Who is this turd? Joel Bauer? He’s so insecure and arrogant it’s like driving past an accident scene… you can’t help but watch with horror. “He builds crowds… guaranteed.”
Yeah, Captain Small Penis. You gather crowds. So does a guy with a severed head in his hand, hanging from the 30th floor of a building. And that’s just about as appetizing to watch.
Glad I could share. Thanks Jan. Happy Halloween.
I usually encourage people at conferences to do two things the next morning because they’re easy and free. Create a Google alert for their brand name. And subscribe to the keyword of their brand name via YouTube (yes you can subscribe to receive alerts every time a word is used). This can get annoying, as…
Though television may be losing viewers to online video, it continues to hold advertisers. Fewer people have been watching traditional TV channels so far this TV season, the first such decline since at least 2007. Here are some details, punctuated by my favorite “cringe worthy” quote of television versus online video. The Wall Street Journal’s Suzanne…
NOTE: Log your votes on the above tab “YouTube Bubble-Burst Pool.” We’re having a WillVideoForFood Pool on when YouTube’s bubble bursts. I’m saying 67 days. Here’s how the pool works. You guess the exact days between now and the bust, and submit that number as a comment. The bust will be defined by any of…
I’m going out on a limb here, but I predict that independent web-to-tv boxes will be (albiet perhaps temporary) an inevitable part of the pending collision between our television sets and Internet. We’re past that debate about whether TV or online-video will prevail. There will be a hybrid model, and quite frankly I can’t wait…
Did you know you can search YouTube comments for keywords? This comes in handy when you want to find out who’s trashing you in videos. Here’s an example… click here to search video comments for the word Nalts.
It’s not easy to relax during a media crisis, but I’m trying.
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This guy is playing a character. I think the idea for this was taken from a scene in the movie American Psycho (2000 starring Christian Bale). In the scene, business cards are exchanged, and much is made of their quality and expense. This whole character is kind of a riff on the stuff in American Psycho.
Or I should say that this character is riffing on the American Psycho theme.
Geez, if it took him 25 years to design the card, I wonder if it’ll take him another 25 to develop a personality that’s not annoying. Hmmm.
Not sure if he’s real or not, but he was on the MTV’s Fantasy Factory show trying to motivate that skater guys employees. He basically goes over the same schpeel and then some.
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Unless this video is a spoof to begin with, this video is just a parody waiting to happen, Nalts.
Joel Bauer is a master at persuading large groups of people to exchange their money for goods and services, at live events.
I’ve seen him live several times and IMO he’s one of the best.
If you’re offended by someone who is successful at selling hard, you’ll never like Joel. He’s probably ok with that.
BTW, where are all the business cards you’ve been handed over the last year? Bundled inside a rubber band?
What a dweeb.
I have to admit though, that is a pretty cool card.
all I know is that this guy is no Billy Mays.
Happy Halloween y’all. Every Halloween momma closes the curtains tight and turns off all the lights, muttering under her breath about all those spoiled, rotten turds who want to rot their teeth at her expense. For hours, muttering epithets. Then, as the trick or treat hours get close, she gets REAL quiet and stares angrily at the door.
Hope you have a better holiday.
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Would this be an example of that “pride” thing I keep hearing about?
I heart the WVFF back row.
@10- Kevin… would this be an example of that “lust” thing I keep hearing about?
*hint hint* You could adopt his cutting (should I use the word bleeding instead?) edge haircut.
He looks like a crazy marketer! Time for a new video character, Nalts!