- Good cake at #digpharm Cluetrain's @dsearls is making us think. #
- "come from yourselves not your company" Doc Searls @dsearls at #digpharm #
- Gave Outsourced the TV show another shot. It's quite growing on me. No Modern Family but I had 3 LOLs and I wasn't in the best mood. #
- I'm totally binging on Ricky Gervais podcasts. Worried about when I'm done. Wish I could forget them instantly and have another listen. #
- Please help Ricky Gervais convince Karl Pilkington to do Idiot Abroad again. http://tinyurl.com/35nksoz RT!!! #
- Balding? You may be welcome on Christopher Street but not Sesame Street. Racists. http://tinyurl.com/37ha9bw #
- What was your favorite age? 8? 12? 25? 30? #favoriteAge WHY??? #
- Me and @dralanbauman teaching hair transplant peeps about social at #ishrs18th http://twitpic.com/2zjj0z #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Dog vs Pig vs Turtle http://youtu.be/htqKqJPKnjw?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Nalty Speaks http://youtu.be/j1Ta0umdw8g?a #
- Hair transplant doctors from all over the globe ran their fingers thru my hair today in Boston.Quite odd but they liked SurgeonOfNalts work. #
- Prediction: By 2014 we'll be able to DVR our dreams and share them if we wish. It will revolutionize art! #
- Peter, Susan, Edmond and Lucy. #guessbook #
- Meg, Beth, Amy and Jo #guessbook #
- John, Michael, Wendy #guessbook #
- Nancy, Bill, Dodger, Fagin #guessbook #
- Matthew, Luke, Mark and John #guessbook #
- Shay, Charles, Justine, Jodie #guessbook #
- I just spoke to @Pipistrello of Puerto Rico! Hasn't lost his Phily accent but he's in paradise on Earth. 🙂 #
- I'm home! Apparently our pig learned to knock on the door with his hoof. Brilliant animals. They'll rule the planet post apocalypse. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Welc-oink Home http://youtu.be/jca971xg5jc?a #
- Signed copy of Beyond Viral at the Doylestown bookstore. 🙂 #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — SMALLEST PIG EVER http://youtu.be/fzyyMzgkJ5I?a #
- Rupert the pig? How's that for a name. Here he is leaving. http://twitpic.com/30lgnl #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Pig Wreck Tree http://youtu.be/0VbR_d39OOQ?a #
- Lady Gaga passed one billion views on YouTube. 5 times my views but he's a better looking man than me and he sings. #
- Updated http://www.naltsconsulting.com. What ya think besides missing banner? #
- Life is so much better when the sun is shining. Thanks God. If you're an atheist than thanks… Um… Chance. #
- He collects belly button lint. Cool. http://tinyurl.com/22jmnba #
- Guess what!? I get to be in a video with @realaskaninja! Just got a call from Ken. Wahoooo! Dream come true. Now SNL! #
- Easter egg alert! Latest video on http//www.YouTube.com/unclenalts has link in description to Taylor Swift Kanye West duet!!! #
- I was depressed in Boston but now I'm caught up on sleep. Never underestimate the power of rest. #
- Can YouTube help non-profits? Sean Cannell and Tim Schmoyer discuss it and Beyond Viral. http://bit.ly/YouTubeNonProfits #
- Katie serves in volleyball. Dad tries not to embarrass her. http://twitpic.com/30vkjy #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — 10 Thingies http://youtu.be/XBo2bntaz08?a #
Category Archives: twitter
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- I go to Dunkins less for the coffee and more because they call me "boss." #
- Sweet mother of chicken. Check out my cousin's new product! http://www.naltys.com/images/bbutt.jpg #
- How certain are you that this is not all a weird dream, and you're actually a kitten? #
- Touch this period and you shall be saved . #
- #TweetYourScreen http://twitpic.com/2x40zi #
- #tweetyourshoes http://twitpic.com/2x4d9v #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Beyond Viral http://youtu.be/zb1Kqzg0KKY?a #
- Holy shit wifeofnalts bought moo moo the pig. Shhh! Surprise. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXb5pTO6f7Y #
- Grant @reelseo Forgive me please for missing our 2:00. Must see Katie's face when she learns we got the pet pig. #
- I know only 10% of tweets are read. But we got A PET PIG twittesphere!!!!!! #
- Uploading first footage of our new pig. Waiting for Kate to get home to see her face- then mad dash to Newark to fly to Blogworld. #
- Off to surprise Katie with new pig. Video almost uploaded http://www.youtube.com/unclenalts #
- The Nalts Family Pig! First photo. http://twitpic.com/2xcgcb #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — WE GOT A PIG! http://youtu.be/hxZsZf343yI?a #
- Piggistrello is cool. Pigtard? iJustoink? KevinsBacon? Sxepig, MedionkerFilms? Hoggyslip? #
- Me and Jo. Wait that's a pig. It's got more hair. http://twitpic.com/2xdh9e #
- Hello Vegas. #bwe10 #
- I hate gambling but decided to bet a dollar at machine. $19.50! http://twitpic.com/2xh62d #
- Funny when you think of "privacy" at the age of 41, this isn't the picture that comes to mind. http://twitpic.com/2xkqj7 #
- Yeyy Patient Dave at bwe#10. Blog world exp in Vegas. Thanks J&J. 🙂 http://twitpic.com/2xl69s #
- Are you sick? you're not alone. Meet #patientblogs Find companionship! http://twitpic.com/2xld2w #
- Mad at your family? Join the Fingersons. We don't judge, and like you the way you iz. http://twitpic.com/2xmgri #
- Watching @jnjcomm engage with patients at #bwe2010 makes me proud to have worked at j&j. #
- If you want to participate in improving health via the superhighway: use #sochealth We need FDA too. #hcsm #socpharm #fdasm #
- Tomorrow we all gotta tweet #beatcancer to set a world record! 9:00 am for 24 hours!!! #
- Stop what you're doing and follow @russianpaul. I must meet him. #
