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		<title>Tuesday&#8217;s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 15:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Shoot Like Pro (on Budget) http://youtu.be/mqTs1PID22U?a # Saucy Booger. Ever heard that? # Rolled backward down escalator at mall, like the older man. Wife wasn&#039;t amused but at least she videotaped it. # Thanks @zackscott for writing all the offensive lined in &#34;GPS Troll.&#34; http://youtu.be/MtJ1iXXw_-U # Rolled backward down [...]]]></description>
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<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Shoot Like Pro (on Budget) <a href="http://youtu.be/mqTs1PID22U?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/mqTs1PID22U?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/19787873309954049" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Saucy Booger. Ever heard that? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/19847519395647491" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Rolled backward down escalator at mall, like the older man. Wife wasn&#039;t amused but at least she videotaped it. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/19911446578073600" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Thanks @<a href="http://twitter.com/zackscott" class="aktt_username">zackscott</a> for writing all the offensive lined in &quot;GPS Troll.&quot; <a href="http://youtu.be/MtJ1iXXw_-U" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/MtJ1iXXw_-U</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20177395524837376" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Rolled backward down escalator at mall, like the older man. Wife wasn&#039;t amused but at least she videotaped it. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20254998604550144" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Just had nice visit with Poptent&#039;s Neil Perry. I hope I mentioned them in my book. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20255479011745793" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Obnoxious Holiday Cards <a href="http://youtu.be/IaXEcy0g_lQ?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/IaXEcy0g_lQ?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20622075060297728" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; YouTube&#039;s New Year&#039;s Resolutions <a href="http://youtu.be/DhkTi9XInMU?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/DhkTi9XInMU?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20716901097279489" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/youtube" class="aktt_username">youtube</a> Our 10 YouTube New Year&#039;s Resolutions. Viewers come first, so you&#039;re last. <a href="http://bit.ly/youtubeNYresolutions" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/youtubeNYresolutions</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20719793527062528" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Track yo stats on youtube: <a href="http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/nalts" rel="nofollow">http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/nalts</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20720831726358529" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Stupid diet ads. Don&#039;t they realize I won&#039;t care for another day, at which point nothing else will matter? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20846163599040513" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The boys on 4chan have a DatAss thread. Anime butts. All the rage. <a href="http://bit.ly/4chanDATASS" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/4chanDATASS</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20850705988325377" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Tyreke Evans hits a 50-foot SWOOSH. <a href="http://yhoo.it/TyrekeSWOOSH" rel="nofollow">http://yhoo.it/TyrekeSWOOSH</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20851452897394691" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Dead or alive? Keep current. <a href="http://bit.ly/TheyDiedIn2010" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/TheyDiedIn2010</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20851769269551105" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Only for long-time, hard-core Onion fans. <a href="http://on.fb.me/SecretONIONgroup" rel="nofollow">http://on.fb.me/SecretONIONgroup</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20851991953543168" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>What tech FAILED and WINNED in 2010? <a href="http://bit.ly/2010TechWinsFails" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/2010TechWinsFails</a> @<a href="http://twitter.com/techcrunch" class="aktt_username">techcrunch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20852612609871872" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Slept through 2010? @<a href="http://twitter.com/watchmojo" class="aktt_username">watchmojo</a> takes care of you. <a href="http://bit.ly/AllThatMattered2010" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/AllThatMattered2010</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20859495370457089" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>OMG exclusive footage of Mr. Safety running up steps like girl! Thanks @<a href="http://twitter.com/katersoneseven" class="aktt_username">katersoneseven</a> and @<a href="http://twitter.com/smpfilms" class="aktt_username">smpfilms</a>. SAUCY! <a href="http://bit.ly/HeRunsLikeGirl" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/HeRunsLikeGirl</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20870539522347008" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I love that our videos are getting spammed. It&#039;s like memory lane! @<a href="http://twitter.com/mugglesam" class="aktt_username">mugglesam</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20870896466006018" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Courtesy of @<a href="http://twitter.com/foreveramber" class="aktt_username">foreveramber</a> help this dude help stop cancer or you&#039;re pro-cancer. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/Bribryontour" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/Bribryontour</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20916145204756481" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; YouTube Dreams <a href="http://youtu.be/xkcfhrtexMM?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/xkcfhrtexMM?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/20917109735292929" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Film/TV stars doing television commercials before fame (curated just for you tonight): <a href="http://bit.ly/PreFameCommercials" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/PreFameCommercials</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21028837777215489" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>We&#039;re bowling. Who&#039;s having the most boring NYE? <a href="http://twitpic.com/3lv1na" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3lv1na</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21054685846700033" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Just had nice visit with Poptent&#039;s Neil Perry. I hope I mentioned them in my book. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21056777609023488" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>(I&#039;ll spare you the details of my bowling) <a href="http://twitpic.com/3lvazm" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3lvazm</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21059240248475648" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>So I&#039;m already #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%231" class="aktt_hashtag">1</a> on Google image search for &quot;YouTube loser.&quot; what should this optimize for? <a href="http://twitpic.com/3lvhht" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3lvhht</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21062443224530945" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Tweet you next year. Rabbit rabbit rabbit. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21066757611462656" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Happy New Year! Can you read my new hat or do I need to make the text bigger? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21092135482687488" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; First Minutes on 1-1-11 (yto 247) <a href="http://youtu.be/W47DAtU0Cs8?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/W47DAtU0Cs8?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21260689578393600" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Curated spam-free search alternative to Google @<a href="http://twitter.com/blekko" class="aktt_username">blekko</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21281341974777856" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Thanks @<a href="http://twitter.com/maoneill" class="aktt_username">maoneill</a> for compiling an awesome list of online-video enthusiasts, websites and news. <a href="http://bit.ly/OnlineVideoPeeps" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/OnlineVideoPeeps</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21289911797686272" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Why are things from &quot;I hate steven singer&quot; ended up in my mailbox? Shirts, mugs, pens. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21309050448777216" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I wanna to rent an RV with the kids and drive through 48 states this summer. Anyone wanna sponsor it? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21309538464440321" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>4 years before @<a href="http://twitter.com/annoyingorange" class="aktt_username">annoyingorange</a> @daneboe had &quot;annoying bird&quot; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1LJENqUsOQ" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1LJENqUsOQ</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21320024237019136" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Who wants to help dig through the closets of famous YouTubers and expose their first embarrassments? <a href="http://bit.ly/YouTubeCloset" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/YouTubeCloset</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23YT1" class="aktt_hashtag">YT1</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21327441339355136" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Katie&#039;s Cooking. Want red noodles or just plain lard ones? <a href="http://twitpic.com/3mgjx1" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3mgjx1</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21686979167002624" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; How to Win Pine Wood Derby <a href="http://youtu.be/i6q4RubU-RI?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/i6q4RubU-RI?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21705145599401984" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Not that you asked, but here are my sponsored videos. Some seen 50K others millions. <a href="http://sponsoredvideos.ofnalts.com/" rel="nofollow">http://sponsoredvideos.ofnalts.com/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21965357807833088" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>GET RICH slowly on Twitter (or at least get lots of creepy followers) @<a href="http://twitter.com/chrisbrogan" class="aktt_username">chrisbrogan</a> <a href="http://ow.ly/3xrNV" rel="nofollow">http://ow.ly/3xrNV</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/21965676134535168" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>First Gmail ad I clicked in a while. Fear=nice attention getter. Only ad today that didn&#039;t say &quot;lose weight.&quot; <a href="http://twitpic.com/3mqyny" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3mqyny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/22016785033199616" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Yo Nerdfighters. Whose booking early for Vidcon2011? And which vlogbrother is a glutton for punishment? <a href="http://bit.ly/VidCon2011" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/VidCon2011</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/22063545734660097" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Wow Tim Street knows about Shaycarl? My worlds are colliding and I think I LIKE it. @<a href="http://twitter.com/1timstreet" class="aktt_username">1timstreet</a> @shaytards <a href="http://twitter.com/1timstreet/statuses/22048720031846400" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to 1timstreet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/22063746977374208" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Tuesday&#8217;s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense</title>
		<link>http://willvideoforfood.com/2010/12/28/tuesdays-tweets-my-last-7-days-of-nonsense-18/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 15:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nalts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN): own or pwn? http://youtu.be/DN7N2_g1P54?a # &#34;Take a walk with a turtle and let him keep pace&#34; Bruce Fieler (Council of Dads author) on public radio just now. # Net neutrality 101. What matters to you. Simplified to &#34;shit and pipes&#34; for you. http://bit.ly/ShitsAndPipes # Just [...]]]></description>
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<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN): own or pwn? <a href="http://youtu.be/DN7N2_g1P54?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/DN7N2_g1P54?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17242102228328449" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;Take a walk with a turtle and let him keep pace&quot; Bruce Fieler (Council of Dads author) on public radio just now. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17270372873273344" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Net neutrality 101. What matters to you. Simplified to &quot;shit and pipes&quot; for you. <a href="http://bit.ly/ShitsAndPipes" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/ShitsAndPipes</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17369731975614464" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Just found the kids left Addicting Games playing on the computer. Do they think bandwidth grows on f&#039;ing trees? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17396856845766656" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Enchantment: The Art of Changing Hearts, Minds, and Actions by Guy Kawasaki <a href="http://t.co/RjkPHpZ" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/RjkPHpZ</a> via @<a href="http://twitter.com/amazon" class="aktt_username">amazon</a> Just preordered it. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17398316643909632" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>OMG I love you Internet. Everyday by Buddy Holly! <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17408260076216321" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Touch my junk <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17408445636419584" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>No wonder I got the Buddy Holly earworm. It&#039;s winter solstice and the lyrics: &quot;Every day seems a little longer.&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17408925057949696" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Buckle up, kids. The &quot;Ballad of Evil Hank Ninja Cowboy Cannibal Time Traveler&quot; begins soon: <a href="http://bit.ly/HankNinjaCowboy" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/HankNinjaCowboy</a> @<a href="http://twitter.com/songadaymann" class="aktt_username">songadaymann</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17555865640902656" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Andy get that girl a razor. That&#039;s nasty. @<a href="http://twitter.com/AndyMilonakis" class="aktt_username">AndyMilonakis</a> @lily_waronker  <a href="http://twitpic.com/3id7w2" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3id7w2</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17556885813071872" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Holy shit. Is it just me, or the Internet totally weird and funny today? I want to punch you then bite your fat hairy arm, Internet. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17558197963333632" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>No. @<a href="http://twitter.com/JohnLacey" class="aktt_username">JohnLacey</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23stuffiwonder" class="aktt_hashtag">stuffiwonder</a> <a href="http://twitpic.com/3idbj0" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3idbj0</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17559855166394368" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Want to help me create a humor/comedy profiling tool? Short (5 min) survey. THANKS! <a href="http://survey.ofnalts.com/" rel="nofollow">http://survey.ofnalts.com/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17631929813704704" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Hash tags will seem retro. