Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN): own or pwn? http://youtu.be/DN7N2_g1P54?a #
- "Take a walk with a turtle and let him keep pace" Bruce Fieler (Council of Dads author) on public radio just now. #
- Net neutrality 101. What matters to you. Simplified to "shit and pipes" for you. http://bit.ly/ShitsAndPipes #
- Just found the kids left Addicting Games playing on the computer. Do they think bandwidth grows on f'ing trees? #
- Enchantment: The Art of Changing Hearts, Minds, and Actions by Guy Kawasaki http://t.co/RjkPHpZ via @amazon Just preordered it. #
- OMG I love you Internet. Everyday by Buddy Holly! #
- Touch my junk #
- No wonder I got the Buddy Holly earworm. It's winter solstice and the lyrics: "Every day seems a little longer." #
- Buckle up, kids. The "Ballad of Evil Hank Ninja Cowboy Cannibal Time Traveler" begins soon: http://bit.ly/HankNinjaCowboy @songadaymann #
- Andy get that girl a razor. That's nasty. @AndyMilonakis @lily_waronker http://twitpic.com/3id7w2 #
- Holy shit. Is it just me, or the Internet totally weird and funny today? I want to punch you then bite your fat hairy arm, Internet. #
- No. @JohnLacey #stuffiwonder http://twitpic.com/3idbj0 #
- Want to help me create a humor/comedy profiling tool? Short (5 min) survey. THANKS! http://survey.ofnalts.com/ #
- Hash tags will seem retro. #2011predictions #
- She's learned to ignore me. She does watch Buckley and Trippy's videos though. @JohnLacey @SmileyD in reply to JohnLacey #
- You get to pick 8 animals. Here's help: http://bit.ly/AnimalNAMES short humor survey here: http://survey.ofnalts.com/ #
- Tumbleweeds blow across Twitter to rattlesnake sounds and WAH WAH WAH. #2011predictions #
- I can't decide if it's okay for me to like this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC0VruuNDL0 #
- What am I experiencing? Short breath, sweat, weak stomach, headache. All sudden. May puke on twitter. #
- It must have sucked for Jesus to be born during the most stressful and commercial time of the year. #
- Can you find me? I'm the one in the hat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxurzKYcwXc #
- Freddy's a licker http://twitpic.com/3ixbw3 #
- A fast-food flash mob breaks out in Church. http://bit.ly/ChurchFastFood #
- Koi pond fail http://twitpic.com/3j3j2k #
- Dreamt about YouTubers last night. @nalts lost most of his hair and got horrendous looking hair plugs. #
- Also dreamt I was naked in a cafeteria and Greg Benson of @mediocrefilms was sitting at a table laughing at me. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Nite B4 Xmas and THANKS http://youtu.be/XIOiVmQpceY?a #
- My son, Grant, just now: "Dad you were alive in the 19s!?" #
- Christmas Eve… the Nalty gang. 🙂 Hey 15 minutes! http://twitpic.com/3jcxym #
- He sees you when you're sleeping. Scary Santa. One of the first videos I posted with a young Charlie terrified. http://bit.ly/HorrorSanta #
- MERRY Saturday and a HAPPY weekend! #
- Elderly lady gets black eye "from falling" not from alcoholic daughter. http://bit.ly/BlackEyeMom @marquisdejolie #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Cell Phone Surprise http://youtu.be/14FN7n8-FZs?a #
- If you love @julianunes you may also love @DannaRichards. TRY not to dance to this. http://bit.ly/lalaSMILE via @shaycarl #
- Schweet. SchNOW. Schunday! http://bit.ly/SNOWSUNDAY #
- I got the most heartfelt personalized video from a youtuber that's risen far past me. It made me feel nice. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — SNOW Kidding http://youtu.be/0-8z00gJp0Y?a #
- Top 40 iPhone apps of 2010 by @techcrunch http://tcrn.ch/iPhoneBesties #
- Three years of Christmas morning in one video. 🙂 http://youtu.be/NOyoyVTMXIE #