Free 3-minute video that’s guaranteed (or your money back) to bring you to deep inner happiness.

It’s all based on music therapy, and it’s been proven in clinical trials by the 11 people that have watched this on Revver. I can’t post it to YouTube because the Partners are on strike. And ChristopherMast is leaving YouTube forever. And Chris Crocker is getting his own E! Show.

Folks, I give you “The Secret to Happiness.” I know I spelled it wrong (hapiness). That was, um, a search-engine trick.