So I’ve got a lisp. I’m reminded of this because I get roasted in “comments” on my videos occasionally. “You have a lisp… you’re gay.”
In this video I confess about how this lisp has plagued me since I was a young child and Mason McCarthy and Scott Daly used to ask me to say “dinosaur,” and then laugh at my S. But it’s not a problem anymore.
I have my own personal voiceover guy. Thanks to Slatersgarage.com for this one!
Courtesy of Loaded Pun, here’s a clever “YouTube Anonymous” video that takes us deep into the psyche of someone obsessed with online video viewing & uploading on YouTube. Like most of my videos, it could use some tighter editing. But the payoff is worth the wait. Watch for her frizzy burnt hair, her nail chewing,…
I was just trying to figure out why my “How to Make Your Own Healies” video (its title is actually “Poor Man Healies” was getting so much traffic. Then I realized… at the moment, it’s the number one ranked listing on Google for the keyword “healies.” Turns out there isn’t much competition since Healies is…
Ahhhhh. I’m going to think of this the next time I’m restless, anxious and pissed. I suppose this monkey’s mama never warned it that pigeons “breath disease.” (My mom used to warn me they “breed disease,” but I missed a consonant because she had a thick nawlins accent).
Blogging has been all the rage for a few years — with cover stories on major magazines, blogs about blogs, and some bloggers literally becoming credible media sources that rival legacy print and television brands. Interestingly, there’s a trend that appears to have accelerated far faster and more dramatically than blogs. Online video. Take for…
In this video… Britney Spears, in a thick Southern accent, discusses deep issues… like whether to go see a movie or stay home and drink. Or whether time travel ala “Back to the Future” is real.
Vividas is enabling full-screen online videos. The company sells software, but you can view a demo without downloading anything. Here’s a beautiful Ford ad that works very well in full screen. Click the link and you’ll need to authorize a pop-up. It took my Mac a minute for the video to cache but it was…
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Bah, fuck em. The lisp is badass and don’t let anyone else tell you it isn’t.
Well my good friend Bobby Valentine says he doesn’t even notice the lisp! (funny video Kev!) yumajohnny
I love your lisp, makes the videos much more ‘comical’ 😛
Brilliant! Can I get that voice over guy to make a calls to AT$T Customer Service for me?
Don’t let a road construction worker punch you in the face knocking your front tooth out or you’ll find your “F” is gone, too.
(not to worry, I got his “F”, too)
Just ask them a question — “Am I visiting YOUR site, watching YOUR videos? Didn’t think so.” Got’em!
(And often the very things that we would each change about ourselves would take away from who we are.)
You have a lisp! You’re gay!!
:P. Anyone who says that should be beat damn it. Your lisp is fine. I saw the video last night, the voice over was done well. I like how professional it sounds.
You sound like a fag with that lisp, get off youtube! your a disgrace to the american language! (but that doesn’t matter to me). You should listen to the nobody likes onions podcast, they have a guy that breaths really really heavily down the mic (their shows are about an hour long).
I love the video, but I still blame GooTube for stealing your voice!
Have fun tomorrow, Mr. Viral Videologist!
Wow Nalts I never noticed! What is it you have trouble saying?
Nalts! I am SO WITH YOU ON THIS! I have a lisp too! or, i did… not so much anymore! I went to a speech therapist for 14 years… so i’m pretty good with my ssssssssssssssssssssssssss’s now!
I know for a fact that Nalts does not have a lisp. It’s just that his mouth is constantly full of Nonfat Doritos fried in delicious Olestra.
PC is remembering a meeting in which I pledged to complete an entire bag of Olien Doritos (because I heard about the stool droppings and wanted to see them for myself).
Doesn’t Olestra cause anal leakage?
http://www.cspinet.org/olestra/11cons.html
Yep…
…ahhh those were the days.
Thumpety thump thump. Dinothaw.