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%232011predictions" class="aktt_hashtag">2011predictions</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17633156517597187" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>She&#039;s learned to ignore me. She does watch Buckley and Trippy&#039;s videos though. @<a href="http://twitter.com/JohnLacey" class="aktt_username">JohnLacey</a> @SmileyD <a href="http://twitter.com/JohnLacey/statuses/17572132238139392" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to JohnLacey</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17633781041078272" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>You get to pick 8 animals. Here&#039;s help: <a href="http://bit.ly/AnimalNAMES" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/AnimalNAMES</a> short humor survey here: <a href="http://survey.ofnalts.com/" rel="nofollow">http://survey.ofnalts.com/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17634470244909057" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Tumbleweeds blow across Twitter to rattlesnake sounds and WAH WAH WAH. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%232011predictions" class="aktt_hashtag">2011predictions</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17634978238038017" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I can&#039;t decide if it&#039;s okay for me to like this video. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC0VruuNDL0" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC0VruuNDL0</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17641288333524992" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>What am I experiencing? Short breath, sweat, weak stomach, headache. All sudden. May puke on twitter. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17695899434098688" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>It must have sucked for Jesus to be born during the most stressful and commercial time of the year. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17997608265981952" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Can you find me? I&#039;m the one in the hat. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxurzKYcwXc" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxurzKYcwXc</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/18036173800742912" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Freddy&#039;s a licker <a href="http://twitpic.com/3ixbw3" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3ixbw3</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/18135518529200128" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>A fast-food flash mob breaks out in Church. <a href="http://bit.ly/ChurchFastFood" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/ChurchFastFood</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/18297139020955648" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Koi pond fail <a href="http://twitpic.com/3j3j2k" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3j3j2k</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/18298993536667648" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Dreamt about YouTubers last night. @<a href="http://twitter.com/nalts" class="aktt_username">nalts</a> lost most of his hair and got horrendous looking hair plugs. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/18362869074628608" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Also dreamt I was naked in a cafeteria and Greg Benson of @<a href="http://twitter.com/mediocrefilms" class="aktt_username">mediocrefilms</a> was sitting at a table laughing at me. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/18363943688867841" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Nite B4 Xmas and THANKS <a href="http://youtu.be/XIOiVmQpceY?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/XIOiVmQpceY?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/18428896839991296" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My son, Grant, just now: &quot;Dad you were alive in the 19s!?&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/18464252092227584" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Christmas Eve&#8230; the Nalty gang. <img src='http://willvideoforfood.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />    Hey 15 minutes! <a href="http://twitpic.com/3jcxym" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3jcxym</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/18528452500004864" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>He sees you when you&#039;re sleeping. Scary Santa. One of the first videos I posted with a young Charlie terrified. <a href="http://bit.ly/HorrorSanta" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/HorrorSanta</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/18528872991559680" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>MERRY Saturday and a HAPPY weekend! <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/18662141011689472" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Elderly lady gets black eye &quot;from falling&quot; not from alcoholic daughter. <a href="http://bit.ly/BlackEyeMom" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/BlackEyeMom</a> @<a href="http://twitter.com/marquisdejolie" class="aktt_username">marquisdejolie</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/18826825656442880" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Cell Phone Surprise <a href="http://youtu.be/14FN7n8-FZs?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/14FN7n8-FZs?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/18844578564022272" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If you love @<a href="http://twitter.com/julianunes" class="aktt_username">julianunes</a> you may also love @<a href="http://twitter.com/DannaRichards" class="aktt_username">DannaRichards</a>. TRY not to dance to this. <a href="http://bit.ly/lalaSMILE" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/lalaSMILE</a>  via @<a href="http://twitter.com/shaycarl" class="aktt_username">shaycarl</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/19076736276758528" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Schweet. SchNOW. Schunday! <a href="http://bit.ly/SNOWSUNDAY" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/SNOWSUNDAY</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/19084641373786114" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I got the most heartfelt personalized video from a youtuber that&#039;s risen far past me. It made me feel nice. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/19086224505438208" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; SNOW Kidding <a href="http://youtu.be/0-8z00gJp0Y?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/0-8z00gJp0Y?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/19146558503129088" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Top 40 iPhone apps of 2010 by @<a href="http://twitter.com/techcrunch" class="aktt_username">techcrunch</a> <a href="http://tcrn.ch/iPhoneBesties" rel="nofollow">http://tcrn.ch/iPhoneBesties</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/19393779010109441" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Three years of Christmas morning in one video. <img src='http://willvideoforfood.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://youtu.be/NOyoyVTMXIE" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/NOyoyVTMXIE</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/19566296056209408" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 15:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nalts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What we can learn from 2010&#039;s most &#34;viral&#34; videos. http://bit.ly/What2010ViralTaughtUs # &#34;LOL&#34; is so 10 minutes ago. Try &#34;haha,&#34; or the timeless &#34;teehee&#34; # Someone just sent me Santa&#039;s voicemail 401-285-2025 # ??? (&#34;kkk&#34;) and ??? (&#34;hhh&#34;) are usually used to indicate laughter in Korea. # Hey @nextnew, @youtube told me she thinks you&#039;re totally [...]]]></description>
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<li>What we can learn from 2010&#039;s most &quot;viral&quot; videos. <a href="http://bit.ly/What2010ViralTaughtUs" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/What2010ViralTaughtUs</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/14719302691192832" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;LOL&quot; is so 10 minutes ago. Try &quot;haha,&quot; or the timeless &quot;teehee&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15116749884100608" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Someone just sent me Santa&#039;s voicemail 401-285-2025 <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15159459437350912" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>??? (&quot;kkk&quot;) and ??? (&quot;hhh&quot;) are usually used to indicate laughter in Korea. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15160335178670080" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Hey @<a href="http://twitter.com/nextnew" class="aktt_username">nextnew</a>, @<a href="http://twitter.com/youtube" class="aktt_username">youtube</a> told me she thinks you&#039;re totally hot, and she wants to hook up. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15192110646956032" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Yo @<a href="http://twitter.com/youtube" class="aktt_username">youtube</a> @nextnew told me he&#039;s too embarrassed to ask you out but totally has a crush on you. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15192258181595136" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>For all the time you&#039;re glued to that phone, Grandpa Ben, @<a href="http://twitter.com/benrelles" class="aktt_username">benrelles</a>&#8230; you should learn to Tweet like us young peeps. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15192629553664000" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Right- I could have embarrassed people in greater scale. @<a href="http://twitter.com/RhettCandy" class="aktt_username">RhettCandy</a> @youtube @<a href="http://twitter.com/nextnew" class="aktt_username">nextnew</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/RhettCandy/statuses/15192532556189696" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to RhettCandy</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15192792200384513" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>GREAT book, Kevin. What a holiday gift. <a href="http://t.co/P9fmCyJ" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/P9fmCyJ</a> (shut up you whore) <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15538661512716290" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Synergy in action: @<a href="http://twitter.com/daneboe" class="aktt_username">daneboe</a> @partnersproject @<a href="http://twitter.com/annoyingorange" class="aktt_username">annoyingorange</a> @shiralazar <a href="http://bit.ly/PeachInterviewsOrange" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/PeachInterviewsOrange</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/daneboe/statuses/15500182661636096" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to daneboe</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15544992059625472" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Hush. Daddy is taking a nap. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15547799479259136" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/CNN" class="aktt_username">CNN</a> YouTube Stars Still Alive. &lt;- nice fact checking <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15568318417076225" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/CNN" class="aktt_username">CNN</a> Boy Stuck in Helium Balloon is Danny Devito&#039;s Dead Son <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15569068291530752" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>PLEASE tell me someone made a t-shirt out of Morgan Freeman CNN death rumor. It&#039;s been hours people. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15569622442971136" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/CNN" class="aktt_username">CNN</a> We Wish to Clarify It Was Captain Morgan Who Died Today <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15569840030883840" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Morgan Freeman&#039;s VOICE proving he&#039;s alive! <a href="http://bit.ly/MORGAN-FREEMAN-ALIVE" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/MORGAN-FREEMAN-ALIVE</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15589655214817281" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RT @<a href="http://twitter.com/Whitehouse" class="aktt_username">Whitehouse</a> We are bombing Russia. -&gt; oh mercy! <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15621667401236480" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Weeee! You can&#039;t appreciate this but I&#039;m zooming in/out via the mouse pad thing on my mac. Weee! <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15652020480376832" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Facebook is using facial recognition. Twitter thought Morgan Freeman was dead. Let&#039;s all play a big joke and&#8230; <a href="http://fb.me/Of3gfnMS" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/Of3gfnMS</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15654337426493440" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Pick a Morgan Freeman, give him someone&#039;s name. It&#039;s a wonderful chance for US TO BEAT THE MACHINES! <a href="http://fb.me/yoIPnqHd" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/yoIPnqHd</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15654574190759936" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Just one more thing. CNN will aggressively investigate this hoax: <a href="http://bit.ly/MORGAN-FREEMAN-ALIVE" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/MORGAN-FREEMAN-ALIVE</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15656884971245570" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Guy who started Morgan Freeman death rumor &#8211;&gt;@originalcjizzle Yeyy. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S03VJF00mZc" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S03VJF00mZc</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/originalcjizzle/statuses/15636715687387136" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to originalcjizzle</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15661743996932096" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Okay I swear this is my last tweet for the night: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp0-yDJAtWQ" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp0-yDJAtWQ</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15664987561267200" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>P4a at Boston airport Finishing my video @<a href="http://twitter.com/YouTube" class="aktt_username">YouTube</a> nerdfigters projectforawesome. Go help!! <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15845902128250881" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Anyone know when the next YouTube gathering is? I fancy nipping charlieissocoollike&#039;s new camera. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15920381537820672" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My Fiji water tastes like burnt rubber or plastic. