Helicopter Dildo Interrupts Press Conference
It’s been quite a while since I bashed Break.com, and the site has earned new status in my mind. I usually passively review Break.com clips people pass me, but today I went on my own little hunt. I’ve since found this clip documented on Waxy.org (it’s Gary Kasparov, the chess grand master).
I was pleasantly surprised to find this delightful clip of a helicopter dildo disrupting a press conference. I thought it was too perfect to be truly candid, but the reactions (including the security guy that punches the poor flying wiener to its demise) convinced me.
Folks, get yourself your own remote-controlled helicopter dildo and try it yourself. A wedding, funeral or office meeting. The possibilities are endless.
Don’t get me wrong. I love vlogging, collaboration videos, skits and even creative advertisements. But very little can top a flying remote-controlled dildo helicopter buzzing over the heads of annoyed professionals.
Nalts, respond to my emails (and post my article) or I will cut you.
Go away Zack. You are bothering the regulars on this blog with your stalking of Nalts.
LOL Marilyn!
Zack, please don’t shank Nalts…that would be uncool! :o)
Zack,
I think it would be much more effective if you would boil a bunny on his range. Or leave a horse head in his bed while he’s sleeping.
Oh yeah, I completely forgot to comment on the helicopter dildo. Where can I get one of those things? Hank has remote controlled military plane with a huge cargo hold. They might enjoy a little midair collision, if you know what I mean.
LOL Sukatra! A dead horse?! I can see the boiling bunny bit, but a dead horse? Isn’t that going a little too far?
LOL!
:o)
OMG! I just googled “Dildo helicopter” so I could tell Sukatra where to buy one and WVFF is the first link in the list! That’s super-stardom in my book Naltsie! Way to go!
I think these are home-made; you take a sex toy and add a remote-controlled motor to it. I’m sure you must have one of those (sex toy) lying around, sukatra. 🙂
Good thing it’s not an crotch seeking dildo helicopter. That could get messy fast.
Not a dead horse, jason. A dead horse head. Haven’t you seen the godfather? And Marilyn, I do not own any inanimate sex toys. Besides the dead guy in my deep freezer, that is.
Here’s my favorite Break video (see post link).
Yeah right Sukatra.
Perv!
Helicopter dildo? thats for amateurs! i just found this video on revver called “WheelChair – HONDA 4Stroke 165cc”. Its 5 mins of some lunatic going feet first about 30 mph,over rain slicked roads,yes in a wheelchair! notice how hes always looking backwards when going around a corner or over a hill!…..not that its anything unusual.Apparently i came here at just the right time {:-O http://www.revver.com/video/903132/wheelchair-honda-4stroke-165cc/
Sukatra, totally missed the head part…I guess thinking head….horse….and dildo was too much for me to handle at once. That’s why the boiling rabbits were so acceptable! Bunnies are so cute!
MDJ and Steve, funny videos! :o)
JimmerSD…crotch seeking! LOL!
This blog made me blush for some reason. I think it’s because Kevin typed dildo…
Zack Scott just jumped up another notch on my favorite tubers list.
Dead guy in your freezer, sukatra? How do you do that, exactly? I have found it very hard to cram an adult male into my freezer. You must have a chest freezer. I, sadly, do not own a separate freezer. That would make disposing of bodies so much easier.