All Your Itchy Nuts Are Belong to Us
They itch. My nuts itch. Can I scratch them? Will you scratch my nuts? Can I scratch my nuts?
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That request wasn’t asking too much. I can understand why they wouldn’t lick his nuts, but there is nothing wrong with a little tickling of the poor guys package.
Freakin’ hysterical! I love the little dance he does trying to scratch without his hands.
Why can’t they let the poor guy have a free hand for a bit?
Where’s NutCheese? I bet she’ll love this video.
Lol! She posted while I was still writing my comment.
-Due to your combative nature, we’re not going to, uh, do the, uh…
-Won’t scratch my nuts?
That’s the best part. I wouldn’t have scratched his damned nuts either.
I would have told him that I’d gladly do it, but only if it were on my own time. This is the state’s time, and the taxpayers shouldn’t be paying me to scratch your nuts.
Then I’d scratch my own nuts and/or dance.
@4 I missed that and it made me laugh again. Like he finished the sentence for the guy… was a little more familiar with Miranda’s “nut scratch” clause.
@6 HA!
Hey, what happened to that crazy-ass video? Just as I signed in to comment, it went private on me. The fart broke me.
@7 Kevin took it down “due to tremendous unpopularity.”
I guess he didn’t like the ratings it was getting.
@8 WHAT??? He took it down “due to tremendous unpopularity”??? I don’t believe that. WTF do the people who comment on videos know anyways? They can all suck my balls! Oh wait… I don’t have balls. Well… you get the idea.
I bet he took it down because he added something in he thought would be funny at the time and then once he thought it over he decided it wasn’t the best idea to have it in there.
@9 Yeah, it is hard to believe. I hope he reuploads it with some of the creepier bits edited out.
@10 You aren’t speaking my language. “the creepier bits edited out”? Huh? The creepy stuff is what he needs to keep in!
@11 LOL. Not if he’s actually preoccupied about its popularity. Nalts probably prefers to purposely pander to a more prosaic population than to a particular poo poo possessed person.
what made me really laugh was the cop trying not to.
Kevin are you sure this isn’t mdj or someone he knows?
Hey, y’all!
If you got the time, I want y’all to check out what I was doing a few days ago. Thank the Lord for these good folks. At least somebody’s payin attention to what’s goin on. These folks is really tellin it like it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUPMjC9mq5Y&feature=player_embedded
For fun, check this out too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9a6Ni5ClXc&feature=player_embedded
Sounds like there is an itchy spot there..
@9
What happened to your balls, Nutcheese? Was it traumatic? Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Yeah, I had an itch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlPSZyIkv4w