- Entrepreneur magazine's Jennifer Wang just interviewed me about CEBU flight attendants Lady Gaga dance. Nice reporter. We need more of em. #
- Signing "Beyond Viral" at Barnes & Noble booth at #bwe2010 today at 2:30. Vegas Mandalay Bay conf center. No admission required. Come! #
- I signed one book http://twitpic.com/2xvzvq #
- Me with my publisher! Describe her in 2 words. @shannonvargo http://twitpic.com/2xw3i0 #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Me and Lisa http://youtu.be/tfuFVmrJ_2k?a #
- Yey! @pigofnalts is on twitter and YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/pigofnalts. Not me, but LOVE it! #
- RT @billoreilly Watching Jumpin' Black Flash with David Duke and the dreadlocks chick makes me ROFL outloud. #
- Red won't ever take an eye again. Eye won't ever red a take I more another. http://twitpic.com/2y24mb #
- Babes of Blogworld (video). http://bit.ly/BWE2010 #BWE2010 #
- Any Nerdfighters wanna help @rainnwilson generate a video-style recoolinization of inquiry?! http://ow.ly/2Uq5W @hankgreen @realjohngreen #
- The REAL terrorists are right in NYC. Help track them down… http://financialterrorists.org #
- My friend Russ. We call him babyface. http://twitpic.com/2ykaqr #
- My friend Phil. We call him cat head. http://twitpic.com/2ykb0s #
- Me with boobies at Blogworld. What happens in Vegas stays on Twitter. http://twitpic.com/2ykbcl #
- Hanging at inlaws by fire. This doesn't suck. http://twitpic.com/2ykbxp #
- Camera work on today's unclenalts video (ghost pig) by YouTube.com/neiceofnalts #
- I favorited a YouTube video — tiny toilet http://youtu.be/JMP0eQBy5VU?a #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Knestor makes peace with videogames http://youtu.be/cuJs7HwnghU?a #
- I'm a cosmo model. http://www.cosmofff.com/?u=fff_ccid_4cbc265cd2cac3.54273499 #
- Two guys and a cup. Of coffee. On roof of car. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QaMmvauNAA #
- Right? #
- If you had a child who could produce candy from their body, would you capitalize on it? http://bit.ly/OpportunisticCandyParents #
- MyUTB app on iPhone kicks ass. I don't use YouTube mobile anymore. Thanks @Renetto et al #
- You know if we all take a nap at once, nobody would be awake to notice. 1, 2, 3… #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- The cinnamon toast crunch pieces are opportunistic cannibals. #
- If they made a film of your life, who would you want playing you? Me? Thanks for asking. Steve Carrell or Ricky Gervais. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Seeing Famous YouTubers In NYC http://youtu.be/UtGFqE2A_Jw?a #
- Next year you'll carry your TV remote control everywhere you go. Why? http://bit.ly/PortableRemoteControl #
- Next year you'll carry your TV remote control everywhere you go. And make calls with it. Why? http://fb.me/xVpvjokP #
- Our grandmother lives in our basement. http://fb.me/CHS4i4cb #
- STOP what you're doing! @RealAskANinja is back and with a NECK twist. Can we suggest victims? @shaycarl? @ijustine? @nalts? #
- Twist my neck, @realaskaninja. Please! http://bit.ly/NinjaBACK #
- A moment of silence for poor Irmgard Holm, who recently mixed her eyedrops with super glue. Okay. Silence is done…. http://fb.me/F4VncFKl #
- Real news-of-weird. Arizona woman mixes eyedrops with superglue. Parody anyone? http://bit.ly/SuperGlueEyeDrops #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Super-Glue Eyedrops http://youtu.be/RNJz9ZTMWf0?a #
- Edit your subscription to get e-mails when I post new videos. Because we both know you'll forget to look… http://fb.me/z1g284BK #
- How lawyers suck the mojo from Rx advertising http://bit.ly/WhyRxMarketingSucks @youtube #fdasm #ddmac @medimmune @flumist #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Still don't know or care what the tea party is. #
- Having a frontal lobe is SO overrated. Stupid frontal lobe. #
- I read anything with @nalts on it. I'm just afraid to reply a lot because I'm already a bit ADHTD (extra T Intentional) #
- Still haven't heard back from the ice cream man suing me. I hope he's okay. #
- Remember before Twitter when we had to keep all this bullshit bottled up inside us? Sad times. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — KNALTS THE KNIFE http://youtu.be/PhKTjDX74V8?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Behind the Knife http://youtu.be/7wO_qRgbGoE?a #
- A Wii Wee pony, cute flaming marshmallow, and KNIFE http://youtu.be/nk-A7xPciyQ @annoyingorange #
- Happy Birthday, Annoying Orange. Cute flaming marshmallow, helium and KNIFE! http://fb.me/y4wui22a #
- Just ate dogfood #
- The dog food was sweeter and less bitter than I expected. Freddy appreciated the burger. Editing now. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Dog Drives to Drive-thru http://youtu.be/zhaZnfCPhrw?a #
- I made a video today and put it on YouTube. It's about my dog driving the car, but really he doesn't drive. http://fb.me/LoyC4S5X #
- Dogs can't really drive. I used a robot dog. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhaZnfCPhrw #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Advertising on YouTube: Questions & Answers http://youtu.be/YDHI4rlUJYo?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — CloneofNalts for Team Beard Supernote http://youtu.be/dkYmsDnDgsc?a #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Nalts Theme 2AM Wake Up Prank ! YouTube Orbit ! http://youtu.be/Iqqe-3FPAvY?a #
- I favorited a YouTube video — The Saddest Vlog ever a message for Nalts…YTO 69 http://youtu.be/O5BLqrP7y-8?a #
- Write to my all-spam Yahoo account: nalts@yahoo.com. 100% spam. #
