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Your Beast Will Go Deeper?

What? Haven’t checked your spam folder recently? It may be time. I just registered on Brandon Hardesty’s fan site (is that totally gay)? And while waiting for e-mail confirmation, I checked my spam folder. Here’s the quote.

Feel power and strength of your ancestors when you drilling your woman. Her moans will go one after another in rhythm of your hard ramming. 

Folks, spammers are poetic. I want to see this copyrighter describe other everyday tasks.

  • Eating: The souls of history satiate through the rabid consumption of flesh and vegetables.
  • Smoking: Pile-drive painfully repressed emotions deep into the Al Qaeda caves of your breathing organ.
  • Pooping: Release the fragments of your inner species and give your colon salvation.