Video Montage: Best of 1980s Bullies
Remember those bullies from the 1980s movies with the big blond hair, that ridiculed us — I mean the protagonists — in so many movies? Huffington Post & Film Drunk offers a montage of the best “dork” insults courtesy of the Woot blog.
I feel nostalgic now. My glasses are steaming, my lack of muscular structure trembling, my nose becoming an oozy spring again…
…NOT! I was one of the those big cool guys who used nerds for toilet seats, toilet paper, toilet newspaper, toilet flushing water and as a toilet clogger if I had a really loaded day!
Z-lot I think I remember you. Did you kick me in the chest when I was getting off a bus once?
I vividly remember that one occasion, it was in our younger years before I bought my chick magnet cabrio as the first stud in school. You thought you could outsmart my brutish muscular self and prevent me from giving you a goodbye buttkick off the bus which made you roll out instead of stepping out… it was so good I decided to turn that one into an integral part of the goodbye protocol!
But that wasn’t nearly as fun as the time when you had an arm and a leg broken (due to another locker mishap), trying to walk out with those crutches… oh how those things flew in the air! BANG!