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15921497667280896" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Christmas! Sony Internet TV googletv!! Thanks @<a href="http://twitter.com/YouTube" class="aktt_username">YouTube</a> <a href="http://twitpic.com/3gwpk4" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3gwpk4</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/15935359300931584" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Search YouTube for &quot;morgan freeman casket&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/16116292176056320" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I earned the Lurker sticker on @<a href="http://twitter.com/GetGlue" class="aktt_username">GetGlue</a>! <a href="http://bit.ly/gTC0GI" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/gTC0GI</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/16139474949898240" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitpic.com/3h80hc" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3h80hc</a> &#8211; Seen above: Nerd visor, autographed book and black foot cast per this video: <a href="http://bit.ly/p4aRAFFLE" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/p4aRAFFLE</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/16257141375508480" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Sometimes at parties I go off by myself and take a photograph of me and tweet it. Is that sad? <a href="http://twitpic.com/3h9lnh" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3h9lnh</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/16302582586679297" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;Bed Intruder&quot; by Antoine Dodson (auto-tuned viral song by Gregory Brothers) is now a capella CHOIR song! <a href="http://bit.ly/BedIntruderChoir" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/BedIntruderChoir</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/16567703921754112" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23p4a" class="aktt_hashtag">p4a</a> Someone tell Green brothers- I can&#039;t get thru! <a href="http://twitpic.com/3h80hc" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3h80hc</a> (my auction loot) per video: <a href="http://bit.ly/p4aRAFFLE" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/p4aRAFFLE</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/16569005074546688" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Real friends don&#039;t pour on too much shit when a friend sucks at steady communication. Right? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/16980535012229120" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Contest for worst corporate eGreeting!!! <a href="http://bit.ly/CrappyEGreeting" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/CrappyEGreeting</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23HolidaySpam" class="aktt_hashtag">HolidaySpam</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/16987485355642880" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>How did you express yourself prior to Twitter, Dr. Pemberton? @<a href="http://twitter.com/docpemberton" class="aktt_username">docpemberton</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/17031181627293696" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Tuesday&#8217;s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 15:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nalts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Best Video Bloggers on YouTube http://youtu.be/TwB4uSmCpBA?a # Learning autotune using @katinatreesee # Christmas gift to me on way! GOOGLETV via Sony 46 inch TV. WAHOO http://bit.ly/GOOGLETVSONY # Let&#039;s devolve together. My adaptation of Darwin&#039;s evolutionary progress. http://twitpic.com/3e1a0l # You&#039;re devolving. Yey! http://fb.me/MT4hqFi1 # Congratulations on becoming a YouTube partner [...]]]></description>
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<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Best Video Bloggers on YouTube <a href="http://youtu.be/TwB4uSmCpBA?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/TwB4uSmCpBA?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/12192796010094592" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Learning autotune using @<a href="http://twitter.com/katinatreesee" class="aktt_username">katinatreesee</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/12219800143011840" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Christmas gift to me on way! GOOGLETV via Sony 46 inch TV. WAHOO <a href="http://bit.ly/GOOGLETVSONY" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/GOOGLETVSONY</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/12265768238456833" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Let&#039;s devolve together. My adaptation of Darwin&#039;s evolutionary progress.  <a href="http://twitpic.com/3e1a0l" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3e1a0l</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/12477615398981632" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>You&#039;re devolving. Yey! <a href="http://fb.me/MT4hqFi1" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/MT4hqFi1</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/12483567401566208" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Congratulations on becoming a YouTube partner @<a href="http://twitter.com/Katinatreesee" class="aktt_username">Katinatreesee</a>. Don&#039;t forget to sign up at wawa weenk nyo nyo meeep dot com. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/12505433306566657" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Survival of the Twittest. Print THAT on a shirt @<a href="http://twitter.com/stalkerofnalts" class="aktt_username">stalkerofnalts</a>. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/12506023914905601" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Wanted to be grownup. Take NYC subway. Bought app. Got lost. 2 hrs later, back at Penn station. NYC trains 1. Nalts 0. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/12654791368900609" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Oh NJ Rail take me out of this Salvador Dali flu nightmare you call NYC public transport. No more unchaperoned tri <a href="http://twitpic.com/3e6lus" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3e6lus</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/12656923274903552" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>VIDEO: GRENADE Parody ReJECTed <a href="http://tmogul.com/tweet/Yx_zj" rel="nofollow">http://tmogul.com/tweet/Yx_zj</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/12730965478608896" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>May shoot drunk-Santa prank (no kids). What would the recently-fired mall Santa mumble to himself? Not in Santa character obviously. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/12870876970098688" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Anyone else having awful time logging into @<a href="http://twitter.com/YouTube" class="aktt_username">YouTube</a> past 24 hours regardless of account browser or device? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/12946788407316481" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Forgot to invite someone to a party? Feeling guilty? I&#039;ll cover for you: <a href="http://bit.ly/InviteFail" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/InviteFail</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13281998680358912" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>VIDEO: True Meaning of Christmas <a href="http://tmogul.com/tweet/lzW3j" rel="nofollow">http://tmogul.com/tweet/lzW3j</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13284186211229696" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Want to have Dan Pink&#039;s autograph on your copy of my &quot;Beyond Viral&quot; book? It&#039;s free: <a href="http://www.danpink.com/bp" rel="nofollow">http://www.danpink.com/bp</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13342177732067328" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Which kid were you? I know I&#039;m old, but I thought you guys were out of school. @<a href="http://twitter.com/thefinebros" class="aktt_username">thefinebros</a> @epicwinftw <a href="http://twitter.com/thefinebros/statuses/13341975474343936" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to thefinebros</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13342516149489664" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Search YouTube&#039;s comments for the word &quot;Fart&quot; with one click. To think I GIVE this stuff away&#8230;. <a href="http://bit.ly/SearchFartonYouTube" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/SearchFartonYouTube</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13343493044830208" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Groupon = &quot;‘N Sync Of Websites” <a href="http://t.co/hgba1ae" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/hgba1ae</a> via @<a href="http://twitter.com/techcrunch" class="aktt_username">techcrunch</a> Yeah and I&#039;m the Bob Saget of YouTube. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13344445386719232" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I think every teenager with an iPhone needs this for the holiday gift. <a href="http://bit.ly/iPhoneYAWNCase" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/iPhoneYAWNCase</a> (but I&#039;m, yawn, biased). BORING! <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13363665860296704" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Kate Plus Eight release &quot;best Christmas fights&quot; DVD <a href="http://youtu.be/mXW0IHfjk3g" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/mXW0IHfjk3g</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13379425215184897" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The nice thing about re-gifting last year&#039;s bottle of 2007 Pinot Noir is it&#039;s worth more. Maybe less true of last year&#039;s fruitcake. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13382817165611008" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>There are actually only 49 fruitcakes in regift circulation. None are younger than 11 years. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13383085127114752" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;ve saved a lot of money on typewriter ribbons since Twitter went digital. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13384301345243136" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Goodnight my brother with another mother. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13428991163637760" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Can someone make sure Bruno Mars sees this piece of shit? <a href="http://youtu.be/_PQ9l4tU7-8" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/_PQ9l4tU7-8</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13438291781099520" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Just read a comment from someone named Rachel that likes my facial hair. So yeh. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13439679680483328" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Hush. I&#039;m listening to Julia Nunes. Bought her on iTunes. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13442299304345600" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Watched this in driveway before going inside to bed. Nunes you&#039;re awesome.  <a href="http://youtu.be/_itJ5cVQjeU" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/_itJ5cVQjeU</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13447161517711360" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Go now and sub to TheJessyKShow. Funny as hell real-life comic taking @<a href="http://twitter.com/youtube" class="aktt_username">youtube</a> by storm. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13572111444484096" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;m probably gonna ask Clinton do my next YouTube video. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13573756203044864" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Y&#039;all vote for Heady please? Applaud her for quitting smoking and making &quot;MS her bitch&quot; TAPP <a href="http://tappco.de/a35aY-ccYjk" rel="nofollow">http://tappco.de/a35aY-ccYjk</a> @<a href="http://twitter.com/Heady1313" class="aktt_username">Heady1313</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/Heady1313/statuses/13572802665779202" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to Heady1313</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13574976049254400" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Who? Is that a cat? @<a href="http://twitter.com/robdehaven" class="aktt_username">robdehaven</a> @stevegarfield (yeah we wrote books in the same @<a href="http://twitter.com/Davidmscott" class="aktt_username">Davidmscott</a> series And it&#039;s COLD here but no fog. <a href="http://twitter.com/robdehaven/statuses/13574403782615041" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to robdehaven</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13579156897927169" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I don&#039;t care what THEY say. You&#039;re the majutiest.  <a href="http://twitpic.com/3exr0v" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3exr0v</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13581039762931712" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The iPad 2 is going to have 2 cameras, a phone, and time-travel capability so I can go back to college and fix some regrets. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13582568716763137" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>But #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23ifsantawasblack" class="aktt_hashtag">ifsantawasblack</a> it would be un-pc for white people to dress up like him, and then how would I make $11 an hour at the malls? HOW? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13582861965721600" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Watching Charlie Brown&#039;s Christmas Special. It&#039;s still as touching and boring as I remember it from childhood. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13585661646864384" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>A holiday gift for your spoiled &quot;jelly fingers&quot; kid. Learn &#039;em to tell time wrongly. <a href="http://learningclock.ofnalts.com/" rel="nofollow">http://learningclock.ofnalts.com/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13641100124233728" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>At party. Went to basement alone to watch YouTube. My wife found me. How&#039;d she know!? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13791385954033664" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Don&#039;t tell my brother in law but his holiday party is so boring. I usually sneak home or fall asleep in an upstairs bedroom under coats. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13791669874851840" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Let&#039;s keep it real. A bad day online is better than a great day with IRL people. Who&#039;s with me? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13791961903267840" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I wonder when my inlaws will discover this. <a href="http://twitpic.com/3f53je" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3f53je</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13802487802761216" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Some poor dude just picked our secret Santa Pollyanna gift. Toilet ape. <a href="http://twitpic.com/3f54gj" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3f54gj</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/13803123768299520" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Here&#039;s what I&#039;m buying @<a href="http://twitter.com/stalkerofnalts" class="aktt_username">stalkerofnalts</a> for Christmas. A few grand worth of Canon accessories. Or not. <a href="http://canonaccessories.ofnalts.com/" rel="nofollow">http://canonaccessories.ofnalts.com/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/14101208788635648" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>How to pick best videocamera for 2011? I just made this draft website to help people. FEEDBACK welcome! <a href="http://shootlikepro.ofnalts.com/" rel="nofollow">http://shootlikepro.ofnalts.com/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/14172876781395968" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Tuesday&#8217;s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 10:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I made a list of my priorities I&#039;d be less overwhelmed. But I&#039;d lose it anyway because it would get boring. # Let&#039;s all confess our medicine cabinets. I dare you. adderall, cymbalta, xanax, finasteride&#8230; #RxConfessions # I can&#039;t decide if I should try heavier meds, or get used to the lipstick I smear [...]]]></description>