- Sarah Palin wrote my Yahoo spam account and addressed it to my liberal wife. Tee hee. http://twitpic.com/2w041d #
- I favorited a YouTube video — THE FUTURE SUCKS! http://youtu.be/bftoLVZJFRc?a #
- This tweet is brought to you by the letter Y. #
- My sister is producing a news segment about legalizing pot, and took this picture in California. http://twitpic.com/2w10cv #
- http://twitvid.com/WFSJC – Patch gets strep throat test. Ick. #
- Sneak preview of my book is now up at http://www.beyondviral.com/ thanks @cbgfilms #
- I wish you could smell this. http://twitpic.com/2w1h77 #
- Finished ride with Run Watch,on a new route.Elasped time: 00:41,Distance:3.40 mi ,average speed: 00:12:20 /mi. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — How to Make Shepherds Pie Recipe http://youtu.be/u11SYQX2_og?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — How to Make Shepherds Pie Recipe http://youtu.be/_YMjgkMMcxE?a #
- A NALTS puppet! Thanks Matthew (Antrhocrane on YouTube): http://bit.ly/PuppetofNalts (Say nice things unless you can do better). #
- Wifeofnalts is gonna kill me but we're going to http://www.rossmillfarm.com/ to check out pigs tomorrow. Pigistrello? #
- I favorited a YouTube video — SHYNESS FACE! http://youtu.be/TM-sWrblF8U?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Pet Pig PLEASE? http://youtu.be/hXb5pTO6f7Y?a #
- Showed wifeofnalts our pig video. She didn't say NO. http://pig.ofnalts.com/ #
- No thanks to @_BSoN_ for talking Jo out of a pig (who, might I add, would be cuter than Rusty). #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Wifeofnalts Reacts to Pig Plea http://youtu.be/7uUjnHY7ukU?a #
- Caption cartoon by Jim Meskimen. Win prize. Go here: http://bit.ly/cartooncaption http://twitpic.com/2wnx07 #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Homeless Man Under Pressure.mov http://youtu.be/QYXKaAzEJrk?a #
- Okay "Beyond Viral" is climbing Amazon's top web-marketing books right behind Chris Brogan's "Trust Agents." If… http://fb.me/HU15rQBx #
- hummus = spackling paste plus lawn grass #
- If you're defending Humus maybe it's cuz you like garlic. That's reasonable. But otherwise you're this guy: http://bit.ly/LittleSuperstar #
- >IF (naltstweet$=hummus) >then GOTO NEXT> ELSE DISPLAY. #
- ????? #
- Well I'm not quite the pioneer I thought… going OCD on hummus. It's a wonder it's not trending right now. #
- Okay I'll stop tweeting about Hummus the first LOL-tweet I read that uses the word hummus. #
- http://bit.ly/HummusDiarrhea #
- What I'll remember from Twitter today… you can't tell the sincere from the satire tweets about hummus. Really. Give it a try. #
- One @GangStarrGirl is tweeting about hummus. But when one tweets every 45 seconds, hummus will come up now and then. #
- I PROCLAIM TODAY INTERNATIONAL HUMMUS DAY! Who's with me?! #
- Sorry people. Sorry @pipistrello. All this hummusing and I broke http://bit.ly/NewTwitterRules #
- Your real friends are the ones that don't unfollow or unsub even when you've got nothing to add other than… h u m m i s #
- 5 free tips to going viral… http://amzn.to/5ViralTips #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Hummus http://youtu.be/wgH1r4CitUo?a #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- The cinnamon toast crunch pieces are opportunistic cannibals. #
- If they made a film of your life, who would you want playing you? Me? Thanks for asking. Steve Carrell or Ricky Gervais. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Seeing Famous YouTubers In NYC http://youtu.be/UtGFqE2A_Jw?a #
- Next year you'll carry your TV remote control everywhere you go. Why? http://bit.ly/PortableRemoteControl #
- Next year you'll carry your TV remote control everywhere you go. And make calls with it. Why? http://fb.me/xVpvjokP #
- Our grandmother lives in our basement. http://fb.me/CHS4i4cb #
- STOP what you're doing! @RealAskANinja is back and with a NECK twist. Can we suggest victims? @shaycarl? @ijustine? @nalts? #
- Twist my neck, @realaskaninja. Please! http://bit.ly/NinjaBACK #
- A moment of silence for poor Irmgard Holm, who recently mixed her eyedrops with super glue. Okay. Silence is done…. http://fb.me/F4VncFKl #
- Real news-of-weird. Arizona woman mixes eyedrops with superglue. Parody anyone? http://bit.ly/SuperGlueEyeDrops #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Super-Glue Eyedrops http://youtu.be/RNJz9ZTMWf0?a #
- Edit your subscription to get e-mails when I post new videos. Because we both know you'll forget to look… http://fb.me/z1g284BK #
- How lawyers suck the mojo from Rx advertising http://bit.ly/WhyRxMarketingSucks @youtube #fdasm #ddmac @medimmune @flumist #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Sometimes I get excited about something new, and forget to see other things through comple #
- Still don't know or care what the tea party is. #
- Having a frontal lobe is SO overrated. Stupid frontal lobe. #
- I read anything with @nalts on it. I'm just afraid to reply a lot because I'm already a bit ADHTD (extra T Intentional) #
- Still haven't heard back from the ice cream man suing me. I hope he's okay. #
- Remember before Twitter when we had to keep all this bullshit bottled up inside us? Sad times. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — KNALTS THE KNIFE http://youtu.be/PhKTjDX74V8?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Behind the Knife http://youtu.be/7wO_qRgbGoE?a #
- A Wii Wee pony, cute flaming marshmallow, and KNIFE http://youtu.be/nk-A7xPciyQ @annoyingorange #
- Happy Birthday, Annoying Orange. Cute flaming marshmallow, helium and KNIFE! http://fb.me/y4wui22a #
- Just ate dogfood #
