Watch Me Get a Hair Transplant Live!

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1. Ecclesiastes 1.2
   I predict if all goes well you’ll be on Oprah.

   Q: Where exactly do they take the hair from to plant in your head?

   Not sure I’ll be watching the live feed (shiver), but it sure gives a whole new meaning to, ‘how I spent my summer vacation’ and home movies.

   this is one thing I’ll never have to face- with more hair than I know what to do with; a lineage coming from Samson – thick, plentiful with a solid white DNA to look forward to – If there’s one thing we’ve got it’s a family of hair. Could I spin it into gold I’d gladly give you some

   Best of Luck Kevin!

2. Pfft. Katie Couric did a live colonoscopy on t.v. Makes a hair transplant seem tame.

3. Are they transplanting the hair from your ass onto your head?

4. I wondered that too, NutCheese.

   Hey – inquiring minds want to know – did you cut a deal to get the transplants done for free in exchange for lots of publicity for the doctor?

5. Hi, Dahliak. I didn’t have to pay Dr. Bauman’s regular rates because I told him I’d document it. Not getting paid, but also not entirely unbiased. But I wouldn’t endorse him if I hadn’t heard and seen so many good things. Some of ’em (the transplant docs) are horrifying.

   And for the record, the donor hairs come from the back of the head. Posting video about it. Come on and watch live! It’ll be fun. Katie didn’t go live on TV did she?

6. Make this a truly interactive live procedure … let your fans tweet in their opinions how far forward on the forehead the restored hairline should go, whether to add a widow’s peak, etc.

   Come on. That would REALLY get attention for being both online video and social media. You might even get featured on Couric’s nightly newscast. Or, a late-night infomercial on cable.

7. @6, ha! That’s an awesome idea! We can request a transplanted handle-bar mustache! One that will never go away! Sweet! I think she’s on to something there Kev, definitely be on Oprah then.

   Oh, and yes she did do a colonoscopy on air. She was out of it, laughing and giggling. I think you should do the same, laugh and giggle about how you shaved your pubes off and saved it for the doc to transplant.

   I’ve gotten accostomed to how you are and I like you just the way you are, but if this is a total failure…we will have something new to make fun of you about!!!! WVFF readers rejoice!

8. It has been a lifelong dream of mine to watch a hair transplant live and now, lo, after all these years, I’m finally going to realize my desires.

9. ^ aimin’ a bit low there aren’t cha?
   good for curtailing (get it) expectations I guess

   geeze, I need to find better jokes
   gonna go feed Kevin’s fish

   but before I do, I think think there ought to be a song about Kevin’s transplant

   The Legend of Nalts’ Transplant
   I can hear Rhett and Link singin’ the story now…

   Twas late to mid-summer aswayling
   And Kavin was gazin’ the mirror
   He notice his premier, was short on the frontier
   And he lost all his baby curls

   His finger ran through what was left of the mess,
   but there wasn’t much mess that was left
   so he thought is a flash, I’ll borrow more cash and
   and get me a full head of thatch

   Chorus
   To me, way, hey, I’ll blow dry away
   With flocks that will tickle and swirl
   And I’ll go to a barber down by the harbor
   feelin’ pretty just like a girl
   So it’s way, hey, I blow em away
   The caps were all fine for a while
   and when I remove it ’ll be new and improved it
   No more glabrous head will be mine

   Want More?

10. ^ Too seafaring to hirsut me.

11. well it is a pirate song and pirates do have a lot of hair and I figure since he’s pirating it from the back and bringing it to the front…
    made sense to me

12. This whole thing disturbs me.

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