Me and Alec Baldwin
So Alec Baldwin and I are working on this clean air video together, and we light up a cuban. I say, “‘Lec baby- I think I need to see more 30 Rock and less Juror.” He goes all mental on me, but I giggle because I can’t stop thinking of Schweaty balls.
Oh wait, that didn’t happen. But we’re still in a video together about clean air, so you’re like 2 degrees of separation from him… and Katie Couric, Clinton Kelly, the cast of Fringe, and Tom Green and Paula Deen. Then there are the famous YouTube people & more people, but they don’t really count in the real world.
Oh hackin… I dropped a few names. Anybody mind picking them up?
If you don’t like this video by Repower America then you hate the planet and you can’t have any more of my air. Geez I hope my appearance in this video doesn’t represent a “conflict of interest” with my side job as BP’s spokesperson. Pesky “conflicts of interest” thingies.
The Clean Air thing is like your 15 milliseconds of fame.
Sorry, I must have blinked; you were in that video?
I see that OkGo and that stupid sleazebag Jeffrey Ross were also in there! The former is much more exciting.
I want my 1:33 minutes back.