Who is this turd? Joel Bauer? He’s so insecure and arrogant it’s like driving past an accident scene… you can’t help but watch with horror. “He builds crowds… guaranteed.”
Yeah, Captain Small Penis. You gather crowds. So does a guy with a severed head in his hand, hanging from the 30th floor of a building. And that’s just about as appetizing to watch.
Glad I could share. Thanks Jan. Happy Halloween.
Behind the scenes when I make videos with the kids…
When I see my sweet AdAge pour more gas on the “Old-Spice goes viral” story, I feel like it’s time to remind my fellow marketers that they’ve got a better shot of developing (the shirtless actor) Isaiah Mustafa‘s abs than getting their TV or online-video spot viral. This is another excellent example of the exception…
I’m sick of this banner. But still felt strangely compelled to satire it. Because, young Smosh (Barats or Link, or whichever one you are)…. before you know it you’ll be wearing diapers again like me.
Marquisdejolie (the Andy Warhol of online videos) has reviews the quality of most online video sites. Which ones turn your video into pixel sludge, and which ones keep it pretty? All the answers here, including examples.
Just when you thought there weren’t any topics left for a video contest, along comes Viddler‘s “Meal Today” contest. Deadline is August 31, and prizes are an 8GB iPhone or a Canon TX1 HD Digital Camcorder. After you upload on Viddler, you’ll need to tag the video “MealToday” and join the group. 10 minutes after…
I advocate that brands participate in online-video, but by partnering with those already “in the house.” But I struggle when I see Zappos becoming a publisher. Or Bank of America developing a financial-advice channel (and surprisingly co-branding it with YouTube). Whatya think?
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This guy is playing a character. I think the idea for this was taken from a scene in the movie American Psycho (2000 starring Christian Bale). In the scene, business cards are exchanged, and much is made of their quality and expense. This whole character is kind of a riff on the stuff in American Psycho.
Or I should say that this character is riffing on the American Psycho theme.
Geez, if it took him 25 years to design the card, I wonder if it’ll take him another 25 to develop a personality that’s not annoying. Hmmm.
Not sure if he’s real or not, but he was on the MTV’s Fantasy Factory show trying to motivate that skater guys employees. He basically goes over the same schpeel and then some.
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Unless this video is a spoof to begin with, this video is just a parody waiting to happen, Nalts.
Joel Bauer is a master at persuading large groups of people to exchange their money for goods and services, at live events.
I’ve seen him live several times and IMO he’s one of the best.
If you’re offended by someone who is successful at selling hard, you’ll never like Joel. He’s probably ok with that.
BTW, where are all the business cards you’ve been handed over the last year? Bundled inside a rubber band?
What a dweeb.
I have to admit though, that is a pretty cool card.
all I know is that this guy is no Billy Mays.
Happy Halloween y’all. Every Halloween momma closes the curtains tight and turns off all the lights, muttering under her breath about all those spoiled, rotten turds who want to rot their teeth at her expense. For hours, muttering epithets. Then, as the trick or treat hours get close, she gets REAL quiet and stares angrily at the door.
Hope you have a better holiday.
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Would this be an example of that “pride” thing I keep hearing about?
I heart the WVFF back row.
@10- Kevin… would this be an example of that “lust” thing I keep hearing about?
*hint hint* You could adopt his cutting (should I use the word bleeding instead?) edge haircut.
He looks like a crazy marketer! Time for a new video character, Nalts!