- The dog food was sweeter and less bitter than I expected. Freddy appreciated the burger. Editing now. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Dog Drives to Drive-thru http://youtu.be/zhaZnfCPhrw?a #
- I made a video today and put it on YouTube. It's about my dog driving the car, but really he doesn't drive. http://fb.me/LoyC4S5X #
- Dogs can't really drive. I used a robot dog. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhaZnfCPhrw #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Advertising on YouTube: Questions & Answers http://youtu.be/YDHI4rlUJYo?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — CloneofNalts for Team Beard Supernote http://youtu.be/dkYmsDnDgsc?a #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Nalts Theme 2AM Wake Up Prank ! YouTube Orbit ! http://youtu.be/Iqqe-3FPAvY?a #
- I favorited a YouTube video — The Saddest Vlog ever a message for Nalts…YTO 69 http://youtu.be/O5BLqrP7y-8?a #
- Write to my all-spam Yahoo account: nalts@yahoo.com. 100% spam. #
- Sarah Palin wrote my Yahoo spam account and addressed it to my liberal wife. Tee hee. http://twitpic.com/2w041d #
- I favorited a YouTube video — THE FUTURE SUCKS! http://youtu.be/bftoLVZJFRc?a #
- This tweet is brought to you by the letter Y. #
- My sister is producing a news segment about legalizing pot, and took this picture in California. http://twitpic.com/2w10cv #
- http://twitvid.com/WFSJC – Patch gets strep throat test. Ick. #
- Sneak preview of my book is now up at http://www.beyondviral.com/ thanks @cbgfilms #
- I wish you could smell this. http://twitpic.com/2w1h77 #
- Finished ride with Run Watch,on a new route.Elasped time: 00:41,Distance:3.40 mi ,average speed: 00:12:20 /mi. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — How to Make Shepherds Pie Recipe http://youtu.be/u11SYQX2_og?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — How to Make Shepherds Pie Recipe http://youtu.be/_YMjgkMMcxE?a #
- A NALTS puppet! Thanks Matthew (Antrhocrane on YouTube): http://bit.ly/PuppetofNalts (Say nice things unless you can do better). #
- Wifeofnalts is gonna kill me but we're going to http://www.rossmillfarm.com/ to check out pigs tomorrow. Pigistrello? #
- I favorited a YouTube video — SHYNESS FACE! http://youtu.be/TM-sWrblF8U?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Pet Pig PLEASE? http://youtu.be/hXb5pTO6f7Y?a #
- Showed wifeofnalts our pig video. She didn't say NO. http://pig.ofnalts.com/ #
- No thanks to @_BSoN_ for talking Jo out of a pig (who, might I add, would be cuter than Rusty). #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Wifeofnalts Reacts to Pig Plea http://youtu.be/7uUjnHY7ukU?a #
- Caption cartoon by Jim Meskimen. Win prize. Go here: http://bit.ly/cartooncaption http://twitpic.com/2wnx07 #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Homeless Man Under Pressure.mov http://youtu.be/QYXKaAzEJrk?a #
- Okay "Beyond Viral" is climbing Amazon's top web-marketing books right behind Chris Brogan's "Trust Agents." If… http://fb.me/HU15rQBx #
- hummus = spackling paste plus lawn grass #
- If you're defending Humus maybe it's cuz you like garlic. That's reasonable. But otherwise you're this guy: http://bit.ly/LittleSuperstar #
- >IF (naltstweet$=hummus) >then GOTO NEXT> ELSE DISPLAY. #
- ????? #
- Well I'm not quite the pioneer I thought… going OCD on hummus. It's a wonder it's not trending right now. #
- Okay I'll stop tweeting about Hummus the first LOL-tweet I read that uses the word hummus. #
- http://bit.ly/HummusDiarrhea #
- What I'll remember from Twitter today… you can't tell the sincere from the satire tweets about hummus. Really. Give it a try. #
- One @GangStarrGirl is tweeting about hummus. But when one tweets every 45 seconds, hummus will come up now and then. #
- I PROCLAIM TODAY INTERNATIONAL HUMMUS DAY! Who's with me?! #
- Sorry people. Sorry @pipistrello. All this hummusing and I broke http://bit.ly/NewTwitterRules #
- Your real friends are the ones that don't unfollow or unsub even when you've got nothing to add other than… h u m m i s #
- 5 free tips to going viral… http://amzn.to/5ViralTips #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Hummus http://youtu.be/wgH1r4CitUo?a #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- Wearing my @schwen disguise at #ePatCon and it seems to have fooled @swoodruff. #
- Nice dads don't just let their kids watch Spongebob. They watch it with them. @bjwilson34 #
- Imagining @DaisyWhitney's cat with her paw stuck in her collar. Vague use of pronouns intentional. #
- Can't see #NewTwitter Bummer. We're having a giant party over here. Hope we don't run out of beer before you get here. #
- It would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle. #
- Spoke at a conference today. Blahbedee blah blaaah. #
- Got this free at conference. Zeo tracks my sleep and wakes me at ideal time. Cool ass huh? http://twitpic.com/2sxw5h #
- Next time you people watch, imagine the person's theme song. It's fun. #
- http://plixi.com/p/37964585 @sleepr No fair. You had the cornell kid hack it. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — What If? http://youtu.be/_JyO2US-1lY?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — She She Hlubuzz http://youtu.be/cGuYque-boc?a #
- Sanofi your whooping cough held-baby-gonna-die ad is totally alarmist and creepy. Turn ons: health education. Turn offs: scare tactics. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Charlie After Dentist http://youtu.be/5bf0O1e7KoU?a #
- Annoying Orange meets Kuato from Total Recall. I can seriously here them talking in my head. http://fb.me/H2HeCaAd #
- Look out Annoying Orange. There's a KNIFE in town this week. http://fb.me/Im0fkySn #
