This Post Will Make You Hungry
If the folks at Twinkie sent me a crate of these timeless snack foods I’d make them part of my banner, and totally demote the piece of cheese. This is in honor of Jan, for her patience and persistence.
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“This is in honor of Jan, for her patience and persistence.”
ahh gee um thanks, I think- I had one these “desert snack cakes” a few years ago and I ‘m conviced it’s why all of you voted Geroge Bush into office.
btw Is this a Maryland thing?
Most Europeans are fluffy, but not that fluffy.
Yon
Ew.
As somebody who is on a diet I don’t even think about those things anymore, especially since everything is 100% success so far. Lost 16 pounds in 2 weeks. Goal is 45.
Screw Twinkies! Drink water and eat fiber! RAW FIBER!
@ psychomelody
Congratulations on your weight loss regimen. I’m so happy for you. Really. I am.
Bite me.
MMMMMMMM, twinkies. Me love a good twinkie before sleep time.
Me want delicious goodness of yellow spongy product. White stuff inside even better. Me want to chew it up and swallow down to tummy. Will grunt with satisfaction after.
Oooh! Me so sorry! That sounds dirty.
I know… how unAmerican of me.
: )
And I wouldn’t bite you. You eat Twinkies. Transfer of calories and all that lot.
(It’s only easy because I’m a single guy with no kids and the willpower of a stubborn dog.
These need to be stepped on. Get busy!
That’s so phallic.
why would you even consider demoting the cheese?
You can not get rid of the cheese for Twinkies!!!!
Cheese=good
Twinkies=bad
Hey nalts,
If you want me to get rid of ’em for you, send em my way. I think I have just the thing to give them their due respect. (Click)
Didn’t work
I’m a fat ass and I hate those things! Yuck, nasty!
ditto what #8 said!
Congrats @psychomelody!
@3 OH YEAH. SUKATRA’S BACK. Not that anyone thought she had lost her touch, but that’s the first comment in a while that was a true LOL’er.
Speaking of diets, how is YOURS doing, Nalts?
@13
That’s not me because I never say LOL. I say ROFL, which is even lamer than LOL.