I Broke Twitter
“We regret to announce that Twitter is temporarily over capacity,” said David Scheyd, director of communications for Twitter. “Apparently Kevin Nalty (aka Nalts) began Twittering so frequently, our spam bots thought it was a virus and protected itself from a potential compromise.”
Nalty, who tweeted about 48 times in the past several hours, said it was “an accident.”
“I just got a little carried away. I felt lonely and wanted to connect and promote myself shamelessly. Plus I was on a roll with fake articles, fake URLs, poop tweets, and even a public battle with some psycho chick from Jersey,” said Nalty in a faxed statement.
I just took a huge tweet in my pants.
Leave it up to Nalts to take down a whole social networking site.
@1 Tell Princess Di she’s sexy when she’s angry.
hey asswipe I’m NOT Italian. and another thing, bringing up xgobobeans dead dog just to hurt her feelings because you weren’t in that movie is weak. I tolerate a lot of things from people but cruelty is not one of them.
People with secrets should NEVER make enemies… unlike the ice cream man I wont call a cop if you put me in a video again… I’ll call a lawyer!
I THOUGHT it had Nalts written all over it!
I had a good day, too:
http://www.twithear.com/playaudio.php?IjifBsTlltcQLTIZD6j6zCg0ASFT5JIG3wmtmHs.eoqon371w,5dwA//bl01
@4 “People with secrets…” Do you have some dirt on Kevin then?
this is crazysauce on top of awesomesauce
@7, yeah…she does! It’s that I’m his gay lover in Texas! All those “business” meetings he had, well they were more like pleasure meetings. He didn’t get let go from his old job because of his Nalts persona either, its cause they found out about us and his double life!!!!
*kisses* Naltsie!
(Hey, I was summoned by queen of cheesiness to liven up this joint!) 🙂
@9 Interesting.
Hey Naltsie, if you have any more “business” meetings here in Texas, you’ll drop by and see me won’t you?
Yikes! What the hell is going on? I thought I was nutty…
On a non-nutty note, my son was just surfing YouTube looking for Hot Wheels related videos, and he happened upon Nalts’ Gorilla Attack Hot Wheels video. I was like, “Oh God, don’t watch that guy, he’s crazy!” j/k It was neat stumbling upon your vid.
There’s a reason Nalts doesn’t follow me. I tweet a LOT. I use it as a means to organize thoughts and get feedback.
http://twitter.com/petercoffin
I follow you Peter. Oh- wait. I just follow my name. And you use my name. Really I view Twitter as an ego search engine to see what’s being said about me.
12,000+ tweets, Peter. That’s a LOT of organizing your thoughts. What on earth did you do BEFORE Twitter? Sit out at busstops talking word salad to strangers?
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