Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- What we can learn from 2010's most "viral" videos. http://bit.ly/What2010ViralTaughtUs #
- "LOL" is so 10 minutes ago. Try "haha," or the timeless "teehee" #
- Someone just sent me Santa's voicemail 401-285-2025 #
- ??? ("kkk") and ??? ("hhh") are usually used to indicate laughter in Korea. #
- Hey @nextnew, @youtube told me she thinks you're totally hot, and she wants to hook up. #
- Yo @youtube @nextnew told me he's too embarrassed to ask you out but totally has a crush on you. #
- For all the time you're glued to that phone, Grandpa Ben, @benrelles… you should learn to Tweet like us young peeps. #
- Right- I could have embarrassed people in greater scale. @RhettCandy @youtube @nextnew in reply to RhettCandy #
- GREAT book, Kevin. What a holiday gift. http://t.co/P9fmCyJ (shut up you whore) #
- Synergy in action: @daneboe @partnersproject @annoyingorange @shiralazar http://bit.ly/PeachInterviewsOrange in reply to daneboe #
- Hush. Daddy is taking a nap. #
- RT @CNN YouTube Stars Still Alive. <- nice fact checking #
- RT @CNN Boy Stuck in Helium Balloon is Danny Devito's Dead Son #
- PLEASE tell me someone made a t-shirt out of Morgan Freeman CNN death rumor. It's been hours people. #
- RT @CNN We Wish to Clarify It Was Captain Morgan Who Died Today #
- Morgan Freeman's VOICE proving he's alive! http://bit.ly/MORGAN-FREEMAN-ALIVE #
- RT @Whitehouse We are bombing Russia. -> oh mercy! #
- Weeee! You can't appreciate this but I'm zooming in/out via the mouse pad thing on my mac. Weee! #
- Facebook is using facial recognition. Twitter thought Morgan Freeman was dead. Let's all play a big joke and… http://fb.me/Of3gfnMS #
- Pick a Morgan Freeman, give him someone's name. It's a wonderful chance for US TO BEAT THE MACHINES! http://fb.me/yoIPnqHd #
- Just one more thing. CNN will aggressively investigate this hoax: http://bit.ly/MORGAN-FREEMAN-ALIVE #
- Guy who started Morgan Freeman death rumor –>@originalcjizzle Yeyy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S03VJF00mZc in reply to originalcjizzle #
- Okay I swear this is my last tweet for the night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp0-yDJAtWQ #
- P4a at Boston airport Finishing my video @YouTube nerdfigters projectforawesome. Go help!! #
- Anyone know when the next YouTube gathering is? I fancy nipping charlieissocoollike's new camera. #
- My Fiji water tastes like burnt rubber or plastic. #
- Christmas! Sony Internet TV googletv!! Thanks @YouTube http://twitpic.com/3gwpk4 #
- Search YouTube for "morgan freeman casket" #
- I earned the Lurker sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/gTC0GI #
- http://twitpic.com/3h80hc – Seen above: Nerd visor, autographed book and black foot cast per this video: http://bit.ly/p4aRAFFLE #
- Sometimes at parties I go off by myself and take a photograph of me and tweet it. Is that sad? http://twitpic.com/3h9lnh #
- "Bed Intruder" by Antoine Dodson (auto-tuned viral song by Gregory Brothers) is now a capella CHOIR song! http://bit.ly/BedIntruderChoir #
- #p4a Someone tell Green brothers- I can't get thru! http://twitpic.com/3h80hc (my auction loot) per video: http://bit.ly/p4aRAFFLE #
- Real friends don't pour on too much shit when a friend sucks at steady communication. Right? #
- Contest for worst corporate eGreeting!!! http://bit.ly/CrappyEGreeting #HolidaySpam #
- How did you express yourself prior to Twitter, Dr. Pemberton? @docpemberton #