- Beyond Viral book's "sneak preview" is on @Scribd now: http://www.scribd.com/doc/38446204 #
- Twitter & Facebook buttons on http://www.beyondviral.com? Yeah weze cutting edge like that. Eat your heart out @otherijustine #
- What? I digg. Follow at http://digg.com/nalts and receive a lifetime supply of air. #
- Loved The Secret but The Power is sounding like "positivity thinking" on ex and shrooms. WhatTheBuck on happy steroids. Chill Rhonda. #
- Quick- make up an association that's so weird you'd sneak into the national meeting just for laughs. #
- Thx @BNBuzz (Barnes & Noble) for the display, & @joemich for this photo (he's quoted on back cover). #beyondviral http://twitpic.com/2tmhxm #
- This means more to me than a stupid book. ANNOYING ORANGE CAMEO! http://bit.ly/AnnoyingKNIFE #
- WAHOO! ANNOYING ORANGE CAMEO http://fb.me/IBwNR01C #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Annoying Orange: No More Mr. Knife Guy http://youtu.be/ont3Mq0DARE?a #
- Used to be I thought of punchy when I saw BJ. Now it's an emphatic fruit. @bobjenz @petercoffin @daneboe @annoyingorange in reply to bobjenz #
- Just CUT a fart. heehehhehheheeee. #
- Amazon has my book for less than $17 today (batteries sold separately). http://amzn.to/9eAfAe #
- I wonder if I could survive for a month eating only baja salads from wendys #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Comic Son http://youtu.be/bRn_p6GZ2pA?a #
- "Who drew this crab?" I said. "I drew that, and it's a chicken," Charlie (age 6). http://twitpic.com/2u4r2x #
- How many times does this prank caller sing the Nalts song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXgIUGCONOs #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — YouTube 4.0 http://youtu.be/YN63oTpTKIo?a #
- Maybe the glass isn't half full or empty. Maybe it's just too big. #
- Maybe the glass isn't half full or half empty. Maybe it's just too big. #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Naltsburger….YTO day 11 http://youtu.be/QAAuCkohe6Y?a #
- I live in PA and want a teacup pet pig, or one that gets along with a dog and kids. Anyone? Shhh… not sanctioned by my wife. 🙂 #
- Can you IMAGINE the fun and hysterical videos resulting from THIS as a pet? CUTE PIG FTW. http://twitpic.com/2unoh2 #
- Anyone on east coast selling teacup or pet pigs? We'd make it, and you, a household name! #
- If this pig replaced the Facebook logo, I'd spend more time here. Of course that doesn't mean I'd want it for a… http://fb.me/wc2two60 #
- Wish I was there to wrestle the goat! #prankhouse http://bit.ly/PRANKHOUSE #
- Yeah he's the new sxephil like shaycarl is the new me. 😉 @petercoffin @wheezywaiter @youtube in reply to petercoffin #
- My favorite people online at one time. #prankhouse Actually: http://tinychat.com/trollscansuckmydick #
- Please please please don't use the word "gay" as an insult EVER. It's easy to stop that, right? #noh8 Major pet peeve. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Scary Basement Grandma http://youtu.be/O04L6W5amAg?a #
- I'm sad I missed SouthTube and now #PrankHouse Stupid geographic expanse of US. #
- Woah- Twitter bing. Sorry. Going to bed. Sleep tight, girls and boys. Hugs and kisses. Goodnight John Boy. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Scary Basement Grandma (behind scenes) http://youtu.be/A2qgv-74ync?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Advertising Doesn't HAVE to Suck http://youtu.be/rR6UzrsG1oo?a #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- Wearing my @schwen disguise at #ePatCon and it seems to have fooled @swoodruff. #
- Nice dads don't just let their kids watch Spongebob. They watch it with them. @bjwilson34 #
- Imagining @DaisyWhitney's cat with her paw stuck in her collar. Vague use of pronouns intentional. #
- Can't see #NewTwitter Bummer. We're having a giant party over here. Hope we don't run out of beer before you get here. #
- It would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle. #
- Spoke at a conference today. Blahbedee blah blaaah. #
- Got this free at conference. Zeo tracks my sleep and wakes me at ideal time. Cool ass huh? http://twitpic.com/2sxw5h #
- Next time you people watch, imagine the person's theme song. It's fun. #
- http://plixi.com/p/37964585 @sleepr No fair. You had the cornell kid hack it. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — What If? http://youtu.be/_JyO2US-1lY?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — She She Hlubuzz http://youtu.be/cGuYque-boc?a #
- Sanofi your whooping cough held-baby-gonna-die ad is totally alarmist and creepy. Turn ons: health education. Turn offs: scare tactics. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Charlie After Dentist http://youtu.be/5bf0O1e7KoU?a #
- Annoying Orange meets Kuato from Total Recall. I can seriously here them talking in my head. http://fb.me/H2HeCaAd #
- Look out Annoying Orange. There's a KNIFE in town this week. http://fb.me/Im0fkySn #
- Beyond Viral book's "sneak preview" is on @Scribd now: http://www.scribd.com/doc/38446204 #
- Twitter & Facebook buttons on http://www.beyondviral.com? Yeah weze cutting edge like that. Eat your heart out @otherijustine #
- What? I digg. Follow at http://digg.com/nalts and receive a lifetime supply of air. #
- Loved The Secret but The Power is sounding like "positivity thinking" on ex and shrooms. WhatTheBuck on happy steroids. Chill Rhonda. #
- Quick- make up an association that's so weird you'd sneak into the national meeting just for laughs. #
- Thx @BNBuzz (Barnes & Noble) for the display, & @joemich for this photo (he's quoted on back cover). #beyondviral http://twitpic.com/2tmhxm #
