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ByNalts October 21, 2011

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Any Linguistic Experts Out There? Me No Comprende.

ByNalts August 22, 2006

Just found an inbound link to this blog from Det Progressiva USA. Seems they’re featuring me. Of course I can’t make out a single word. Can’t even tell what language it is so I can use a translater site. I’ll go ahead and guess: Nalts’ videos are stupid. I want my 3 minutes back. That was…

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How is Google Site Retargeting is Like Santa?

ByNalts November 29, 2010November 29, 2010

He knows when you’ve been sleeping. He knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve filled a shopping cart, so don’t abandon it for goodness sakes. Those banner ads you’ve been seeing on random web pages are quite smart, are they not? Perhaps too smart? Almost like they know who you are? Maybe watching you…

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Ghosting

ByNalts July 19, 2006

One part of that Nightline report I can’t get out of my head… It’s how Ben Popken Consumerist.com refers to companies that monitor blogs without interacting… “ghosting.” Dear WillVideoForFood reader. Are you a ghost? P.S. Ben- would you please invite me to post on Consumerist so I can stop ghosting your blog? I’ve been biting my…

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Gary Coleman: So Sad He’s Cool Again

ByNalts August 13, 2009August 13, 2009

New York Fries (via agency zig, which has the best agency website I’ve seen) has found a new pitch man in Gary Coleman (Different Strokes, and most recently seen in the National Inquirer falling asleep as a call-center employee). It’s so bad it’s good again! A Facebook app will give you your fortune predicted by…

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The Secret to YouTube Views and Subscribers: Poop Frequency

ByNalts January 19, 2010

Save yourself a lot of time, and ditch my eBook about how to get popular on YouTube. There’s one common denominator to getting regular YouTube views and subscribers. It’s a secret possessed by the regular names we see on YouTube’s most-popular videos of the day. People who retain wildly enthusiastic fans who watch, rate, favorite…

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Order Your Own Hat of Nalts

ByNalts October 12, 2007

I’ve been getting a bunch of e-mails lately about the hat. Thanks to the efforts of TheMightyThor1212, you can order your own Nalts hat here at Embroidered Clothes for $21.99. Please note that neither Thor nor I are connected with the company doing this, and do not profit from these. He just arranged for the…