Evil Electronics store, @stalkerofnalts. That yellow sign makes me nauseated. #
- Live German television show car jumping fail. OUCH. http://bit.ly/WettenDasFail (Wetten Das). #
- Less boring than normal: crack-cocaine squirrels, unibrow professors and live TV fail: http://www.willvideoforfood.com #
- Scrambled eggs get cold too fast. That's all I'm saying. #
- kickback ransom bribe price fix blackmail OIG harassment fired #WordsNotToUseinCompanyEmail #