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Bring Back Pundit Joad Cressbeckle, Onion

Oh sorry. I suppose I could have just e-mailed the folks at The Onion, but it’s just as easy to blog them. And hope their social-media monitoring tools dig deep enough to find this blog (ranked just below the left-handed lesbians’ jewelry accessory blog).

BRING BACK PUNDIT JOAD CRESSBECKLE (seen here expressing his concern about humanized potatoes)…

Warning human 'taters: "I got my good friend colonel James Bowie right here, same as cut the Chinese."

To see video: Joad Cressbeckler Fears Genetic Modification Causes ‘Wrath-Minded Taters’