Sorry for Dark Blog. Sneak Preview of My Book.
Sorry this blog has been dark. I fell asleep for 5 days. Here’s a sneak preview of my book, Beyond Viral. You can preorder it. I already ordered two copies, and plan to give them 5-star ratings that say things like “best book I’ve ever read,” and “I’m buying a copy for everyone on my team.”
Congrats. Do jingle writers get freebies?
I pre-ordered your book. You’ve got sale! For some reason, Amazon noted that the people who buy your book also buy women’s panties and gas masks. What’s that about?
You are buying a copy for “everybody on your team?” Does that include all of us usual WVFF commenters? We are kind of like a team. A snarky, relatively dysfunctional team, but still a team. Like the Pittsburgh Pirates.
No, seriously though, I will eventually order that book. Right now I can’t even afford to buy a pair of pants, but I will eventually buy it. I wouldn’t miss it for the world.
I’m going to post a review to Amazon…
“Gripping! Mezmerizing! I couldn’t put it down! It caused me to slam into a stopped city bus good! “
“I Laughed! I cried! I Pooped!”
I saw my picture in your book. I’m contacting my lawyer! I’m going to sue you and YouTube. I’m gonna be RICH BIATCH!
I think your next book should be titled:
E-mail – and why I don’t answer it.
I’m looking forward
To my autographed copy.
When will it arrive?
At least now we know what the kids are getting for stocking stuffers this year.