- This means more to me than a stupid book. ANNOYING ORANGE CAMEO! http://bit.ly/AnnoyingKNIFE #
- WAHOO! ANNOYING ORANGE CAMEO http://fb.me/IBwNR01C #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Annoying Orange: No More Mr. Knife Guy http://youtu.be/ont3Mq0DARE?a #
- Used to be I thought of punchy when I saw BJ. Now it's an emphatic fruit. @bobjenz @petercoffin @daneboe @annoyingorange in reply to bobjenz #
- Just CUT a fart. heehehhehheheeee. #
- Amazon has my book for less than $17 today (batteries sold separately). http://amzn.to/9eAfAe #
- I wonder if I could survive for a month eating only baja salads from wendys #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Comic Son http://youtu.be/bRn_p6GZ2pA?a #
- "Who drew this crab?" I said. "I drew that, and it's a chicken," Charlie (age 6). http://twitpic.com/2u4r2x #
- How many times does this prank caller sing the Nalts song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXgIUGCONOs #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — YouTube 4.0 http://youtu.be/YN63oTpTKIo?a #
- Maybe the glass isn't half full or empty. Maybe it's just too big. #
- Maybe the glass isn't half full or half empty. Maybe it's just too big. #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Naltsburger….YTO day 11 http://youtu.be/QAAuCkohe6Y?a #
- I live in PA and want a teacup pet pig, or one that gets along with a dog and kids. Anyone? Shhh… not sanctioned by my wife. 🙂 #
- Can you IMAGINE the fun and hysterical videos resulting from THIS as a pet? CUTE PIG FTW. http://twitpic.com/2unoh2 #
- Anyone on east coast selling teacup or pet pigs? We'd make it, and you, a household name! #
- If this pig replaced the Facebook logo, I'd spend more time here. Of course that doesn't mean I'd want it for a… http://fb.me/wc2two60 #
- Wish I was there to wrestle the goat! #prankhouse http://bit.ly/PRANKHOUSE #
- Yeah he's the new sxephil like shaycarl is the new me. 😉 @petercoffin @wheezywaiter @youtube in reply to petercoffin #
- My favorite people online at one time. #prankhouse Actually: http://tinychat.com/trollscansuckmydick #
- Please please please don't use the word "gay" as an insult EVER. It's easy to stop that, right? #noh8 Major pet peeve. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Scary Basement Grandma http://youtu.be/O04L6W5amAg?a #
- I'm sad I missed SouthTube and now #PrankHouse Stupid geographic expanse of US. #
- Woah- Twitter bing. Sorry. Going to bed. Sleep tight, girls and boys. Hugs and kisses. Goodnight John Boy. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Scary Basement Grandma (behind scenes) http://youtu.be/A2qgv-74ync?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Advertising Doesn't HAVE to Suck http://youtu.be/rR6UzrsG1oo?a #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- Feeling important because @scobleizer is my friend on @Foursquare. Note to self: find out what the hell foursquare is. #
- Stalking myself using Foursquare. Just kidding. Don't know what it is. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Destroy My iPad for Galaxy http://youtu.be/GphrGIHpkxI?a #
- Seriously if samsung sends me a galaxy this week I'll smash my iPad at blog world and dance like little girl. Love that vid @slatersgarage #
- A client just asked my charge to re-edit a video. I quoted them one Samsung Galaxy. How much are they? Are they even good? #
- Had video idea. Told it just now to @Mediocrefilms. Long pause. Ditched video idea. #
- Many scary secret service people on w53rd and 7ave NYC. I guess the UN is in town. #
- http://www.myneworleans.com/New-Orleans-Magazine/September-2010/Page-Turners/index.php?cparticle=4&siarticle=3#artanc #
- That last tweet was meant to say I'm really proud of my brother Christopher. His classmates called him Nalts, and I borrowed the name. #
- Whew. Nobody has yet noticed that the middle 13 chapters of #beyondviral is lorum ipsum. #
- Good aim http://twitpic.com/2qohe9 #
- Pluot #
- Just found the first copy of my book at Borders near Montgomery mall pa (site of Mall Pranks). Signed it and left. #
- You and I are wired for magic. We want and expect it… http://bit.ly/WiredforMagic #
- When did the U.S. Post Office start upselling? No I don't need a PO box or tracking. 7 upsells in one visit! Fries with that? #upsellUSPS #
- How's this for my next book? "How to get people to give you all their money in 90 seconds or less." anyone saluting that flag? #
- Seriously what's the name of the book you'd write if someone paid you your yearly salary to do just that? #
- Just called my mom. Hold your applause. #
- Elvis or Michael Jackson? My son Patrick asked me that last night. I went with Jackson, but that's because I wish I was black. #
- The PREROLL VIDEO BOUNCER says you're not invited to the party…… http://fb.me/IlExI8PF #
- And WHAT, dear @paulrobinett IS the future (in 140 characters or less)? #
- (wonders how many raisons would fit into a nostril) #
- Thx for nabbing my book from your local store. If they don't stock it, tell em they're letting the terrorists win. @borders @barnesandnoble #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Laura Schlessinger Out of Context http://youtu.be/27PV4yCS4dE?a #
- Seriously? Celebrities auctioning a tweet!? How about this. Free retweet to the first person that picks the number in my mind: 1-20. #
- Wowzer, Tamatamamayo that was quick. Indeed it was 17. I was going to pick 77 and do 1-100. But too much math. #
- Thanks, @joelcomm. I should do a $30 eBook and give you most of profit. You'd sell a million. You could sell me a sandpaper bra. #
- Ice cream man trying to get me to "settle" for $75K not realizing how much I want to go to court for the sheer drama of it (he has no case). #
