Contact Us if You Have Moneys

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1. I live in the ghetto.

2. Those damn LOL cats are now running ads? We’re doomed!

3. I did haves money, so I did contact them. I always listen to those things. It’s time to go and get my free Xbox 360, PS2 and plasma screen TV for free now. Where’s my social security number?

4. I couldn’t read it because I am old. Somebody translate it for me. Accurately, please.

5. I haves wife. I haves minivan. I haves a video production business.

   I haves no money. I want to haves moneys. Maybe for could you gives some of yous money so me could have mine moneys to keep.

6. ifs being you haves no moneys, could you be havings paypals?

   I also haves no paypals, but haves you given my paypals and I could go havings with paypals.

7. For a good laugh, imagine Jerry Lewis reading my last two comments.

8. If you go to the web site mentioned, you get this message:

   This account has been suspended. Please call 0800 024 2931 or e-mail support@tsohost.co.uk to reinstate this hosting.

9. All I read was…contact us if you have MONKEYS! Yay!!!!

10. I just planted a money tree – we’ll all be rich by summer!

11. If you still having moneys after contacting that accounting, please PayPaling me also (click).

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