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<li>If I made a list of my priorities I&#039;d be less overwhelmed. But I&#039;d lose it anyway because it would get boring. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9666258240806913" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Let&#039;s all confess our medicine cabinets. I dare you. adderall, cymbalta, xanax, finasteride&#8230; #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23RxConfessions" class="aktt_hashtag">RxConfessions</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9667243168243712" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I can&#039;t decide if I should try heavier meds, or get used to the lipstick I smear on my face while I rock. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9667620869513216" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Oh crap. I&#039;m reading @<a href="http://twitter.com/Murderdollie" class="aktt_username">Murderdollie</a>&#039;s tweet history like it was shakespeare. Turning&#8230; into&#8230;. @<a href="http://twitter.com/seanbedlam" class="aktt_username">seanbedlam</a>. Argggh!!! <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9669087890251776" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Holy crap. Twitter is fun again. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9669511225544704" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I think Freddy my lab is happier than me. He naps more calmly and a little play makes him insanely euphoric. I want to be a dog in life 2.o <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9670801221484544" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>A sad site at a local bookstore. <img src='http://willvideoforfood.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  @<a href="http://twitter.com/dmscott" class="aktt_username">dmscott</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23contentrules" class="aktt_hashtag">contentrules</a> @<a href="http://twitter.com/stevegarfield" class="aktt_username">stevegarfield</a> <a href="http://twitpic.com/3bo5a8" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3bo5a8</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9671926507118592" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I hate to brag, but my @<a href="http://twitter.com/twitpic" class="aktt_username">twitpic</a> stream is really entertaining (at least to me). <a href="http://www.twitpic.com/photos/nalts" rel="nofollow">http://www.twitpic.com/photos/nalts</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9672502674460672" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Wake up twitter or buddhacharlie and I will bring back ALL CAPS TUESDAY <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9676768730423296" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>As I drifted off to sleep at 3 am I said to myself&#8230; now where&#039;s tmt? Really. @<a href="http://twitter.com/themtythor" class="aktt_username">themtythor</a> @StalkerOfNalts <a href="http://twitter.com/themtythor/statuses/9674364765085696" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to themtythor</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9676970157674496" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;ve never enjoyed Facebook as much before this gem and never will again. Thanks JoeShields.  <a href="http://twitpic.com/3bobhi" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3bobhi</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9678398196555776" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitpic.com/3bobhi" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3bobhi</a> &#8211; iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9679468633264128" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I went to the unicorn zoo with @<a href="http://twitter.com/stalkerofnalts" class="aktt_username">stalkerofnalts</a> on Monday. He took some pictures. <a href="http://bit.ly/unicornzoo" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/unicornzoo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9679957940772864" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>if only you knew the effort involved in providing you with gems like this. <a href="http://bit.ly/CrowCries" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/CrowCries</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9680932290170880" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>KICKASS! Just out my iPhone has VoiceTime feature. LIVE voice-to-voice without need for wireless connection. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9683121435836416" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>SOS. My wife made me wait in car. I think she&#039;s got me at a mental ward. <a href="http://twitpic.com/3boqmo" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3boqmo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9694192158646273" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Now she&#039;s making me talk to norm and i can&#039;t stop laughing.. see YouTube/unclenalts. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9694400187727872" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Bad sitcom <a href="http://youtu.be/AKsL9LAyrY0?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/AKsL9LAyrY0?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9695116549685248" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Me to almost inhumanely perfect looking starbucks person: &quot;are you an avatar?&quot; best comeback ever: &quot;should you be driving?&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9699593021292544" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Lez remake odd couple tv show with norm the used car guy and Starbucks avatar as rookies. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9700804025913344" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23HowDoYouKnow" class="aktt_hashtag">HowDoYouKnow</a> how Reese Witherspoon is immune to aging? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9708509058834432" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Thanks, Dick. My kids can&#039;t sleep now. @<a href="http://twitter.com/zackscott" class="aktt_username">zackscott</a> <a href="http://bit.ly/eNoidHORROR" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/eNoidHORROR</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9800065166082048" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Uncle Touchy&#039;s Naked Puzzle Basement. <a href="http://bit.ly/UncleTouchy" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/UncleTouchy</a> courtesy Patton Oswalt  @<a href="http://twitter.com/zackscott" class="aktt_username">zackscott</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9804310787391488" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Horror Story for Kids <a href="http://youtu.be/PWJ81S8bF_8?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/PWJ81S8bF_8?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9805122116780033" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Shut up. Here&#039;s a life hack. Stop working or start. <a href="http://bit.ly/30and30" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/30and30</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10057199879454720" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If Modern Family and The Office had an Internet-Video baby, this would be it. bit.ly/hzdVZZ <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10057535805456384" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; How to Vlog (fakely) <a href="http://youtu.be/__DhJ1Ubl9E?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/__DhJ1Ubl9E?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10061729190907904" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I just decided I to need to go to the NY CollegeHumor office tomorrow and poke Amir. @<a href="http://twitter.com/jakeandamir" class="aktt_username">jakeandamir</a> Maybe spin him three times. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10087011163578368" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Unfollow Wednesday @<a href="http://twitter.com/petercoffin" class="aktt_username">petercoffin</a> @edbassmaster @<a href="http://twitter.com/charlestrippy" class="aktt_username">charlestrippy</a>. Well not really. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10087643970801664" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Heh. Your profile picture is like we snuck into your office while you were absorbed in some deep programing. @<a href="http://twitter.com/wolfespring" class="aktt_username">wolfespring</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10338438167404544" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I just discovered a website where you can share videos&#8230; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10338590059925504" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I want to go see John and Hank green in la dec 17-18 for awesome project. Yey suck reduction, nerdfightets! <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10405267430703104" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;ve decided to opt put of the recession. Care to join me? #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23optoutrecession" class="aktt_hashtag">optoutrecession</a>  Just decide to ignore it even if it&#039;s hard. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10405579331739648" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>How long could you go without sun? Me a week max. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10412734562701312" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My former employer, Merck, made the Vioxx lawyer CEO. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23BadIdeaJeans" class="aktt_hashtag">BadIdeaJeans</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10415301434802176" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I hate when people use Twitter for blatant promotion. Nature shots? Sure. But don&#039;t promote. <a href="http://twitpic.com/3ca02e" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3ca02e</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10434062334300160" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Welcome back WVFF Back Rowers. <img src='http://willvideoforfood.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://bit.ly/WVFFBackRow" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/WVFFBackRow</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10491813123063808" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Check it: cool new social media site. You&#039;re limited to 140 characters but it&#039;s fun: <a href="http://www.twitter.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.twitter.com</a>. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10494603044069376" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>No offense AltaVista buy I&#039;m leaving you for this new search engine: <a href="http://www.google.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.google.com</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10494747156156416" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I should charge for these killer websites I find: <a href="http://listserv.fnal.gov/" rel="nofollow">http://listserv.fnal.gov/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10495036923846656" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>(yawn). Did it work? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10508479756242944" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Thank goodness I caught a trailer of the Yogi Bear movie I might have gone to see it. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10516034314309632" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Even and amoeba learns by repetition. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10516448262758400" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Even an amoeba learns by repetition. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10516508216131584" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Even an amoeba learns thru repetition. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10516651015409664" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; FIX SUBSCRIPTION BOX!! <a href="http://youtu.be/HnqklQZGcQw?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/HnqklQZGcQw?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10702216641904640" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Trying to trick Akinator by growing a beard and fattening up. @<a href="http://twitter.com/ShayCarl" class="aktt_username">ShayCarl</a> @shaytards <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10703299032387584" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Oh it&#039;s a fractured foot. Nice. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10730856595333121" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Woah check out the CD-ROM of my fractured foot. <a href="http://twitpic.com/3ciw5c" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3ciw5c</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10736912331444224" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I hope they give me a cast. Never had one. Which color? <a href="http://twitpic.com/3ciy5e" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3ciy5e</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10738449443192832" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>They&#039;re bringing crutches to me. Playing with this shitty app while I wait. <a href="http://twitpic.com/3ciz4x" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3ciz4x</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10739232138072064" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>It&#039;s about time my lousy HMO paid for video props. <a href="http://twitpic.com/3cj35h" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3cj35h</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10742543675301888" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>No I&#039;ll be fine. I&#039;m fine. Seriously I&#039;m fine. <a href="http://twitpic.com/3cjakr" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3cjakr</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10748860808826883" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I love Freddy so damned much. Just LOOK at this dog! <a href="http://twitpic.com/3ckohz" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3ckohz</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10796054433767425" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Why do dogs lick human faces <a href="http://youtu.be/toEZtrV9K7M?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/toEZtrV9K7M?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10807510076227584" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>VIDEO: Crutches Prat-Fails <a href="http://flic.kr/p/8Y7Rbe" rel="nofollow">http://flic.kr/p/8Y7Rbe</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/10823957431189504" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Make your own Nancy Grace show on CNN.com&#8230; <a href="http://bit.ly/NancyGraceCompetitor" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/NancyGraceCompetitor</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11084821539332096" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>.•´¯`•.¸¸.•´¯`•.¸¸. &gt;&lt;((((º&gt; ¯`•.¸¸.&gt;&lt;((((º&gt;¯`•.¸¸.&gt;&lt;((((º&gt; <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11093395569123328" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The hardest part of being a dad? The forced, frequent contact with annoying parents of your kids&#039; friends. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11094089910976512" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>There are two types of people. Those who get excited when the phone rings. And those of us who would rather hear a chalkboard scratched. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11100337070931968" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Some bastard is calling my house and phone right now. But my leg hurts too much to see who it is. I&#039;ll admit it&#039;s kinda funny. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11101067613831168" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Promote Your Vlog <a href="http://youtu.be/DLw0tyWWezA?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/DLw0tyWWezA?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11113552563671041" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; AMAZING Beyblade Spin <a href="http://youtu.be/Ut0rXmG5ZUA?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/Ut0rXmG5ZUA?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11147889162067968" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>You&#039;ve been nice. Here&#039;s a prize! Free mini-poster: <a href="http://bit.ly/FreeMiniPoster" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/FreeMiniPoster</a>. I just bought loot from <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/nalts" rel="nofollow">http://www.cafepress.com/nalts</a>. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11400883170447360" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Been naughty? Skip this post. But I think you&#039;ve been nice so here&#039;s a prize. Free mini-poster:&#8230; <a href="http://fb.me/PR3JYdOc" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/PR3JYdOc</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11401332619476992" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Where are they NOW? Name a YouTuber that you miss. @<a href="http://twitter.com/zipster08" class="aktt_username">zipster08</a> @renetto @<a href="http://twitter.com/happyslip" class="aktt_username">happyslip</a> <a href="http://twitpic.com/3darrf" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3darrf</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11552780590252032" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>.sdrawkcab teewt tsal taht tog I .spoohW <a href="http://twitpic.com/3dasch" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3dasch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11553302147760128" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;ll be @<a href="http://twitter.com/stalkertard" class="aktt_username">stalkertard</a> doesn&#039;t shop at The Evil Electronics store, @<a href="http://twitter.com/stalkerofnalts" class="aktt_username">stalkerofnalts</a>. That yellow sign makes me nauseated. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11574829014589440" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Live German television show car jumping fail. OUCH. <a href="http://bit.ly/WettenDasFail" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/WettenDasFail</a>  (Wetten Das). <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11760769133711360" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Less boring than normal: crack-cocaine squirrels, unibrow professors and live TV fail: <a href="http://www.willvideoforfood.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.willvideoforfood.com</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11788518237933568" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Scrambled eggs get cold too fast. That&#039;s all I&#039;m saying. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11790568795410432" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>kickback ransom bribe price fix blackmail OIG harassment fired #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23WordsNotToUseinCompanyEmail" class="aktt_hashtag">WordsNotToUseinCompanyEmail</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/11864214406692864" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Tuesday&#8217;s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Naltswim http://twitpic.com/39k06k # I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Pool Shark http://youtu.be/TSlTGaRwDFY?a # Sprained right foot? Or something else? http://twitpic.com/39ur6p # I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Balcony Fall http://youtu.be/ZW1BBuAqiVY?a # Ewww. My foot is puffy and changing colors. Stupid balcony. http://twitpic.com/3a2xpg # Yeyyy Thanksgiving Day travel!! http://twitpic.com/3a6eyc # I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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<li>Naltswim <a href="http://twitpic.com/39k06k" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/39k06k</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/7177610530394112" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Pool Shark <a href="http://youtu.be/TSlTGaRwDFY?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/TSlTGaRwDFY?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/7184047683932160" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Sprained right foot? Or something else? <a href="http://twitpic.com/39ur6p" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/39ur6p</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/7567523566325760" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Balcony Fall <a href="http://youtu.be/ZW1BBuAqiVY?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/ZW1BBuAqiVY?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/7569270519111680" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Ewww. My foot is puffy and changing colors. Stupid balcony. <a href="http://twitpic.com/3a2xpg" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3a2xpg</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/7854735650459648" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Yeyyy Thanksgiving Day travel!! <a href="http://twitpic.com/3a6eyc" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3a6eyc</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/7950987524308992" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Oh Freddy Tree <a href="http://youtu.be/FwnWPafQshg?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/FwnWPafQshg?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8210349773819904" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Out Takes of NNN Spotlight <a href="http://youtu.be/iX0ymJwc9aE?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/iX0ymJwc9aE?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8221332923752448" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Do I need to get an xray or is this just a stupid foot sprain?  <a href="http://twitpic.com/3aerje" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3aerje</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8223471494496256" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Bored? 10 of my own videos I like best. You can rip &#039;em for free too. <a href="http://vidster.ofnalts.com/" rel="nofollow">http://vidster.ofnalts.com/</a> @<a href="http://twitter.com/vidster" class="aktt_username">vidster</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8253144840540160" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Happy Birthday JENNIFER! Oh wait you don&#039;t use twitter. Maybe Matz will tell you. Oh heck- I&#039;ll call. You are my sister. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8260548667899905" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitpic.com/3aerje" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3aerje</a> &#8211; Not yet. Still on balcony if you&#039;re brave enough @<a href="http://twitter.com/forevamber" class="aktt_username">forevamber</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8260844399894528" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Seriously if you don&#039;t watch Modern Family, go watch every episode. It&#039;s the only show I can recommend without any qualifications. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8262302226718720" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Does it ever feel to you like only about 12 of us use Twitter? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8262654355312641" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Watching iCarly and my gnarly foot is kinda throbbing. <a href="http://bit.ly/gnarlyFOOT" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/gnarlyFOOT</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8312528778035201" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Yey FourSquare finally comes in handy. @<a href="http://twitter.com/pipistrello" class="aktt_username">pipistrello</a> is coming over. Gnarly feet won&#039;t stop me from a gentleman caller. <a href="http://twitter.com/pipistrello/statuses/8312069774381056" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to pipistrello</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8313649684811776" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; GNARLY foot EXPOSED! <a href="http://youtu.be/oQOuqTZcobg?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/oQOuqTZcobg?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8320023651155968" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If someone you know mostly from social media (like @<a href="http://twitter.com/Zipster08" class="aktt_username">Zipster08</a>) died tonight, how would the information spread? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8364721208037376" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I love that Twitter told me &quot;people similar&quot; to @<a href="http://twitter.com/nutcheese" class="aktt_username">nutcheese</a> include @<a href="http://twitter.com/blargal" class="aktt_username">blargal</a>. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8365147475152896" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Okay now I&#039;m getting nervous about people dying. Sukatra&#039;s alive.@ _bson_- probably. Rey- check. Lemonette? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8367331369553920" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; If YouTuber Dies? <a href="http://youtu.be/9PBkvoQAksA?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/9PBkvoQAksA?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8367720517074944" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Oh wait- here&#039;s a solution. Say &quot;eye&quot; if you&#039;re still alive! We&#039;ll know you&#039;re still kicking (but you may just be dreaming). <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8368975821934592" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitpic.com/3ak70u" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3ak70u</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8383768691740672" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The crack cocaine of YouTube statistics: <a href="http://wp.me/p7Vf6-1WT" rel="nofollow">http://wp.me/p7Vf6-1WT</a> @<a href="http://twitter.com/MYU2B" class="aktt_username">MYU2B</a> @Renetto <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8392046012272640" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Keurig K-Kup by Folgers? That&#039;s like a Starbucks &quot;Dunkin Flavored&quot; coffee. Marketing 101: &quot;Fancyname&quot; (by Folgers) not &quot;Folgers Gourmet.&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8504867593134081" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Sanford &amp; Son collected junk. And grew pot. Fo real. <a href="http://bit.ly/SanfordSonijuana" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/SanfordSonijuana</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8524432884637697" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Wait @<a href="http://twitter.com/podcasting101" class="aktt_username">podcasting101</a> is still alive? I thought @<a href="http://twitter.com/smpfilms" class="aktt_username">smpfilms</a> killed him at 777. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8528914796257281" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Hey @<a href="http://twitter.com/zackscott" class="aktt_username">zackscott</a>. @<a href="http://twitter.com/daneboe" class="aktt_username">daneboe</a> called. He said lose the pineapple thumbnail for a month then bring it back in 2011 as &quot;retro&quot; gesture. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8530811615715328" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Kinda regretting accepting foursquare friend request from ImgonnaROByourHOUSE2738. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8532474019708928" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Spongebob&#039;s Musical Doodle Earworm: <a href="http://bit.ly/doddoooo" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/doddoooo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8568715675176960" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Chief Wannafieldgoal likes computer painting. @<a href="http://twitter.com/grantbw" class="aktt_username">grantbw</a> Photo: Arecibo, Puerto Rico (by Minno Ramirez) <a href="http://tumblr.com/xtbs67j22" rel="nofollow">http://tumblr.com/xtbs67j22</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/grantbw/statuses/8568837519708160" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to grantbw</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8569347840679936" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Wifeofnalts and Freddy <a href="http://twitpic.com/3ary0t" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3ary0t</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8606165806092288" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Trying to stop it is futile. So listen now to the musical doodle (Spongebob&#039;s earworm)&#8230;. <a href="http://fb.me/BHhWyHvR" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/BHhWyHvR</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8618663364005888" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitpic.com/3ary0t" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3ary0t</a> &#8211; Oh shoot. Freddy IS stoned. Now think&#8230; was it Renetto, Reyeuro or SMPFilms? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8622995232792576" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I love you @<a href="http://twitter.com/CrappyCartoons" class="aktt_username">CrappyCartoons</a> for remembering that Paul IS a tool. @<a href="http://twitter.com/renetto" class="aktt_username">renetto</a> @nutcheese <a href="http://twitter.com/CrappyCartoons/statuses/8581870002372609" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to CrappyCartoons</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8623324213018624" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Just discovered @<a href="http://twitter.com/BurkeLife" class="aktt_username">BurkeLife</a>. May want to check &#039;em out: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/burkelife" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/burkelife</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8694997805174784" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>You can invite anyone on the planet to your &quot;parasocial dinner party.&quot; Who would you have? #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23parasocialdinnerparty" class="aktt_hashtag">parasocialdinnerparty</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8874459997929472" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>For sheer laughs, I&#039;d pick these fellas: <a href="http://bit.ly/ParaSocialDinnerParty" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/ParaSocialDinnerParty</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8874552071299072" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If you&#039;re looking for meat and veggies at the Twitter Cafe, follow @<a href="http://twitter.com/DeepakChopra" class="aktt_username">DeepakChopra</a>. I&#039;ll provide the after-dinner mints. <a href="http://twitter.com/DeepakChopra/statuses/8872785459806208" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to DeepakChopra</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8874911045001217" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>YouTuber Messymya&#039;s funeral in New Orleans <a href="http://videos.nola.com/times-picayune/2010/11/messy_mya_funeral.html" rel="nofollow">http://videos.nola.com/times-picayune/2010/11/messy_mya_funeral.html</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8896058776092672" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li><a href="http://twitpic.com/3b294b" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3b294b</a> &#8211; Oh that wasn&#039;t an ad. Cool graphics. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8903284081303552" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>From now on I&#039;m going to take an original photo for each blog post at <a href="http://willvideoforfood.com" rel="nofollow">http://willvideoforfood.com</a>. Check out my latest two. <img src='http://willvideoforfood.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8912525118676992" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Donkey Bites Charlie <a href="http://youtu.be/1s_0fwtTUs0?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/1s_0fwtTUs0?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/8982401480921089" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>VIDEO: Gum Tree <a href="http://tmogul.com/tweet/HzvEe" rel="nofollow">http://tmogul.com/tweet/HzvEe</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9034854863732736" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Congrats to @<a href="http://twitter.com/jakeandamir" class="aktt_username">jakeandamir</a> @collegehumor for the Entertainment Weekly cover story! <a href="http://bit.ly/jakeamirEW" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/jakeamirEW</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9053042192162816" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Congratulations to Jake and Amir (CollegeHumor Jake &amp; Amir show) for the COVER story on Entertainment Weekly. <a href="http://fb.me/AcFghjtM" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/AcFghjtM</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9053321759293441" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Why Google &quot;retargeting&quot; banners &gt; Santa Claus&#8230; <a href="http://bit.ly/SantaRetargets" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/SantaRetargets</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9210394862166016" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Video: 4-year-old plants chewed gum. Tree grows with freshly-wrapped pieces, ripe for picking. <a href="http://bit.ly/GumTree" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/GumTree</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9236049934942208" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Better late than never. @<a href="http://twitter.com/bobjenz" class="aktt_username">bobjenz</a> out-Sandlers Adam Sandler. Poor Uncle Ted. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytBSUCerfMc" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytBSUCerfMc</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9394195051585536" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Still don&#039;t know what&#039;s up with my foot (sprain?) but Flector Patch is so awesome. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9395026673016832" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>&quot;That&#039;s not Miranda Cosgrove singing.&quot; &quot;Yes it is Dad.&quot; &quot;Then why isn&#039;t it on iTunes?&quot; &quot;Nothing is on iTunes, Dad. iTunes is a fail.&quot; <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9424470066331649" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I earned the Globe Trotter(10) sticker on @<a href="http://twitter.com/GetGlue" class="aktt_username">GetGlue</a>! <a href="http://is.gd/hYgVd" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/hYgVd</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9440090430382080" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Bob Woodward is on Larry King talking eerily slow. He plays a crappy Robert Redford. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9440451140517888" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Don&#039;t tell anyone that uses Facebook, but it sucks. The only thing I can figure out is the birthdays and ads. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9444807315296256" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Proof that it&#039;s not about who you follow, it&#039;s about their profile pictures. Wow what a collection. <a href="http://twitpic.com/3bhuvs" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3bhuvs</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9446303561940992" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My wife is playing some crap on ABC that is combining Christmas and Country. It&#039;s like kid songs and yodeling. Ammonia and clorox. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9447403232960512" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Could someone please tell my wife to turn off this bloody country ABC crap? <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=757332732" rel="nofollow">http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=757332732</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9447822394916864" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Who&#039;s up for a chat? Join me @ <a href="http://tinychat.com/ziggyiscute" rel="nofollow">http://tinychat.com/ziggyiscute</a> &#8211; 6 others are already here <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9448997219471360" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Video Phone CONSPIRACY <a href="http://youtu.be/nndD69ex4iU?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/nndD69ex4iU?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/9501917390573568" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Tuesday&#8217;s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 10:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nalts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poor youth today. Never heard of Common Eilleen. # Browsed Sharper Image. Cool stuff. If I had money I&#039;d buy all that crap, but never unbox it. Just hoard it. # You look sleepy. Take a nap. Yahoo says it&#039;s good for you. http://bit.ly/ScrewItAndNAP # Hey Internet- you&#039;re boring today. And it&#039;s Tuesday so that&#039;s [...]]]></description>
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<li>Poor youth today. Never heard of Common Eilleen. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4534967841325056" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Browsed Sharper Image. Cool stuff. If I had money I&#039;d buy all that crap, but never unbox it. Just hoard it. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4568437338669056" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>You look sleepy. Take a nap. Yahoo says it&#039;s good for you. <a href="http://bit.ly/ScrewItAndNAP" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/ScrewItAndNAP</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4605521751449600" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Hey Internet- you&#039;re boring today. And it&#039;s Tuesday so that&#039;s sad. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4607802525884416" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If we&#039;re past racism why aren&#039;t there any black people on out currency? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4611605606178816" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>RMAO RMAO where for art though RMAO <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4616825358782464" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If the year was 1911 what would you do to make a living. I&#039;ll start. Failed inventor. Like Edison but I&#039;d give up too early. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4618448978051072" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Wish I was a monkey. I&#039;d be charlieissocoollike&#039;s favorite pet, and I could toss my poop without going to jail. Not the red ass ones. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4621736117014528" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Princess Camilla got engaged in Buckingham Palace. Something like that. I have a forgetful memory. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4869899058941952" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>3 magic words guaranteed to get you out of ANY awkward situation. <a href="http://bit.ly/3MagicWords" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/3MagicWords</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4871328620351488" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If there was such thing as an honest but kind human mirror, it would be Justin, who made this: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/24y9mvo" rel="nofollow">http://tinyurl.com/24y9mvo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4985574876250112" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Oh did I mention I joined @<a href="http://twitter.com/nextnewnetworks" class="aktt_username">nextnewnetworks</a>? I got a free logo mascot and the kids broke it. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4985870402719744" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Two autographed Beyond Virals in Philly Airport Borders. I love sneaking jn and doing that. Never been caught (yet). <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5016808046206976" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Dad can I borrow your headphones? Ok. Careful. They&#039;re new Skull Candies. Dad can I eat them? No Grant. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5076753051553792" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Old People Skating to Organ Music <a href="http://youtu.be/QTH22DUzXaM?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/QTH22DUzXaM?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5274127191515136" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Sticker from toy makes a nice crotch sticker for me. <a href="http://twitpic.com/37y8y2" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/37y8y2</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5307573850865664" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; florida arrival <a href="http://youtu.be/NpVoaao1zww?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/NpVoaao1zww?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5322261200379904" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My sister @<a href="http://twitter.com/alteregoelphaba" class="aktt_username">alteregoelphaba</a> wants to be in a &quot;hey Molly&quot; video in an OCD way @<a href="http://twitter.com/hankgreen" class="aktt_username">hankgreen</a> @mikelombardo. How about a cameo? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5384808356126721" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Car condom? Mummy mobile? <a href="http://twitpic.com/380lh6" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/380lh6</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5395528225398784" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Caption me <a href="http://twitpic.com/388mh2" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/388mh2</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5673273786372096" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>F YOU rule 21. You&#039;re not the boss of me. <a href="http://twitpic.com/389prm" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/389prm</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5711773076299776" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; skate P U N K S <a href="http://youtu.be/bIQDPK9hrpI?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/bIQDPK9hrpI?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5717326016024576" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Kevjumba REALLY makes it. In my mother-in-law&#039;s &quot;scandal sheets.&quot; Long way since hbolabs &quot;hooking up.&quot; <a href="http://twitpic.com/38b4ls" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/38b4ls</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5761148242632704" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>VIDEO: BEHIND the BAT <a href="http://tmogul.com/tweet/9aizl" rel="nofollow">http://tmogul.com/tweet/9aizl</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5786147263352833" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Just reduced Nalts mug on cafe press to lowest possible price (I make zero income from it). Spice up your morning&#8230; <a href="http://fb.me/AUe5MP6E" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/AUe5MP6E</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5790887116279808" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My brother takes WAY cooler photos than me (see him in New Orleans): <a href="http://brotherphoto.ofnalts.com/" rel="nofollow">http://brotherphoto.ofnalts.com/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5793768796069888" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Best captions on moss beard: @<a href="http://twitter.com/islandgal7" class="aktt_username">islandgal7</a>, @<a href="http://twitter.com/blargal" class="aktt_username">blargal</a>, @<a href="http://twitter.com/sukatra" class="aktt_username">sukatra</a>, @<a href="http://twitter.com/NYBrad" class="aktt_username">NYBrad</a>, @<a href="http://twitter.com/VlogBogdan" class="aktt_username">VlogBogdan</a>, @<a href="http://twitter.com/PeteDTweets" class="aktt_username">PeteDTweets</a> <a href="http://twitpic.com/38ca1c" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/38ca1c</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/5796236498046977" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Watch out, normal people. We&#039;re 20% and growing. <a href="http://www.cnbc.com/id/40257359" rel="nofollow">http://www.cnbc.com/id/40257359</a> YEAH MENTALS! <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/6021400422776832" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Mr. Nalty <a href="http://youtu.be/A_TJCXPS6qs?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/A_TJCXPS6qs?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/6096613822959616" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I like boats. Especially when I don&#039;t own them. <a href="http://twitpic.com/38mpgh" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/38mpgh</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/6099352615387136" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Me at fake Miami apartment of &quot;Burn Notice&quot; CIA spy Michael Westen (Jeffrey Donovan) @<a href="http://twitter.com/burnnotice_usa" class="aktt_username">burnnotice_usa</a> <a href="http://twitpic.com/38y2mw" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/38y2mw</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/6424691333926912" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Stalking Burn Notice Set <a href="http://youtu.be/9cb5HqdnkOY?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/9cb5HqdnkOY?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/6453326702968832" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Artistic or not <a href="http://twitpic.com/38ziqh" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/38ziqh</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/6474012490207232" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Tuesday&#8217;s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense</title>
		<link>http://willvideoforfood.com/2010/11/16/tuesdays-tweets-my-last-7-days-of-nonsense-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 10:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nalts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I turned the college mascot, Jack the Bulldog, into a nun to promote the Georgetown events on campus. They made us stop using her. Hmm. # My journalism professor liked my interview with the transgender musician so much he read it to the class. I made it up. # I didn&#039;t expect the pendulum to [...]]]></description>
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<li>I turned the college mascot, Jack the Bulldog, into a nun to promote the Georgetown events on campus. They made us stop using her. Hmm. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1997058131103744" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My journalism professor liked my interview with the transgender musician so much he read it to the class. I made it up. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1997790959894528" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I didn&#039;t expect the pendulum to smash through the Dayton University window in 1988 when I woke it from hibernation. Arch fail. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1998698506625025" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Jesuit High School tolerated my underground cartoon until I exposed the Principal&#039;s liquor cabinet my sister told me was in his office. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1999406576435200" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I heisted the bully&#039;s locker combo from the office and gifted him rancid milk before Christmas holiday. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2000859823079424" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Miserable. Depressed. Then I realized the source. &quot;You can&#039;t fight crazy.&quot; But wait- I&#039;M CRAZIER than the plaintiff. Back to life. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2436039742324736" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Damn @<a href="http://twitter.com/stalkerofnalts" class="aktt_username">stalkerofnalts</a> you just saved me a $15 therapy co-pay. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2438099720216576" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Who wants to stop using e-mail for a year? Meeee. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2449454741323776" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;m in the mood to find a new social media site, spend an hour on a profile, and never return. Anything new and hot?! <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2479056498987008" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>You should be able to sort your Twitter following by how good looking they are. I just want to see cute thumbnails not read. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2479308538912768" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Thanks, Tim and Mike. I&#039;m making $590,000 a year on Blip.tv. @<a href="http://twitter.com/1timstreet" class="aktt_username">1timstreet</a> @mhudack @<a href="http://twitter.com/bliptv" class="aktt_username">bliptv</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/1timstreet/statuses/2479006549016577" class="aktt_tweet_reply">in reply to 1timstreet</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2479536801320960" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>A news site&#039;s twitter account that actually has a not boring voice. @<a href="http://twitter.com/NewTeeVee" class="aktt_username">NewTeeVee</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2480200105328640" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Thanks, Mike. But that was me in drag. @<a href="http://twitter.com/buckhollywood" class="aktt_username">buckhollywood</a> @TheRealRyanHiga @<a href="http://twitter.com/tweetthestation" class="aktt_username">tweetthestation</a> (wrote this b4 your tweet but error stg) <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2480410067992577" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>This book is missing nothing about YouTube that I know about. #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23BeyondViral" class="aktt_hashtag">BeyondViral</a> (via @<a href="http://twitter.com/GetGlue" class="aktt_username">GetGlue</a>) <a href="http://bit.ly/c0vhmk" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/c0vhmk</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2489591504310273" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Wow- everything on Twitter today is about me! Whoops. On the ol&#039; Nalts ego-search results page. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2490175024275456" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Find me hiding in today&#039;s @<a href="http://twitter.com/BarelyPolitical" class="aktt_username">BarelyPolitical</a> video, and win a free copy of my book. <a href="http://bit.ly/cisWIg" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/cisWIg</a> (hint- red hat) <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2490666017890304" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Sorry about the tweet binge (takes adderall, goes back to sobbing). <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2491277178310656" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If you&#039;d like to sue me, may I recommend Sokolove Law? (see photo for new specialty area). Not an endorsement, but&#8230; <a href="http://fb.me/FdwnJuFZ" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/FdwnJuFZ</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2511464959057920" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>He&#039;s sooo cute&#8230; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJAbH4UdciM#t=1m11s" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJAbH4UdciM#t=1m11s</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2522578602164224" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Behind the scenes on my MAJOR cameo on Barely Political/Key of Awesome&#8230; with Mark Douglas and Obama Girl (waits&#8230; <a href="http://fb.me/G0dTRieb" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/G0dTRieb</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2524938120462336" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>We can identify &quot;signals&quot; of ad engagement beyond clicks. @<a href="http://twitter.com/jasonkrebs" class="aktt_username">jasonkrebs</a> at @<a href="http://twitter.com/digiday" class="aktt_username">digiday</a>. What are signals? Waiting for that. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2760471669112832" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Diet campaign. Location important? Nope. Time is higher-value &quot;signal.&quot; Now I&#039;m hungry. @<a href="http://twitter.com/jasonkrebs" class="aktt_username">jasonkrebs</a> @digiday <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2760799021957120" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Sorry Rooster and Lillie. I&#039;m Fagin not Warbucks. Try big Pharma. Sokolove Legal. $ <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2787405153173504" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Sue eeeeee! What? I&#039;m just talking to my pig. Stop analyzing everything. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2788010563207169" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Maybe tonight I&#039;ll catch the mouse with the human ear (seen in my profile thumbnail). Erie, you hear me? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2788695505637378" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Driving to Waldorf NYC to see my fancy attorney cousin Bob who used to shoot me with his BB gun. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2789003988312064" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Friends are nice. I&#039;ve let myself forget that too much as a busy dad, husband, defendant and consultant. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/2809816426741760" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>NewTeeVee Live 2010 Was On Fire <a href="http://t.co/sxzRBAD" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/sxzRBAD</a> via @<a href="http://twitter.com/newteevee" class="aktt_username">newteevee</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/3035780578545665" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I won a computer for a penny on @<a href="http://twitter.com/Quibids" class="aktt_username">Quibids</a>. No, I didn&#039;t. It&#039;s a SCAM. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/3038103962910720" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Why you shouldn&#039;t let your 10 and 13 year old use your computer <a href="http://twitpic.com/3656kp" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3656kp</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/3077868540137472" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Phone facial recognition detects bool cover in a way that i <a href="http://youtu.be/KL1Mg2gjXYw?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/KL1Mg2gjXYw?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/3083133062746112" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Homophobe Fail <a href="http://youtu.be/G-Hgsfzs_ss?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/G-Hgsfzs_ss?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/3143912214495232" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Did someone leave a dead mouse on my wife&#039;s windshield? Not cool. I&#039;d never do that. Oh wait it was me. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/3241644442787840" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Just spoke to Sukatra. One of the best peeps in YouTube community and greatest commenter ever. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/3241950752804864" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>“@tomgreenlive: If you can figure out how to boost my viewers and twitter following that would be genius.  Any web geniuses out there?”<br />
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<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; shnibl show! <a href="http://youtu.be/P3qJlgU8L0o?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/P3qJlgU8L0o?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/3486218457194496" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Iyam sofri ginp rity <a href="http://fb.me/zfNPOS2f" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/zfNPOS2f</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/3884853154029568" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Goodbye Pig <a href="http://youtu.be/TOrE6VE8kaA?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/TOrE6VE8kaA?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/3938091253366785" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Make your own poor man&#039;s youtube fred shirt. Fred figglehorn. Reversed for printing on ink jet iron-on. <a href="http://twitpic.com/36xp4s" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/36xp4s</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/3946905583230977" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Will someone PLEASE remix this song? SHNIBL! <a href="http://shnibl.ofnalts.com/" rel="nofollow">http://shnibl.ofnalts.com/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4000934552150018" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Boxbe goes mental with email spam <a href="http://twitpic.com/372vxr" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/372vxr</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4151964921233408" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I can&#039;t recall a better gift than this!! @<a href="http://twitter.com/songadaymann" class="aktt_username">songadaymann</a> (he remixed Charlie) <a href="http://soundcloud.com/jonathanmann/the-shnibl-show-theme" rel="nofollow">http://soundcloud.com/jonathanmann/the-shnibl-show-theme</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4153458894577664" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>VIDEO: Best Kids Song Remix Ever! <a href="http://youtu.be/vS_IJrT3wMo" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/vS_IJrT3wMo</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4216546339590145" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>What&#039;s your character who makes schmm sounds? I think you inspired this masterpiece. <a href="http://bit.ly/shnibl" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/shnibl</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4218153957597184" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>When you awaken, @<a href="http://twitter.com/songadaymann" class="aktt_username">songadaymann</a>, know you made my month. BEST YouTUBE Collab of 2010: <a href="http://bit.ly/shnibl" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/shnibl</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4218379594366976" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My son Charlie caught himself on tape with this silly nonsense song. A gifted musician REMIXES it. It&#039;s an ear&#8230; <a href="http://fb.me/z7W6HTB1" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/z7W6HTB1</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4245749437042689" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Mkay go subscribe right now to Jonathan and give him a virtual hug: <a href="http://bit.ly/JonathanShnibls" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/JonathanShnibls</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/4349342055923712" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Tuesday&#8217;s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Whatz YOUR Talent? http://youtu.be/td75iO0IWKE?a # My day in a custom photoshop picture. Ever been on a one-way road to a dead end, with no U-turn? http://twitpic.com/339z36 # What do you do when life tosses you a one-way road to a dead-end but no u-turn is allowed? http://fb.me/Ktkt1OHv # Don&#039;t [...]]]></description>
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<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Whatz YOUR Talent? <a href="http://youtu.be/td75iO0IWKE?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/td75iO0IWKE?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29465314970" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>My day in a custom photoshop picture. Ever been on a one-way road to a dead end, with no U-turn? <a href="http://twitpic.com/339z36" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/339z36</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29486537369" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>What do you do when life tosses you a one-way road to a dead-end but no u-turn is allowed? <a href="http://fb.me/Ktkt1OHv" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/Ktkt1OHv</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29486614570" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Don&#039;t forget not to vote today. You only have the opportunity not to vote every few years. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29487152377" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;m gonna go ahead to sleep. Can someone wake me up in March or April at the latest? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29510860037" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Thanks to Anthrocrane for homemade pupponette. See &quot;making of&quot; video: <a href="http://bit.ly/naltspuppet" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/naltspuppet</a> <a href="http://twitpic.com/33kq2m" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/33kq2m</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29580632451" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If you&#039;re at #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23adtechny" class="aktt_hashtag">adtechny</a> and aren&#039;t boring, want to be in my video? Just need 30-100 seconds of your time for a fun montage. <img src='http://willvideoforfood.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29589283357" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>#<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23adtechny" class="aktt_hashtag">adtechny</a> Once again (like Blogworld) having your face on sign doesn&#039;t mean anyone will let you inside. <a href="http://twitpic.com/33mdxh" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/33mdxh</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29598052685" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Missing #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23adtechny" class="aktt_hashtag">adtechny</a>  Here&#039;s a vital video summary. Well not really. <a href="http://bit.ly/adtechny" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/adtechny</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29607423658" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Geeks Metros and Nerds <a href="http://youtu.be/Iigz3NUiT5Q?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/Iigz3NUiT5Q?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29608070045" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Damn this guy&#039;s smart about online-video marketing. I&#039;m going to remember him. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqT3QiVEBVU" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqT3QiVEBVU</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29610323899" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Thousands at #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23adtechny" class="aktt_hashtag">adtechny</a> got this Fast Company issue featuring YouTubers iJustine and MGM. You go girls! <a href="http://twitpic.com/33st5c" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/33st5c</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29662237941" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If you&#039;re at #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23adtechny" class="aktt_hashtag">adtechny</a>  visit theater 2 in exh room at 3:15. AOL Video, Affine and DynamicVid <a href="http://bit.ly/AdTechNYC-3oclock" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/AdTechNYC-3oclock</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29679080516" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Only an empowered worker can serve an empowered customer. @<a href="http://twitter.com/jbernoff" class="aktt_username">jbernoff</a> <a href="http://forr.com/empo10" rel="nofollow">http://forr.com/empo10</a> #<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23adtechmeme" class="aktt_hashtag">adtechmeme</a> RT!! <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29690137779" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Best texter I know on YouTube = @<a href="http://twitter.com/forevamber" class="aktt_username">forevamber</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/334137068093440" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Just had a chocolate &amp; peanut Turtle. Not really a chocolate guy, but that puppy was just damned good. I&#039;m going to have a third. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/338854250807296" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Zebra Lemon <a href="http://youtu.be/9gLAwLrbtgU?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/9gLAwLrbtgU?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/339611406569472" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Best excuse ever. Try it tomorrow at school, home or work. <a href="http://twitpic.com/33y18g" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/33y18g</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/341722622074881" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Punk yo friends using Windows 7. Type Ctrl+Alt+Left to put them in landscape not portrait mode. Insanely confusing. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/495096277504000" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>YouTube Comedian @<a href="http://twitter.com/shaycarl" class="aktt_username">shaycarl</a> (shaytards) proves that online, like film &amp; TV&#8230; fat = audience. <a href="http://bit.ly/DailyFiberFilms" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/DailyFiberFilms</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/510645975912448" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>An oldie but a goodie. @<a href="http://twitter.com/themtythor" class="aktt_username">themtythor</a> and I prank shay and trippy. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHdgP_80Dcs" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHdgP_80Dcs</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/519252599644160" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Know what im gonna do with my xtra hour from daylite savings? im gonna WUVVV YOU!!! <a href="http://fb.me/NCkgmY41" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/NCkgmY41</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/539216484237312" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>TELL SOMEONE YOU WUV THEM TODAY!!! <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if07n2IhBQ4" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if07n2IhBQ4</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/552387727065089" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; I WUV YOU!!! <a href="http://youtu.be/if07n2IhBQ4?