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Ambien is the Nectar of the Gods

Loyal WVFF commenter, Sukatra, referred to Ambien as the “Nectar of the Gods.” We agree. We’re reminded of this video, which I wanted to embed via Revver (as opposed to the YouTube version) just because I feel like it. And Google found it first. But alas WordPress thinks it’s better than Revver.

I did this in 2006, and I think I scored the song for the video. And then later used the song for Viral Video Genius (because I was in too much of a hurry to score the latter).

Barack Obama Says Lose the SUV, Fatty.

I really find little pleasure in politics, and rarely appreciate political humor. But when someone told me today that Barack Obama said the following in Oregon, it created an uncontrollable desire in me to satire the remarksNalts has already given ShayCarl his assignment for a collab video, but I can’t find the video footage of this quote to save his life! Free credit to anyone who can help!

“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK,” Obama said.

It’s a fair statement, but how can we not take it a little personally?

But Mr. Obama, hear me now.

There’s one thing that’s bigger than our bloated guts.

It soars higher than our energy bills.

And it works harder than an SUV burning precious fuel…

What is it, you ask? Our collective American pride in humor as a defense mechanism.