Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- The cinnamon toast crunch pieces are opportunistic cannibals. #
- If they made a film of your life, who would you want playing you? Me? Thanks for asking. Steve Carrell or Ricky Gervais. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Seeing Famous YouTubers In NYC http://youtu.be/UtGFqE2A_Jw?a #
- Next year you'll carry your TV remote control everywhere you go. Why? http://bit.ly/PortableRemoteControl #
- Next year you'll carry your TV remote control everywhere you go. And make calls with it. Why? http://fb.me/xVpvjokP #
- Our grandmother lives in our basement. http://fb.me/CHS4i4cb #
- STOP what you're doing! @RealAskANinja is back and with a NECK twist. Can we suggest victims? @shaycarl? @ijustine? @nalts? #
- Twist my neck, @realaskaninja. Please! http://bit.ly/NinjaBACK #
- A moment of silence for poor Irmgard Holm, who recently mixed her eyedrops with super glue. Okay. Silence is done…. http://fb.me/F4VncFKl #
- Real news-of-weird. Arizona woman mixes eyedrops with superglue. Parody anyone? http://bit.ly/SuperGlueEyeDrops #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Super-Glue Eyedrops http://youtu.be/RNJz9ZTMWf0?a #
- Edit your subscription to get e-mails when I post new videos. Because we both know you'll forget to look… http://fb.me/z1g284BK #
- How lawyers suck the mojo from Rx advertising http://bit.ly/WhyRxMarketingSucks @youtube #fdasm #ddmac @medimmune @flumist #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Still don't know or care what the tea party is. #
- Having a frontal lobe is SO overrated. Stupid frontal lobe. #
- I read anything with @nalts on it. I'm just afraid to reply a lot because I'm already a bit ADHTD (extra T Intentional) #
- Still haven't heard back from the ice cream man suing me. I hope he's okay. #
- Remember before Twitter when we had to keep all this bullshit bottled up inside us? Sad times. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — KNALTS THE KNIFE http://youtu.be/PhKTjDX74V8?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Behind the Knife http://youtu.be/7wO_qRgbGoE?a #
- A Wii Wee pony, cute flaming marshmallow, and KNIFE http://youtu.be/nk-A7xPciyQ @annoyingorange #
- Happy Birthday, Annoying Orange. Cute flaming marshmallow, helium and KNIFE! http://fb.me/y4wui22a #
- Just ate dogfood #
- The dog food was sweeter and less bitter than I expected. Freddy appreciated the burger. Editing now. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Dog Drives to Drive-thru http://youtu.be/zhaZnfCPhrw?a #
- I made a video today and put it on YouTube. It's about my dog driving the car, but really he doesn't drive. http://fb.me/LoyC4S5X #
- Dogs can't really drive. I used a robot dog. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhaZnfCPhrw #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Advertising on YouTube: Questions & Answers http://youtu.be/YDHI4rlUJYo?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — CloneofNalts for Team Beard Supernote http://youtu.be/dkYmsDnDgsc?a #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Nalts Theme 2AM Wake Up Prank ! YouTube Orbit ! http://youtu.be/Iqqe-3FPAvY?a #
- I favorited a YouTube video — The Saddest Vlog ever a message for Nalts…YTO 69 http://youtu.be/O5BLqrP7y-8?a #
- Write to my all-spam Yahoo account: nalts@yahoo.com. 100% spam. #
- Sarah Palin wrote my Yahoo spam account and addressed it to my liberal wife. Tee hee. http://twitpic.com/2w041d #
- I favorited a YouTube video — THE FUTURE SUCKS! http://youtu.be/bftoLVZJFRc?a #
- This tweet is brought to you by the letter Y. #
- My sister is producing a news segment about legalizing pot, and took this picture in California. http://twitpic.com/2w10cv #
- http://twitvid.com/WFSJC – Patch gets strep throat test. Ick. #
- Sneak preview of my book is now up at http://www.beyondviral.com/ thanks @cbgfilms #
- I wish you could smell this. http://twitpic.com/2w1h77 #
- Finished ride with Run Watch,on a new route.Elasped time: 00:41,Distance:3.40 mi ,average speed: 00:12:20 /mi. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — How to Make Shepherds Pie Recipe http://youtu.be/u11SYQX2_og?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — How to Make Shepherds Pie Recipe http://youtu.be/_YMjgkMMcxE?a #
- A NALTS puppet! Thanks Matthew (Antrhocrane on YouTube): http://bit.ly/PuppetofNalts (Say nice things unless you can do better). #
- Wifeofnalts is gonna kill me but we're going to http://www.rossmillfarm.com/ to check out pigs tomorrow. Pigistrello? #
- I favorited a YouTube video — SHYNESS FACE! http://youtu.be/TM-sWrblF8U?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Pet Pig PLEASE? http://youtu.be/hXb5pTO6f7Y?a #
- Showed wifeofnalts our pig video. She didn't say NO. http://pig.ofnalts.com/ #
- No thanks to @_BSoN_ for talking Jo out of a pig (who, might I add, would be cuter than Rusty). #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Wifeofnalts Reacts to Pig Plea http://youtu.be/7uUjnHY7ukU?a #
- Caption cartoon by Jim Meskimen. Win prize. Go here: http://bit.ly/cartooncaption http://twitpic.com/2wnx07 #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Homeless Man Under Pressure.mov http://youtu.be/QYXKaAzEJrk?a #
- Okay "Beyond Viral" is climbing Amazon's top web-marketing books right behind Chris Brogan's "Trust Agents." If… http://fb.me/HU15rQBx #
- hummus = spackling paste plus lawn grass #
- If you're defending Humus maybe it's cuz you like garlic. That's reasonable. But otherwise you're this guy: http://bit.ly/LittleSuperstar #
- >IF (naltstweet$=hummus) >then GOTO NEXT> ELSE DISPLAY. #
- ????? #
- Well I'm not quite the pioneer I thought… going OCD on hummus. It's a wonder it's not trending right now. #
- Okay I'll stop tweeting about Hummus the first LOL-tweet I read that uses the word hummus. #
- http://bit.ly/HummusDiarrhea #
- What I'll remember from Twitter today… you can't tell the sincere from the satire tweets about hummus. Really. Give it a try. #
- One @GangStarrGirl is tweeting about hummus. But when one tweets every 45 seconds, hummus will come up now and then. #
- I PROCLAIM TODAY INTERNATIONAL HUMMUS DAY! Who's with me?! #
- Sorry people. Sorry @pipistrello. All this hummusing and I broke http://bit.ly/NewTwitterRules #
- Your real friends are the ones that don't unfollow or unsub even when you've got nothing to add other than… h u m m i s #
- 5 free tips to going viral… http://amzn.to/5ViralTips #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Hummus http://youtu.be/wgH1r4CitUo?a #