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BlipTV

The beauty about online video is that it forces you to compress your story. Both in size and time. BlipTV is a nice model for this, and I'm surprised I'm just discovering it. The tagline says it all: "Nobody Does it Shorter." It's 5 second to 3 minute bits that can be streamed on phone via Verizon. Although it's available in the U.S. it's probably more prominent in China and Hong Kong where people use their phone as a primary web browser and media center.

P.S. After looking at the beautiful design of this site, I'm simply embarassed about www.CubeBreak.com.

Upload Videos While Driving

Just what I needed. One more thing I can do while I drive (instead of drive). Now you can upload videos to YouTube remotely via your phone. We're getting closer to the reality of my story about a the bank hostage that makes money from her traumatic experience. Imagine soon that you'll be able to take a video of that reckless trucker and then send a link to his indifferent boss. It's takes a bit more work, but it's more effective than calling the phone number on those omni-present "1-800-EAT-SHIT" bumper stickers.

I Have the Psychic Power to Lower Prices

I want to share my amazing gift with my readers. At first, I thought it was a coincidence but now I realize it's a special talent. I have the power to make an electronic device drop in price. All I have to do is buy it, and it goes down in price about 20% within the two weeks following my purchase. This has happened with my Mac, a storage drive, my Cannon Rebel, my new printer, a Point & Shoot Digital Camera, a Panasonic wireless phone, and that webcam that lets you turn your face into a shark.

Maybe this is a message that I should stop buying crap. And maybe I should start saving receipts so I can get refunded the difference. But more importantly, willvideoforfood readers, I want to share my talent. Go ahead and tell me what you want to purchase. If I like it, I'll buy it. And you can take advantage of the sale that will magically occur the next week.

Scoring Videos With Music… Without Going to Jail

There's nothing like shooting a low-budget video and scoring it with some recognizable music. Most sites aren't preventing amateurs from using copyrighted music, but this will become a bigger issue in the months ahead…. especially if you're making income on your videos on sites like Revver.com.

In the meantime, you have four choices:

1) Go to a free, royalty free site like Podsafe. It's easy to use, but you have to sort through a lot to find the tune you'll need.

2) You can create your music using tools like GarageBand (free with a Mac). It's easy to use but your video will sound like everyone elses.

3) Find someone you know that scores music (tough one for most of us). You'd probably want to give them credit and give them a piece of your income.

4) You can buy royalty-free music, but it's usually priced high ($100-$200 for a CD) for professionals. I haven't found a low-cost site ($1-$3 a tune) for really polished royalty-free tunes. If you know of one, let us know!

NoScruf.org Viral Video Campaign

This is in an interesting unbranded initiative by Gillette, which has taken some bold and risky targeting/positioning/branding moves including a close affiliation with Howard Stern. This site, NoScruf.org, has the look and feel of a low-budget association. Yet the viral videos are clearly top quality (and pretty funny).

So I view this with mixed emotions. I do think it's smart marketing. But I'd be lying if I didn't see high-quality viral productions as a threat to amateur creation like some of those that were selected by FireFoxFlicks.com. Grant, many were done by pros but wheeee (runner up and my favorite) is a good example of a true, low-budget "Citizen Created Commercial." A few college roomates skipped class to make that puppy. Anyway, check out NoScruff and gross yourself out at women with hairy legs and arms that fawn over nerdy guys with cleanly shaved faces.

NoScruff

iFilm Takes Advertising to a New Level

Okay we’ve all got to pay the rent. But iFilm is taking intrusive advertising to a new level. I just clicked the link on iFilm’s video of the day, and here’s what I got:

1) When I arrived at the site, I got a streaming ad. I was able to skip it.

2) Suddenly I got a few pop ups, and there were ads wrapped around the page that allows me to play the video (didn’t I already indicate I’m ready for the video when I clicked the link in the e-mail?).

3) Next we get a Rayban frame around the video that tells me to select a player.

4) Finally, I get a 15-second ad before the video starts.

Okay- so I’m guessing iFilm made about $2 for my visit, which was painful. The video (another spoof on Lazy Monday) wasn’t even that great.

The balance of content and ads is a tricky one, but iFilm has gone wayyyyy overboard. It will take something really interesting to get me to hop through those hurdles again.

CubeBreak’s Most Boring Cities on the Planet

I like to give my blog readers an early scoop on things, like I did Wednesday with Google Coop. Here's a press release that goes out tomorrow (Saturday, May 13) from CubeBreak.com (a video site I manage instead of sleeping).. It identifies the most boring cities in the world.