- Apparently 5-10,000 people chose not to buy ice cream because of my video ("creepy icecream man"). "Litigious ice cream man" sequel? Nah. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Icecream Man Settles for $75k http://youtu.be/L9qs1yTnI8U?a #
- Thanks to Archer Farms cereal from Target I'm going to have to call in "fat" tomorrow. #
- #tweetup 11/11/11 YouTube on Nov 11. RSVP @ http://twtup.com/111111YouTube #11 11-11YT #
- Hey peeps! Can you help me make sure @nalts knows @daneboe emailed him about being in Annoying Orange? Reply and tell him. –@StalkerOfNalts #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Annoy My Teen http://youtu.be/1ZCe2JipijY?a #
- "World War One has accelerated" announced my grandfather on his 108 FM radio show, this very day in 1914. True? False? Prove it. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Evil Alarm Clock http://youtu.be/jSaQ8u1eVJU?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Fake Bowling Strikes http://youtu.be/qLlMJK74Uo8?a #
- New iTunes policy is 55 pages on iPhone. Yeah, Stevo. I read it. #
- #nytvf digital panel in NYC. Famous people with Paul Kontonis, Digitas http://twitpic.com/2rjjc4 #
- Me with an MSN Suit @joemich. See him on http://www.beyondviral.com http://twitpic.com/2rjk6d #
- "Fred is sort of the apocalypse for traditional media companies," Craig Engler, SkyFy Digital #nytvf #
- "Michelangelo took producer notes from the Pope," Jake Rothschild, Generate #nytvf #
- Vote for Fox Glee & Hitviews for OMMA viral video winner! 🙂 http://tinyurl.com/2v5w8kc #
- Trivia… who is Spencer Grove, and how has he made you laugh without you knowing it? http://twitpic.com/2ru68g #
- Grant and Charlie are the only ones on the school playground on a Saturday. http://twitpic.com/2ryz0i #
- Downloaded my own book on Amazon Kindle. Here it is on iPhone. Heh. @davidscott http://twitpic.com/2rzckm #
- Brought to you by the letters XXX, Elmo and Katie Perry in "Hot and Cold" playdate…… http://fb.me/GrKRs0WD #
- Brought to you by the letters XXX, it's Katie Perry and Elmo in "hot and cold" play date. Censored on PBS but… http://fb.me/I2HniJuJ #
- Did you know that some fast-food restaurants outsource order taking? http://fb.me/Eaxes9m6 #
- "Boo hoo. Nobody likes my chess books," says the Angriest Guy on Amazon. http://amzn.to/AngryBookMan #
- Bring back "Hooking Up" by HBOLabs. Hee. #
- Was that zipster08? @MrDoodyHead's favorite song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiJlQz3WF_E #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Empty Playground http://youtu.be/72okPXCdTx4?a #
- Facebook user? Nalts Facebook app… free. Not sure what it does, but maybe it's magic: http://apps.facebook.com/naltsapp/ #
- Free little app thingy to get my YouTube videos from the convenience of your Facebook couch. http://fb.me/HTxDktm1 #
- The body is a bad master, but a good servant (paraphrasing Matthew Kelly). So like a child, it needs love and limits (my addition). #
- Getting trained on Aprimo software. Fun! Let's put the fun back into marketing. Zzzzzzzz #
- Anyone here at NYC OMMA Awards in NYC? #
- It would be spiteful to put jellyfish in a trifle. #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Dude French Kisses Dog http://youtu.be/Wg6pIHG4Px8?a #
- Ultimate irony: While complaining about Verizon Fios on TWIM my signal dies. They're editing that out, but outtakes are going on YouTube! #
- What are you worried about right now? Should ya fix it or let it go? #
- SWEET!! I NEED A ROOOT CANAL!!! #
- I'm getting a ROOOOT CANNALL on Friday. Found out today! WOOT! #
- See why I haven't been to the dentist in 3 years until today? It's like a motor vehicle inspection. They always find cavities. #
- Your life is dull or lame when you look forward to a root canal. #
- Shhhhh. @cbgfilms sleeping after hours of hard work on BeyondViral.com. Sneak preview pix. Charlie used a cloud. http://twitpic.com/2ohx21 #
- So then Charlie uses a cloud email address encoder, and jan skypes about domain authorization… and kevin feels archaic #
- If you HAD to pick one, would it be @GuyKawasaki or Scott @laughingsquid? Tuff one. Like British vs US "The Office" or beer vs more beer #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — ROOT CANAL! WOOT! http://youtu.be/Q-IkvYukv6s?a #
- I'd better not find out my dentist is an Rx prude tomorrow. Root canal equals Percocet. Final offer. Codeine's no better than sweet tarts. #
- Oh man. Just had a horrid image I can't get out of head. So I thought I'd depress you with it. Twitter and YouTube during the real 911. #
- Let's all go back to USPS mail. http://bit.ly/PostalRatesInflationAdjusted 44 cents is a bargain and it smells better than tweets. #
- But let's face it, Goofus would throw a better party than Gallant. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Flow http://youtu.be/2Rar4mH3MKk?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Don't Edit and Drive http://youtu.be/70MvnlGaHuk?a #
- On phone with mom, and skype with @cbgfilms, so I gave charlie my mom's e-mail and they're chatting it up. #
- OMG just found @winekone @edbassmaster @nalts vintage video: 300ish views: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7GODGT7mHA #
- Like time travel. Just found @happyslip's best interview EVER. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMFeTqSnDC8 #
- Yeah what happened to bubble gum tree show? I lack the magic to spawn a second channel like shaycarl and charlestrippy. #
- Tagged: @tomgreenlive – http://twitpic.com/2p6bb6 #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Tom Green and Highlights Magazine http://youtu.be/9pNNAMvKzu8?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — WHO'S a BABY!? http://youtu.be/uK_tK5ImgRE?a #
