I’ve been blogging for 3 plus years, and suddenly I get almost no views from search engines. What’s this blog doing to piss off Google? It used to rank incredibly. Too many links to/from my YouTube channel? Some stupid mistake on the hosting? Pissed off Sergio?
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How much of Black Swan’s ballet dancing was actually Natalie Portman, and not the secret “stunt” ballet girl, Sarah Lane? Below is a video that shows how Black Swan’s directors and producers digitally placed Natalie Portman’s face over “stunt” dancer Sarah Lane, then tried to conceal that fact during Oscar-buzz season. The film producers allegedly…
It’s not often my boss mentions YouTube, and I usually try to avoid eye contact when he does. But at today’s staff meeting he mentioned that a friend from a former employer had a YouTube video called “Here Comes Another Bubble” by The Richter Scales. It’s a wonderful satire on the absurdity of web 2.0…
I just took the kids to see “The Lorax,” and I had purchased “Let it Grow” from the soundtrack (via my iPhone) before we had walked out the theater. Zac Efron and Taylor Swift aside, that gospel song was stolen by young “Marie.” “My name’s Marie and I am THREE… I would really like to…
There’s no question that YouTube’s Fred is about to reach 1,000,000 subscribers (see popular video with opinions on this matter). But how many do I have? Which count should I believe (both screen shots taken within past hour). Am I at 100K or approaching it? Speaking of accuracy on the Interweb, why is the Nalts…
The trick to being happy is to feel good. So watch this albiet archain video showing a real-life Thumper and Bambi. This deer and rabbit get along wonderfully. Now relax and feel wonderful about your week. Yey! Thanks, Jan. We don’t know how you find these, but love that you keep sending ’em. Speaking of…
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Well, google may hate Nalts, but at least Youtube doesn’t. That’s more than I can say. What proof do I have? How’s about 15 rejections from the partner’s program??!
I’m sorry, but It’s been a while since I’ve had a chance to complain about that on here.
Tag the blog with “fart,” “blonde,” “prank,” and a few other choice search terms. See if that makes a difference.
Maybe it’s a result of all the comments about shit.
Speaking of shit I found this show on BBC that’s called “You are what you eat” and the host lady brings out the peoples shit in a tupperware container and inspects it. Her comments to the people about their shit is funny as hell! Her British accent makes “Eww your poo smells so pungent” sound even funnier!
Hey Sukatra… when I took my morning shit today I was tempted to wipe my ass with the bath towel and mail it to you.
Google likes me. Go search for “yotube” (leave the ‘u’ off of youtube) on google. My video from pipi’s gathering shows up right there at the top of the results. 🙂
That being said, nalts, your page rank here is a 5. Not great, but not bad at all either. Just checked and even youtube.com doesn’t get a 10 lol. It only has a 9. I’m no SEO expect but maybe try to get other websites to link to you too outside of youtube. Might help.
Boy, those seven tips you just vlogged about sure didn’t last very long for you, did they?
Kelley, if you mail me an ass towel I will gather up all of ours and mail them back to you.
@5 7 tips about happiness from a sad old “crying on the inside” clown? That’s almost as silly as a show analyzing shit. And Nutcheese- I need to see it. Can you find it online?
@reubnick- you may not be a partner, but you’re on the twitter visitor board! 🙂
Yeah, Kelly, can you get me that Shit Show address? My crap has been fluorescent green lately and I want to send in a couple of pints to see what they think causes this. I’ve never been this green before. Maybe its because I’m dead?
It gets really entertaining starting at about 7:30. The poo chat starts at about 9:00 or so. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m76XVwau31s
Sukatra… ass towel on its way!
Kevin,
Looks like you haven’t (unless done via HTML page upload), verified your website with Google Webmaster Tools here; http://www.google.com/webmasters/tools/
Once verified, if you’ve been naltzy (sorry, couldn’t resist. Lame), you may have messages appear from the beautiful creature that is, the big G.
have you also checked for SQL injections from hackers and so forth? Had a sudden increase in low quality links to your side? Just 2 of the million ways in which you may of been effected by SEO black hatters.
If it becomes a continuous problems, may I recommend you contact ‘Quadszilla’ over at http://seoblackhat.com.
Have fun! 🙂
Wow, spelling mistakes galore. I should really start thinking about checking what I’ve typed prior to pressing ‘say it!’. Doh.