No More Bad Posture for Me

No more bad posture for Nalts. At least starting in 8 to 10 weeks.

I just ordered this innovative, high-tech device to retrain my shoulders. It’s from a National Inquirer ad, so it must be good. (Muscles sold separately).


Do you suppose I should order the 4 in 1 slimming vest too? Just saying… (Eyebrow pluckers sold separately).