Whoops. Haven’t Posted in a While.
So here’s my babysitter playing with a lighter.
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oh shit first!
why does she look like such a psycho?
Yikes! That’s a really scary video. Did your wife see this Kevin? I don’t know if this will help her sleep at night.
It seems that your baby-sitter could possibly turn out to be a great actress as well!
Miss Gisele B.
heh heh Fire! Fire! heh heh!
That was Beavis. I’m old.
No posts in so many days. There just is no excuse.
Now go, post another blog, and I hope you learned your lesson!
😀
Way to give me credit for making that you whore!
Wow. I am SO glad you don’t have a large audience here.
Douche.
That was hot.
Meanwhile no one bothers to ask, How’s Nalts’ back doing?
About time you got back to posting! Some of us were unable to proceed with our daily lives with the insightful comments from Nalts.
Or video of psycho babysitters.
4…MM lol, I’m old too…heh, heh, heh…Fire, fire, FIRE!!! Kick ’em! Kick ’em!
I need TP for my bunghole!
I had my t-shirt over my head too while Nalts was on hiatus.
:o)
Nalts, you should have just done a “quotes of the week”. That’s the easy way out for when people on these types of sites haven’t updated or had any good content for a while. That’s a handy dandy little trick I learned on Jackassworld.
I always knew that BSON was a pyro….well maybe not a pyro but some kind of nuts. I mean that in a kind, happy, loving kind of way so don’t burn down my house BSON.
Why does she remind me of Boris lighting the fuse to the bomb thats going blow up Bullwinkle?
Why does she remind me of Boris lighting the fuse to the bomb thats going to blow up Bullwinkle?
That video really creeps me out every time I watch it.
So how about that Michael Phelps?
It’s the reflection of the fire in her eyes. I’d like to think that it’s method acting!
I’ve been on hiatus for a week now too, and none of you noticed. Bastards.
Sukatra: Didn’t you see my comment on one of these posts where I said I missed you? Really, I did! Let me go find it.
OK, sukatra, go look at comment #5 under:
“SEM Plus Video = Gold in “Dem Hills”