If you're a journalist, you don't have to embargo this puppy. 🙂

Click "more" to read the release… Continue reading CubeBreak’s Most Boring Cities on the Planet

Top 10 Tips for Making a Decent Prank Call Video

I don't pretend to have mastered the prank call video, but I've been learning a lot in the past week or so. The above video frames are from 2 prank calls from last night. First, I need to pay tribute to Crank Yankers and a crazy guy that dresses as a girl and does video prank calls (he goes by the name FireX 51485). I wasn't sure how the puppet thing would work for Crank Yankers, but it's a nice combination. However it's also fun to see the actual caller… FireX dresses up with makeup and wigs, and occasionally cracks her (whoops) himself up. Which makes you feel like you're part of the joke.

Revver Prank Call is now one of my hottest videos "earning" video with 1500 views (I get many more views at YouTube but make no income). As a result, I have decided to experiment with prank calls some more. I'll be archiving the series on CubeBreak's new prank section. So here are my tips (some of which I violate, but I'm learning):

1) Find a good location and recording method. My car is working well because the acoustics are okay. Last night I bought a $20 speaker phone from Radio Shack (Fone Free) that has a mike which suctions to the ear speaker of any phone and broadcasts the audio to an FM Radio. At home, I stay low-tech with the speaker phone because it's easier and gives it a more forgivable amateur feel (vs. piping audio of phone separately). Put the phone on camera so people can have an image of the caller.

2) Sketch out some primary bits. I usually have an outline with some "stand-by" lines depending on which direction it goes. This is especially important because the challenge is to keep them on the phone. This has never been more true than with the YouTube lady. Don't get caught looking at the outline during the call (I violate this one regularly because I can't commit them to memory). Rehearsal is best, but sometimes it takes a dozen calls to get the person live, and by then I've forgotten the script again.

3) Decide how you involve the viewer. I've been playing it "straight" with occasional glances to the camera and a few screen titles ala Stephen Colbert. The cross dresser above actually cracks himself up and it's very contagious… like those old Carol Burnett shows or when SNL folks start to break down in laughter because of Will Ferrell. Try different voices to keep variety.

4) Keep it short. I edit mine as tight as possible and they're still too long. Although the best viral videos are 20-40 seconds, I feel like a good prank call can go 1-2 minutes. After that, though, we're lost.

5) Have a big finish. This is hard because it relies on the caller. Sometimes I end my videos before the call actually ends… just because it's no fun to watch the call slowly widdle down.

6) Find a good prankee. The CEO of Revver was a good sport, but he was ready for me. Someone high profile is best (who cares about someone from your work or school?), and if you can get them on their cell it's even a better way to catch them off guard.

7) Don't be mean. There's nothing that bothers me more about a prank call than when I feel guilty for watching it because the prankee was tortured. It's more funny to make fun of yourself and let the other person be confused.

8) Roll with it. If the prankee takes you in a different direction, don't fight it. It's far more interesting to see how the pranker reacts to unanticipated comments from the prankee. Someone who did improv comedy once told me that you never contradict the other… every one of your lines must be a fluid reaction to theirs.

9) The dramatic pause is very tough but effective. I'm usually afraid to do this because the caller may hang up or try to bring the call to closure. But sometimes a well-timed pause will give you your best sound byte.

10) Don't forget to get permission. I sometimes send the person the video so they can evaluate it before giving me permission. But my goal is to remove the video if asked. Technically you're not supposed to record someone without their permission but as long as they grant retroactive permission if seems okay.

Let me know if you try one… I'll post it on CubeBreak.

ViTrue: A New User-Created Advertising Platform

This article on Adotas describes ViTrue., which was launched by Reggie Bradford, the former president of Tanberg Television, CEO of N2 Broadband and CMO of WebMD. ViTrue, Inc will, according to the release, be the world’s first user-created advertising platform, and the company will receive $2.2 million in funding from General Catalyst Partners and ViTrue’s founder. 

The founder of Sharkle.com, which was just aquired by ViTrue (not much on the site), says "Now not only can our video producers continue to share their personal creativity worldwide, they can earn serious money and we’ll make them famous by aligning this creative passion with the products, services and brands they choose to use in their daily lives. The result will be more creative and less expensive advertisements that benefit everyone involved.”

Nice quote, but I'm missing how the creators make "serious money."

Simple Way to Create Video Site

Bloggers are supposed to be experts, but in this case I'm making an appeal to people who know more than me. I currently manage a site called CubeBreak.com which includes select Revver.com videos that are hosted on Yahoo Site Builder. Low cost and it's really easy to use, but it's slower than mud. When I open it, it holds my computer hostage for 5-10 minutes as it slowly loads. There's got to be an easier way for a layperson to create a simple website without knowing HTML. Anyone? Bueller? Anyone? Ideally it would let me import the Yahoo Site Builder without starting from scratch.

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