Wired and Fast Company Writers Aren’t Very Funny

ByNalts

I like to eat cow testiclesWired Magazine writer Meghan Keane isn’t very funny at all. Neither is the author of the article she echoed by Fast Company Writer Carlye Adler.

You know what? I’ll save you the trouble of reading these sobering articles. Comedy sites aren’t attracting sufficient advertising online. Except for College Humor, which is niche enough and maintains an exclusivity period before dumping stuff on YouTube (hey, The Onion… wake up… why should I go out to dinner/theonion.com if I can have your steakat home/youtube?)

  • “Viewers may flock to funny videos on the Internet, but for advertisers it’s not always a laughing matter. The questionable content that so often accompanies user-generated video can cause problems for brands looking to broaden — not damage — their image.
  • Ricky Van Veen, CEO of College Humor, says “We’ve found that a lot of our pieces have gotten a second life on YouTube.” “In the world of infinite ad inventory, quantity doesn’t matter,” says Van Veen. “It’s a tough ad market – you really have to bend over backwards and do something special for advertisers.”

Listen, Meghan and Caryle (if those are your real names). My MBA marketing professor was an expert (that’s why he taught instead of basking in a $750K SVP job). And he used to say three things sell.

  1. Cows
  2. The word free
  3. And funny

Okay he didn’t say that at all. I made it up. But it needed some attribution to credentialize it. And the reality is that my marketing professor spent the entire semmester boasting about his big idea in his briefcase. Finally one day he opened the case and revealed “the future of polling.” It replaced clip board surveys for the people that chase you in front of supermarkets, and it looked like a giant calculator.

Excuse me a second. I have to go punch someone who’s not funny. There. I’m back and feel better. What was I saying?

Oh- The articles should highlight two important points (and maybe they did, but we scan): First, the reality is that people are looking for content THEY find funny. Not another humor humor website they forget about 10 minutes after they visit it (vloggerheads, cough cough). Second, keep the costs down. The monetization model is still an infant. She can’t afford to pay a mortgage yet, the poor dear.

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Newsflash: YouTube to Share Advertising Revenue

ByNalts

According to the Associated Press via USAToday: YouTube co-founder Chad Hurley announced today that YouTube will start sharing revenue with its millions of users. “We are getting an audience large enough where we have an opportunity to support creativity, to foster creativity through sharing revenue with our users,” Hurley said at the World Economic Forum….

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  3. Oh yeah, I forgot to say this. totally HOT picture of a cow’s udder. Makes me sorry I’m not into bestiality.

  6. well crap! I read both before you told me not to bother.

    I agree with the free funny cows, but I think they are right when it comes to content. This is still a pretty conservative country
    part of the problem, no, the big problem, besides some of the content and reputation, is the shit they spread all over their front page and around the videos

    CLEAN IT UP GUYS!

    I want fast, I want front and back control and I don’t want a lot of junk flashing at me while I’m watching what I came to watch. You Tube is still king when it comes to ad placement, revver is fine, blip keeps changing things, look video sits – Americans don’t like change!

    keep it – clean, simple, and crisp.

    Otherwise, I’m going to watch the link I was sent and leave!
    Got it?

    though not a video site per say, but a very nice example of a clean, simple, crisp fast loading page [click]

  7. marilyn – you thought this comment was more disgusting than the lacy underwear comment? Oh man, I have so misread my audience.

  12. @sukatra:
    I never said this comment was more disgusting than the lacy underwear one. I just said you are one sick puppy.

    In general.

    With regard to pretty much all of your comments.

    But I still love you. <3

  13. So you like the lacy underwear one better. AWESOME! that’s my favorite comment for today.

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