Our favorite homeless guy (who technically isn’t homeless currently), Marquisdejolie, is having surgery today at a VA clinic. Marquis, also known as James Jarvis, is a regular contributor to WillVideoForFood and a modern-day Andy Warhol. In honor of him, I’m posting one of my all-time favorites of his videos. The 30-day lunch break.
Do you remember the classic “Clownpenis.fart” SNL skit that spoofed a financial institution that was so late to eBusiness they had to settle for the worst domain name in history? Now there’s the Domain Name Dollar Store by QuietLibrary. See this video… “MySpace may be taken but MyShpaesh.com isn’t.” (thanks Jan for this tip). I’ve…
A flashmob broke out in another food court. It set a record (see news). 26 million have seen this, so you’d better watch. In related news, 47 people in a Cleveland Church spontaneously broke into a food-court mob.
Just discovered Mobijokes.tv. The site features very short jokes that are acted out and shot in cinema-quality form. Fantastic production, and some very funny bits. Be sure to sign up so you know when new ones hit. This is the kind of thing that will explode as we start wanting to consume videos via the…
Right now you may channel surf between 100 to 500 channels, according to this article from The Mercury News. But Internet protocol television (IPTV) — television broadcast over the Internet — could change that. An estimated 49 million Americans already have the gear and broadband connections needed to receive IPTV, and this will allow for…
Just wanted to makes sure we’re all still paying attention.
What happens when a weather guy spots a cockroach on set? (Via Defamer).
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You know the end of the film (and real life story of) Apollo 13, where everyone was waiting as the capsule re-entered the atmosphere, and time seemed to drag on forever for that three-ish minutes without radio contact? Having to wait around to hear from mdj after this is sort of like that.
Hope all is well.
Positive thoughts and well wishes!
Hurry back MDJ! Healthy and happy! :o)
all I gotta say is he better do well, he owes me five bucks!
this video made me hungry. I’m going to lunch, be back in a month.
I’m not showering until he shows up back on this blog.
Now I have a decent response to say to people who complain about my noxious odor.
Good luck Marqui!
@5
just stop farting, or take your farts outside
It’s alive.
🙂
I’m out for the night. Going back in the morning. Very agitated they didn’t give me any bionic parts. Thanks to all you taxpayers who footed my med bill. You’re gonna love socialized medicine. Hahaha!
MDJ: I don’t mind footing your med bill. So there! (Thanks for letting us know you’re still with us)
^Just to prove it’s me:
I’m supposed to be on home rest for tomorrow’s follow-up procedure but mom is on a Xanax withdrawal rampage because my sister is out smoking meth in the swamp and is too busy to drop mom her shit and I’m locked in my room with heavy furniture pushed against the door barely able to breath wondering what that acrid smoke is pouring in through the top of my door and I’d much rather be somewhere else juggling scalpels or better yet in Iraq or Afghanistan where I could at least shoot something.
[grabs Kevin’s copy of The Secret and tosses it to marquis]
here!
^ I think a book on exorcism might be more useful for my circumstances.