Stupidest Article on Social Media Ever Written
I just wrote the stupidest article about social media. It’s stupid and proud, and if you don’t read it… “you don’t get it.”
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Damnit this is a brilliant article. Show me some friggin’ comments people. Or I’ll fake them. I can edit your comments and make them all good. Mooo haaaaa haaaa!
Sorry Nalts, didn’t really get the article beyound the point that you want some company to hire you to run their facebook and twitter accounts.
best thing you ever wrote Kevin.
everyone click no my blog
It’s September 32, 2009?
This is genius. One day I’ll be remembered for this biting satire at the wonks calling themselves social-media experts.
You just added some more days to the month – cool!
Are BOTH my email addresses blocked here now?
http://www.twithear.com/playaudio.php?BDsHutFsBw5hTRu157j3,ig0ASFT5JIGRFgXoYr1qQqjCSKqSsisMw//bl01
What does the “H” stand for? (Middle initial)
Please tell me it isn’t “Howard.”
@8 It’s Hanemann.
I still don’t “get it” Nalts. Why would you write pointless drivel like that? Are you trying to prove that marketing is more important than content or something?