Yeah but don’t take my word for it. Check iStardom. I guess the rankings are based on YouTube and MySpace (which unfortunately is a site I ignore). I’m just so glad to se that fatty photo from the YouTube gathering in 7/7/7. Getting it off my Wikipedia page is like trying to get rid of those people that come to my office to chitchat and gossip for 3 hours during the work day.
Now be sure to go tell iStardom that I’m not fat or gay, please. Otherwise I’ll pay Google off to bury this page. Mooo haaa haaaa.
Isn’t it amazing how we can find meaning in life on these rankings? Or being a voice in Mr. Safety’s “Mountain Cow” video?
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I’m, like, not signed up there.
I’m, like, the 1st person who doesn’t care! Not until I start getting paid to watch your videos!
http://www.willwatchnaltsvideosforfood.com
But you are gay… not that there’s anything wrong with that!
You’re not gay…you’re just overly flamboyant. I mean…your clothing style obviously refelects that you are not gay…that orange thermal and orange/white/green tie dye shirt…they just have to go.
Not even most straight guys would be caught dead in those…let alone gay guys!
God, I hate that picture too. It’s like clone of Nalts got abucted by aliens or something, was butt raped and this is the offspring. It’s like an alien version of Nalts, seriously!
HI-MY-NAME-IS-NALTS! Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ze Frank is the 1,949th most famous entertainer on the Internet (11,444th overall). And you beat out Renetto, too. But Lawanda is still in the driveway.
I hope you’re not talking about those people that come to your office to chitchat and gossip for 3 hours during the work day and read your blog.
Name one of your videos My Space and/or Face Book I bet your number goes up.
Nalts Who?
I registered and set this dumb thing up… just you wait, Nalts.
I thought you would have been number 35… but go figure!!!!
The ringtones are actually pretty funny…. I just set the nalts
theme song as the default ringtone on my phone for “Unknown
Callers” !
Hi Kev… I don’t have anything to say… I’m just showing a partner how to leave comments on someone’s blog.
Thanks, Jan. I changed my video today from “Ear Worm” to “MySpace.” I think that should help. A video with me eating a worm and it’s called MySpace.
Aww, now my ear-worm comment makes even less sense than before.
iStardom wouldn’t let me register as a wannabee celebrity. Wah.
@Marquis – are you sure you’re not just incompetent?
Look Nalts, I did everything in my power to change your wikipedia page to the one with you and the marker in your nose, but they caught it, and got rid of it like a dead rat. It actually even lasted the greater portion of a day. Maybe I’ll try to change it again today…
@Peter
I’d rather blame the software or market forces.
@16 who keep changing the wiki back?
I already left my comment about this on twitter.
^ I don’t read your stuff on twitter
jan is on twitter?
I’m #307 – http://istardom.com/petercoffin
Haha! I signed up, and I ranked right above Dennis Kucinich! No joke!!!
@21 I am both
I don’t need some website to tell me that I’m awesome, my superiority complex tells me that.
I’m #640 on istardom. Not too bad, I guess, for an isolated bum stuck in a mudhole way back in the piney woods of east Texas.
I’m number 1865 god I suck. ;(
I want to work my way up to 2000.