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/if07n2IhBQ4?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/554936429445121" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>OMG my name has become twitter spam because of my interview about viral videos. Oink. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/557223059136512" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>hi i&#039;m a pig <a href="http://fb.me/AhqjupKh" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/AhqjupKh</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/558402061205504" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Hey, @<a href="http://twitter.com/youtube" class="aktt_username">youtube</a>! Free advice to make money (and worth just that). <a href="http://bit.ly/MadisonVsYouTube" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/MadisonVsYouTube</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/589489240018944" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Eaten Alive by 4th graders <a href="http://youtu.be/AWSwOJrtt0w?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/AWSwOJrtt0w?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/628319863177216" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>PPIGGGGGG!!! <a href="http://bit.ly/PIGGY" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/PIGGY</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/635144843042816" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Wowzer. Go here, put thing in basket. Then while you&#039;re on other sites you&#039;ll see Nalts ads magically appear? <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/nalts" rel="nofollow">http://www.cafepress.com/nalts</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/885361404280833" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Pig Mac <a href="http://youtu.be/LGCQ-6lPVg4?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/LGCQ-6lPVg4?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/900097017643008" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I would pay cash to see @<a href="http://twitter.com/tomgreenlive" class="aktt_username">tomgreenlive</a> and @<a href="http://twitter.com/pipistrello" class="aktt_username">pipistrello</a> together. That&#039;s some fun. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/912210733834240" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I posted a new video to Facebook <a href="http://fb.me/APmuwiZ7" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/APmuwiZ7</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/925492379131904" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Epic paint ball wound on Patrick (4th grade) <a href="http://twitpic.com/34g2lf" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/34g2lf</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/929119491596288" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Chris Brogan on how ize gonna be a paid speaker <a href="http://www.chrisbrogan.com/build-a-stage-for-public-speaking/" rel="nofollow">http://www.chrisbrogan.com/build-a-stage-for-public-speaking/</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/953268314312704" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Gap doesn&#039;t have a gay section? <a href="http://twitpic.com/34h34n" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/34h34n</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/956447781298176" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Don&#039;t you hate NAME DROPPERS? <a href="http://bit.ly/iJustineMooching" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/iJustineMooching</a> (iJustine gets killed on Criminal Minds and I exploit it). <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1092245230981120" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>YouTube thumbnail fail <a href="http://twitpic.com/34qn0c" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/34qn0c</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1234548276862976" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>via @<a href="http://twitter.com/TheOnion" class="aktt_username">TheOnion</a> &#8211; Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He&#039;s Crazy Enough To Run North Korea <a href="http://t.co/7laWbMn" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/7laWbMn</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1242564774596608" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Who likes LIKE buttons? Meeeeee. Do YOU? <a href="http://fb.me/LwU4s8IS" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/LwU4s8IS</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1247095419830272" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>The ice cream van is coming for YOU. <a href="http://bit.ly/icecreammankills" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/icecreammankills</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1433330520170496" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Our pig is dancing to &quot;Bacon in the tummy&quot; <a href="http://t.co/AVH0U0U" rel="nofollow">http://t.co/AVH0U0U</a> by @<a href="http://twitter.com/HappySlip" class="aktt_username">HappySlip</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1584097147224065" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Three Blind Mice <a href="http://youtu.be/C9Z2qgrfnjI?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/C9Z2qgrfnjI?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1600825164042241" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Don&#039;t freak out, Kevin. It&#039;s probably just an innocent iPhone holder. Or a killer spider acid flashback. <a href="http://twitpic.com/3513b4" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/3513b4</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1605619203182594" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Psst @<a href="http://twitter.com/YouTube" class="aktt_username">YouTube</a>. Now that @<a href="http://twitter.com/Chad_Hurley" class="aktt_username">Chad_Hurley</a> is knitting, how about a name change? No cathode ray tubes and I&#039;m not watching me anymore. SxeDawson? <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1609379149250560" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Congrats @<a href="http://twitter.com/Twitvid" class="aktt_username">Twitvid</a> on the growth. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1609850110877696" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Pondering the awe and mystery of accent circonflexe. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1610530695421952" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I post my best online-video tips on <a href="http://www.WillVideoForFood.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.WillVideoForFood.com</a> on weekends, when nobody reads blogs. That way nobody steals my ideas. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1612412977414144" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Did Chilean miner Edison Pena beat Subway&#039;s Jared in the NYC marathon? That&#039;d be ironic. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1615581925089280" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; A NYC Poem <a href="http://youtu.be/RKitOU96EdA?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/RKitOU96EdA?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1831677705850880" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Leaving NYC just now inspired me to my first video poem (30 sec) <a href="http://is.gd/gQVmh" rel="nofollow">http://is.gd/gQVmh</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1832742580912128" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>If every football game had a play like this I&#039;d be a sports junky.  <a href="http://youtu.be/0UIdI8khMkw" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/0UIdI8khMkw</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1856438687236096" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Like BarelyPolitical&#039;s Key of Awesome? Wait until you see Wednesday&#039;s episode, girlfriend. <a href="http://twitpic.com/358gph" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/358gph</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/1868789587120128" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Tuesday&#8217;s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 10:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nalts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Freddy rules http://twitpic.com/316i5s # Dogs rule http://twitpic.com/316jb2 # I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Dumber Than 5th Grader http://youtu.be/Og4WoEvoSg4?a # Coolest logo of &#34;new establishment.&#34; @nextnewnetworks http://twitpic.com/31dn3v # 10 types of bad bosses&#8230;. http://bit.ly/BadBosses # I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Jerk at Drugstore http://youtu.be/1BN3VgXXJcg?a # I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Depressed BEANS and [...]]]></description>
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<li>Freddy rules <a href="http://twitpic.com/316i5s" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/316i5s</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/28849017036" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Dogs rule <a href="http://twitpic.com/316jb2" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/316jb2</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/28849429582" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Dumber Than 5th Grader <a href="http://youtu.be/Og4WoEvoSg4?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/Og4WoEvoSg4?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/28882916565" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Coolest logo of &quot;new establishment.&quot; @<a href="http://twitter.com/nextnewnetworks" class="aktt_username">nextnewnetworks</a> <a href="http://twitpic.com/31dn3v" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/31dn3v</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/28917151000" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>10 types of bad bosses&#8230;. <a href="http://bit.ly/BadBosses" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/BadBosses</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/28918486715" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Jerk at Drugstore <a href="http://youtu.be/1BN3VgXXJcg?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/1BN3VgXXJcg?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/28941040186" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Depressed BEANS and Toast <a href="http://youtu.be/nxjJV9a28Fk?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/nxjJV9a28Fk?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29029511456" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Love Smack <a href="http://youtu.be/DfFiQHOZL1E?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/DfFiQHOZL1E?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29051620785" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Greedy Halloweeners <a href="http://youtu.be/CUu1yuxB9DY?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/CUu1yuxB9DY?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29055407719" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>COMMON @<a href="http://twitter.com/gap" class="aktt_username">gap</a> we&#039;re just 5 days late. THIS is your new casting-call winner. <a href="http://bit.ly/GapSpokesPig" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/GapSpokesPig</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29083789925" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Pig Goes Shopping <a href="http://youtu.be/-FCfYhMIoNc?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/-FCfYhMIoNc?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29084348909" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Are you cableTV&#039;s BITCH? You have options. <a href="http://bit.ly/CableTVBitch" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/CableTVBitch</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29094003940" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Are You CableTV&#039;s BITCH? <a href="http://youtu.be/yphCNnDT6Rg?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/yphCNnDT6Rg?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29096207583" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Nalts is hotdog man with Charlie the skeleton <a href="http://twitpic.com/31xxbl" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/31xxbl</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29109806665" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Collaboration video with AskaNinja. I LOVE &#039;em, and they&#039;re back!<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4TwDwA0rYI" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4TwDwA0rYI</a> <a href="http://fb.me/Fpx54HpH" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/Fpx54HpH</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29130733080" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>VIDEO: AskaNinja &amp; Nalts <a href="http://tmogul.com/tweet/WQBnY" rel="nofollow">http://tmogul.com/tweet/WQBnY</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29131795976" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Ninja Halloween! <a href="http://youtu.be/T4TwDwA0rYI?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/T4TwDwA0rYI?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29132475723" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Warm Fire <a href="http://youtu.be/r2cGjblDj1Q?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/r2cGjblDj1Q?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29133657827" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Congrats @<a href="http://twitter.com/chad_hurley" class="aktt_username">chad_hurley</a> on changing media forever, and for taking the next step. Whatever it is, it&#039;s bound to be big. <img src='http://willvideoforfood.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29136739510" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I favorited a YouTube video &#8212; Ask A Ninja: The Stare &#8211; 10.29.10 <a href="http://youtu.be/39Pt7vCOWpI?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/39Pt7vCOWpI?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29144203390" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Yeah I&#039;m in today&#039;s ASKANINJA. I&#039;m the fat pumpin that falls on a car @<a href="http://twitter.com/realaskaninja" class="aktt_username">realaskaninja</a> <a href="http://bit.ly/NaltsOnAskaNinja" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/NaltsOnAskaNinja</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29144377054" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I&#039;ve got a cameo on today&#039;s ASKANINJA! Yeyyy!<br />
<a href="http://bit.ly/NaltsOnAskaNinja" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/NaltsOnAskaNinja</a> <a href="http://fb.me/I6SXJdUi" rel="nofollow">http://fb.me/I6SXJdUi</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29144452132" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I uploaded a YouTube video &#8212; Nalts Puppets <a href="http://youtu.be/L4S_1qhYG5w?a" rel="nofollow">http://youtu.be/L4S_1qhYG5w?a</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29206164877" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Happy Halloween! <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29263146351" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Best video of 1986 and now 2010. @<a href="http://twitter.com/mediocrefilms" class="aktt_username">mediocrefilms</a> FIRST acting job: advance to 3:52 <a href="http://bit.ly/G0LDENCORAL" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/G0LDENCORAL</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29266317234" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Sorry you have to click the sail boat to see his secret video: <a href="http://bit.ly/G0LDENCORAL" rel="nofollow">http://bit.ly/G0LDENCORAL</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29266343617" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>We got bung holed last night <a href="http://twitpic.com/32kxm6" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/32kxm6</a> <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29271483489" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Someone reviewed by book. <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2fafpke" rel="nofollow">http://tinyurl.com/2fafpke</a>. Hard to find reviews on Google. Mostly SEO spam. <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29286431925" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Turnoffs: war, death penalty, revenge, bigotry, braggers, animal cruelty, overly sensitive people, plane bombs, drunk drivers, pervs, noise <a href="http://twitter.com/nalts/statuses/29286759160" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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