From Asathecomic it’s the “We Make YouTube” song parody.
And yes, Bo Burnham is my grandson. Here’s a clip of me with him just two years ago, before he reached puberty. Cute little kid, made his father Charlie proud.
Credits:
- Directed by: Asa
- Actors: Asa, Dacia, Aevean
- Lil’ Asa: http://www.youtube.com/lilasathecomic
- Kevin Craft: http://www.youtube.com/craftkevin
- Bunny: http://www.youtube.com/supahottie
Lyrics
When u uploaded ur video you tube. You were on the rotator in jiffy lube
You’re a Tube star and everybody Subs ya
You can Hate Fred but do you have a Million?
Youre a big deal on Youtube
Youtubes taken over tv like hulk took over superman you tube.. face book im addicted man..
what would you tube be without chris crocker no one can yell leave brit alone like this man/// girl
And where would YT be without Dave days even though he wears his hat wierd he can sang
And tell me bru who can really flop each one of their ears with perfection Just KevJumba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would it be without lisa novas boob or 100 vids of her in a sarah palin wig oooh
Heres a good question whos stranger Mac or Shane Dawson?
And sxephil with his hair spiky nobody can rant like that boy you see
And how could do with out.Ooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww! hoo hooo Charlie Bit me.
When u uploaded ur video you tube
You were on the rotator in jiffy lube
Youre a Tube star and everybody Subs ya
You can Hate Buck but are u on eonline.
Im a big deal on Youtube
And tay zonday only has one hit Chad Vaders bout ready to choke a Wait.. What
Venetian princess is prettier than Miley um.. and whos hotter Happy slip or her mom uh.
theres Nword higa Solja and lil wayne SMP films is a quite loaded man! (Its mean but its soooo cute) word?!?!?
Smosh those dudes are really models right and Asa the comic thats the bald brother tite
Alpha cat makes obama shake his booty booty yo Oh oh oh oh!!!!
And Hotforwords, makes me hot word!!! Let me chill cuz im a married nerd~
iJustinewants steve jobs apples and bo burnun thats nalts grandson? right.. yeah?!?!
When u uploaded ur video you tube
You were on the rotator in jiffy lube
Im a Tube star and everybody Subs bru
You can Hate me but were you on Kimmel Show
Tazys (point to yourself) a big deal on Youtube
Chocolate rain. My sexiness will make u insane
So take my chocolate rain.
And no im not t pain.
Cuz I can sing homeslice. Yeah
now how did he know I was on the rotators at the jiffy lube?
Haha, awesome! I love Asa’s videos!
I always knew there was some relation between bo and nalts..
Cute.
Meh.
no communitychannel?
Speaking of whoring:
The following is a call girl internet ad my friend Right Angle Al brought to my attention. It’s not a typical ad in that it’s a bit long winded. Very long winded. Most call girls just want a sentence that includes the words “exotic”, “generous gentlemen” and “discrete” in them.
Al thinks this girl may have just copied the personality traits section of an astrology book on her own sign to appear more intelligent. Men pay more for the APPEARANCE of intelligence.
Back when I drove The Russian to her call girl appointments, she had me edit the internet ads for her escort services. Her fiancee helped her write them, too. The Russian was a ‘generous gentlemen’ kind of huckster. But back to our wordy L.A. callgirl internet ad:
“A stunning, exotic and very erotic beauty of French and Italian descent. Meticulously polished from head to toe. A small framed, well defined, bronzed centerfold body. Size 2. 34D-24-34. 115lbs. Big mysterious brown eyes. Long silky dark brown hair, pouty full lips and a white smile that is sure to brighten your day. Gabrielle is seductive and elegant, articulate and sexy and very sophisticated. This rare gem has savior-faire. She will fascinate you on all levels! Wonderfully predictable yet unpredictably wonderful. Gabrielle expects uncompromising quality in all areas of her life. She is NOT affiliated with any agency, nor does she provide any illegal services. Gabrielle is a very selective lady who possesses world class. Offering personalized companionship EXCLUSIVELY to a VERY SELECT FEW EXTREMELY GENEROUS GENTLEMEN who appreciate unparalleled quality in all areas of their lives.”
As a man who has had at the least a fiduciary relationship with over 100 call girls, let me decode some of this for you:
“A stunning, exotic and very erotic beauty of French and Italian descent” =
A mutt of unknown extractions.
I drove a Beverly Hills Jewish call girl once on a night when the escort agency she worked for was short-handed. On her first call to a john on Greenfield Street, she told the guy she was Jewish. After that call we went on another call to Santa Monica, then the escort agency madam told us that my call girl needed to go back to the guy on Greenfield, but this time as an Hispanic. The guy was drunk enough to believe she was Jewish/Hispanic.
After that we went to a call in Beverly Hills. Then we get a call to go back to the guy on Greenfield, this time as an Asian (the guy was binging, apparently). So she goes back and tells the guy she’s half Filipino, too. Strangely enough, the call wasn’t cancelled like I’d thought it would be. Moral of the story: Horny guys are extremely gullible.
Meticulously polished from head to toe =
Willing to go that extra mile that other girls won’t go by taking a shower, or at least a sponge bath, between customers.
A small framed, well defined, bronzed centerfold body =
Skinny. Emaciated by coke, crack, glass or ice. You can see why a cracked glass of iced coke might send me into gypsy cabbie flashbacks.
34D-24-34 =
Haven’t saved up enough money for the boob job yet.
Big mysterious brown eyes =
Will arrive at your door high.
Long silky dark brown hair, pouty full lips and a white smile that is sure to brighten your day =
Brushes her teeth, too.
Gabrielle is seductive and elegant, articulate and sexy and very sophisticated =
At age 28, just got her G.E.D. and has been taken out to some nice restaurants. The girls I drove always wanted the richer clients to take them out to a fancy restaurant so they could add “sophisticated” to their resumes.
She will fascinate you on all levels! =
Once she gets in your house and starts ooooohing and aaaaahing over your fake impressionist prints and fawning over your big screen tv and indoor plumbing, you’ll wonder what the hell you’ve let yourself in for.
Gabrielle expects uncompromising quality in all areas of her life =
She wants her money up front. All of it, buster.
She is NOT affiliated with any agency, nor does she provide any illegal services =
She works for an agency, her driver is just on the other side of the door listening for trouble and she’ll do you for a $200 tip (half do you for $100 extra).
Gabrielle is a very selective lady who possesses world class =
She won’t do very extremely ugly men with warts and skin lesions and can spot a cop a mile away.
Offering personalized companionship EXCLUSIVELY to a VERY SELECT FEW EXTREMELY GENEROUS GENTLEMEN who appreciate unparalleled quality in all areas of their lives =
Serving rich losers everywhere . . . sort of a ‘Have Gun, Will Travel’ mentality.
@6 are we there yet?
^ There IS no destination, only the journey.
I like Jill Scott’s music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw3Z8Oa7E3Y