Brightroll published its annual report about video advertising, and here are some highlights via TechCrunch. This information jives with Forrester’s prediction that online-ad spending will overtake TV in 2016. And eMarketer’s statement that online-video is the fastest-growing portion in digital advertising. Highlights: The Brightroll data comes from a survey of advertisers about how they’re approaching…
So these Australian mates found a red belly black snake on their windshield. Bloke named Ben Lehmann turned on his windshield wipers on the viper, but that didn’t work. The snake manages to slither along the driver’s side window, and holds tight even as the car begins to pick up speed. The video is titled “Red…
by Kevin Nalty Small companies clone big companies all the time. And by clone I don’t just mean steal a basic idea. I mean clone almost literally – they just plain rip off every single feature and hope for the best. It certainly saves time on user testing. Big companies, particularly big tech companies, don’t…
Getting tired of paying attention on Zoom calls? Here’s how you can create a looped video of yourself paying attention… so you can relax. While you’re here, this is my list of the top-10 “must have” accessories for work/class video calls including lights, cameras, backdrops and more. See the video here, and here are instructions:…
When you’re number one it’s hard to keep innovating. YouTube may have some fundamental business model holes, but I have to give it kudos for constant user-experience improvements. The team quietly roles out new functionality by the week. They’re featuress you didn’t know you wanted, but now you need them. For instance, they now track…
How much of Black Swan’s ballet dancing was actually Natalie Portman, and not the secret “stunt” ballet girl, Sarah Lane? Below is a video that shows how Black Swan’s directors and producers digitally placed Natalie Portman’s face over “stunt” dancer Sarah Lane, then tried to conceal that fact during Oscar-buzz season. The film producers allegedly…
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Let me get things rolling. Would you rather be a lump of shit or a pile of vomit?
This is a terrible question. You could have better questions such as “What color should a handbag be?” “Should we modify Holstein cows to have no patches?” “Can a song with the only word ‘yeah’ sung repeatedly be any good?”
To answer your question anyway, vomit sounds good.
There’s way too many variables to answer the question properly. What did you have for lunch that day? What caused you to throw up? What’s the consistency of the shit?
In the late 1920s, the Periodic Table of the Elements briefly included Paprika.
Best Comment Gets a Free Copy of My Stupid Book http://t.co/DbwLd1ve
Nice Hat.
I have always wondered what sounds would be like if we saw them as colors. I have also always wondered what blue would taste like.
RT @nalts: Best Comment Gets a Free Copy of My Stupid Book http://t.co/DbwLd1ve
Yes, that rash should be looked at by the doctor!
Pile of vomit, at least I would not be completely digested.
When I was little my granny taught me how to make pickled moose munch.
The question here is how does one pick the best comment. Is it the one that is most replied to? Is it the one that gets the most up-votes? Is is the most brilliant or thought-provoking of all the comments? Or is it the meta-comment on commenting?
I would rather be a lump of shit because 1) it’s consistent with my level of self esteem and 2) i’ve always believed one should remain true to oneself. Also my pungent fragrance will ensure I am remembered by whichever poor sap steps in me.
You say tomato, I say tomahto. You say potato, I say quit talking about the size of the shits that come out of my butt, you perv.
We have some strong contenders here. Maybe I should send the best comment a piece of cheese and the worst a book.
Blorgut fligle floogle, doodie florble blorbie bloobul. Translation? I want that goddam book.
Damn. Joshlama’s comment is pretty fucking good.
This is the best comment. Therefore, if you give your freebie to anyone else, you’re a big, lying sukatra.
Best Comment
Is it a pop-up?
No, but there are nudies of ShayCarl before he lost 100 pounds.