It’s called “A woman missed her flight at the boarding gate HKIA” and it’s quite sad and funny. Of course, she was missing Oceanic Flight 815, so it could be worse. 

Sample comments. Let’s see you top them. 

• perhaps she didn´t make it home in time to watch “dancing with stars” or “american idol”
• Geez, I thought my sister was a drama queen.
• She’s clearly giving birth to a rather large baby