- I just registered for e-Patient Connections 2010 Conference at https://www.regonline.com/e_patient_connections_2010_conference #
- Philip K. Jamal knows a good book when he sees one. Can you TOP this!? Thanks! http://amzn.to/PhilipKJamalftw http://twitpic.com/2pgfg6 #
- #beyondviral @daisywhitney Am I eligible? I want a signed copy. And a magic meatball. I'll use it to cure hunger. #
- hey you're four degrees of separation from icarly, because she did a show with fred, who i met at youtube live, and you follow me. #
- If @smoshanthony and @smoshian had a baby. Pot? Collect call from kettle. You're black. 🙂 http://twitpic.com/2pgw4o #
- BREATHE. But Don't blink and you'll find me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DruAVXatMCI (repoweramerica). 🙂 http://twitpic.com/2pgxkf #
- Never trust the words "business opportunity." It's code for "I'd like to make you my gimp." #
- My real stalker @stalkerofnalts (no it's not me) just returned home from photographing spiders. #
- Wasted too much time on my twitter background. GRR. #
- Diggin' Fred Movie with my kids and 4 extras. Grant: "This movie needs to get funnier" (then he laughed at Kevin minutes later). #
- Live Fred Movie? DOWN with Variety. http://bit.ly/VarietyHatesYouTube #SuckItVariety @clipcritics #
- Fred Movie: Mom debut! #
- We're loving it, @FredFigglehorn 8 kids gathered around, and we dig your variety and that BACK FLIP! #
- Dude, @johncena stole my role as Fred's Dad on Fred Movie. I was the original… years ago. http://bit.ly/FredsDad #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Fred Movie http://youtu.be/KDzlfgsbUyk?a #
- All the hot chicks hang out in the WillVideoforFood comment sections. We call them WVFF back rowers. @annspade @nutcheese @reubnick #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Bieber as Beaver http://youtu.be/avpMG4SsApc?a #
- Wait. What? "Beyond Viral" is the #5 bestseller on Amazon's web marketing, and the official release is this week…. http://fb.me/JLANWYZ1 #
- This is what it's like doing social-media marketing in pharmaceutical industry (shot pre hair transplant): http://blip.tv/file/2732683 #
- Me on THIS WEEK in MEDIA 201: "Beyond Viral" http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-week-in-media-201-beyond/id146254025?i=87406309 #
- I can make just one person fall asleep reading my book, then I've lived. @stalkerofnalts vs angry cleaning lady named nutcheese #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — free books http://youtu.be/QC1Z6mdD8zY?a #
- #NoYouCant Tweet this message for a chance to win a private @IMAX 3D screening of DreamWorks Animation's @Megamind http://t.co/1xPFVwj #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Im a Kindorgartin Teachor Now http://youtu.be/wbAZK-Q9NO8?a #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- Just uploaded your four winners on Twitpic. Hurry! #
- This has to be democratic. How can I crowdsource this pedicure color fairly? Green seems to lead, but I value everyone's opinion. Ugh! #
- My wife says green and that you have to pick one. But Furnifer has a point. That's playing it a little too safe. #
- Such a big decision. And it's almost time. What to do?! http://twitpic.com/2nssrx #
- Pedicure color is more difficult that picking a spouse or career. Hot pink would be a statement. But too obvious? #
- Decided! Wife not happy. Here's the before. Drum roll time… http://twitpic.com/2nsw8f #
- Damn that was a tough call. Thanks. Video coming on unclenalts when I get home. I heart u. http://twitpic.com/2nsx2d #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — First Pedicure http://youtu.be/_GuPqX9kwog?a #
- Yeyy I have 4Square friends. Now what is 4Square? Something to do with location sharing? http://twitpic.com/2nxu1y #
- Ga nite from me and my pretty toenails. Dream of warm fuzzies. -nalts http://twitpic.com/2nxvk9 #
- http://twitpic.com/2nxvk9 – Gross. I'm gonna puke. Your toes are all warped and misshaped like a genetic mutation. #
- What'd ya think of Smosh's "sellout" video for Butterfinger? I'm on fence. #
- Great YouTubers Brand-Agents AdAge & TubeMogul Forgot: clownpenis69, jellybiscuit, the toad, locomama, emelina, mrpregnant… Who else? #
- That's just mean… giving special-needs guy a gallon of Red Bull and a script. http://huff.to/9uuXhX via @huffingtonpost #
- CRAP. @adage @youtube writer (Irina Slutsky) emailed me last week. I missed it. I need to hire an inbox temp. First annoyingorange now this. #
- SELLLLOUTS! 😉 @buckhollywood, @charlestrippy, @shaycarl, @ijustine, @smosh, @mysteryguitarm http://sellouts.ofnalts.com/ #
- PG&E offering $50K to people who lost home in gas explosion because "it's the right thing to do." So BP of you! How about a free t-shirt? #
- Michael Moore thinks you're an annoying, idiot bigot, even if you agree with him. So don't try to to suck up to him- it just pisses him off. #
- Meet @cbgfilms. Made kevinnalts.com and now my book site. We've never met, he lives in UK, and I think he's 11. http://twitpic.com/2o9iue #
- TOMORROW I'M TYPING ALL CAPS ONLY, AND I'M GOING TO SCREAM EVERYTHING I SAY! MAYBE I'LL VIDEOTAPE SOME REACTIONS! #
- IT'S ALL CAPS TUESDAY! WHO'S WITH ME! EVERYTHING YOU TYPE TODAY. HEY THAT PHALIC BANANA AD IS STARTING TO ANNOY ME. SEE IT? #
- FACEBOOK'S MOST FREUDIAN AD EVER. http://fb.me/zIn8dOAM #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — ALL CAP TUESDAY http://youtu.be/Y1IonZiqmqk?a #
Vidcon 2010 – Nalts Speaks
Nalts at Vidcon 2010
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cutesy of stalkerofnalts