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New Host of “The View” Announced

Nothing was really interesting in my RSS readers for online-video, so let’s turn to the world of television. My new slogan on YouTube is “Kevin Nalts: Because TV Sucks Anymore.”

Here’s an Onion article that announces the new host of “The View.” A 900-pound giant squid that the producers believes is female.”

I have been asking myself why I can’t stop giggling over this ridiculous concept, and I can’t get to the answer. I think it’s just a celebration of the absurdity of the show, the banter, the infeuding, and its transient hosts.

I just hope she’s not one of those squids that can shoot ink because Barbara is SO going to look like an older Star Jones (1997 to 2006) in a few weeks.