- I uploaded a YouTube video — Shoot Like Pro (on Budget) http://youtu.be/mqTs1PID22U?a #
- Saucy Booger. Ever heard that? #
- Rolled backward down escalator at mall, like the older man. Wife wasn't amused but at least she videotaped it. #
- Thanks @zackscott for writing all the offensive lined in "GPS Troll." http://youtu.be/MtJ1iXXw_-U #
- Rolled backward down escalator at mall, like the older man. Wife wasn't amused but at least she videotaped it. #
- Just had nice visit with Poptent's Neil Perry. I hope I mentioned them in my book. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Obnoxious Holiday Cards http://youtu.be/IaXEcy0g_lQ?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — YouTube's New Year's Resolutions http://youtu.be/DhkTi9XInMU?a #
- RT @youtube Our 10 YouTube New Year's Resolutions. Viewers come first, so you're last. http://bit.ly/youtubeNYresolutions #
- Track yo stats on youtube: http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/nalts #
- Stupid diet ads. Don't they realize I won't care for another day, at which point nothing else will matter? #
- The boys on 4chan have a DatAss thread. Anime butts. All the rage. http://bit.ly/4chanDATASS #
- Tyreke Evans hits a 50-foot SWOOSH. http://yhoo.it/TyrekeSWOOSH #
- Dead or alive? Keep current. http://bit.ly/TheyDiedIn2010 #
- Only for long-time, hard-core Onion fans. http://on.fb.me/SecretONIONgroup #
- What tech FAILED and WINNED in 2010? http://bit.ly/2010TechWinsFails @techcrunch #
- Slept through 2010? @watchmojo takes care of you. http://bit.ly/AllThatMattered2010 #
- OMG exclusive footage of Mr. Safety running up steps like girl! Thanks @katersoneseven and @smpfilms. SAUCY! http://bit.ly/HeRunsLikeGirl #
- I love that our videos are getting spammed. It's like memory lane! @mugglesam #
- Courtesy of @foreveramber help this dude help stop cancer or you're pro-cancer. http://www.youtube.com/Bribryontour #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — YouTube Dreams http://youtu.be/xkcfhrtexMM?a #
- Film/TV stars doing television commercials before fame (curated just for you tonight): http://bit.ly/PreFameCommercials #
- We're bowling. Who's having the most boring NYE? http://twitpic.com/3lv1na #
- Just had nice visit with Poptent's Neil Perry. I hope I mentioned them in my book. #
- (I'll spare you the details of my bowling) http://twitpic.com/3lvazm #
- So I'm already #1 on Google image search for "YouTube loser." what should this optimize for? http://twitpic.com/3lvhht #
- Tweet you next year. Rabbit rabbit rabbit. #
- Happy New Year! Can you read my new hat or do I need to make the text bigger? #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — First Minutes on 1-1-11 (yto 247) http://youtu.be/W47DAtU0Cs8?a #
- Curated spam-free search alternative to Google @blekko #
- Thanks @maoneill for compiling an awesome list of online-video enthusiasts, websites and news. http://bit.ly/OnlineVideoPeeps #
- Why are things from "I hate steven singer" ended up in my mailbox? Shirts, mugs, pens. #
- I wanna to rent an RV with the kids and drive through 48 states this summer. Anyone wanna sponsor it? #
- 4 years before @annoyingorange @daneboe had "annoying bird" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1LJENqUsOQ #
- Who wants to help dig through the closets of famous YouTubers and expose their first embarrassments? http://bit.ly/YouTubeCloset #YT1 #
- Katie's Cooking. Want red noodles or just plain lard ones? http://twitpic.com/3mgjx1 #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — How to Win Pine Wood Derby http://youtu.be/i6q4RubU-RI?a #
- Not that you asked, but here are my sponsored videos. Some seen 50K others millions. http://sponsoredvideos.ofnalts.com/ #
- GET RICH slowly on Twitter (or at least get lots of creepy followers) @chrisbrogan http://ow.ly/3xrNV #
- First Gmail ad I clicked in a while. Fear=nice attention getter. Only ad today that didn't say "lose weight." http://twitpic.com/3mqyny #
- Yo Nerdfighters. Whose booking early for Vidcon2011? And which vlogbrother is a glutton for punishment? http://bit.ly/VidCon2011 #
- Wow Tim Street knows about Shaycarl? My worlds are colliding and I think I LIKE it. @1timstreet @shaytards in reply to 1timstreet #
Category Archives: twitter
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN): own or pwn? http://youtu.be/DN7N2_g1P54?a #
- "Take a walk with a turtle and let him keep pace" Bruce Fieler (Council of Dads author) on public radio just now. #
- Net neutrality 101. What matters to you. Simplified to "shit and pipes" for you. http://bit.ly/ShitsAndPipes #
- Just found the kids left Addicting Games playing on the computer. Do they think bandwidth grows on f'ing trees? #
- Enchantment: The Art of Changing Hearts, Minds, and Actions by Guy Kawasaki http://t.co/RjkPHpZ via @amazon Just preordered it. #
- OMG I love you Internet. Everyday by Buddy Holly! #
- Touch my junk #
- No wonder I got the Buddy Holly earworm. It's winter solstice and the lyrics: "Every day seems a little longer." #
- Buckle up, kids. The "Ballad of Evil Hank Ninja Cowboy Cannibal Time Traveler" begins soon: http://bit.ly/HankNinjaCowboy @songadaymann #
- Andy get that girl a razor. That's nasty. @AndyMilonakis @lily_waronker http://twitpic.com/3id7w2 #
- Holy shit. Is it just me, or the Internet totally weird and funny today? I want to punch you then bite your fat hairy arm, Internet. #
- No. @JohnLacey #stuffiwonder http://twitpic.com/3idbj0 #
- Want to help me create a humor/comedy profiling tool? Short (5 min) survey. THANKS! http://survey.ofnalts.com/ #
- Hash tags will seem retro. #2011predictions #
- She's learned to ignore me. She does watch Buckley and Trippy's videos though. @JohnLacey @SmileyD in reply to JohnLacey #
- You get to pick 8 animals. Here's help: http://bit.ly/AnimalNAMES short humor survey here: http://survey.ofnalts.com/ #
- Tumbleweeds blow across Twitter to rattlesnake sounds and WAH WAH WAH. #2011predictions #
- I can't decide if it's okay for me to like this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC0VruuNDL0 #
- What am I experiencing? Short breath, sweat, weak stomach, headache. All sudden. May puke on twitter. #
- It must have sucked for Jesus to be born during the most stressful and commercial time of the year. #
- Can you find me? I'm the one in the hat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxurzKYcwXc #
- Freddy's a licker http://twitpic.com/3ixbw3 #
- A fast-food flash mob breaks out in Church. http://bit.ly/ChurchFastFood #
- Koi pond fail http://twitpic.com/3j3j2k #
- Dreamt about YouTubers last night. @nalts lost most of his hair and got horrendous looking hair plugs. #
- Also dreamt I was naked in a cafeteria and Greg Benson of @mediocrefilms was sitting at a table laughing at me. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Nite B4 Xmas and THANKS http://youtu.be/XIOiVmQpceY?a #
- My son, Grant, just now: "Dad you were alive in the 19s!?" #
- Christmas Eve… the Nalty gang. π Hey 15 minutes! http://twitpic.com/3jcxym #
- He sees you when you're sleeping. Scary Santa. One of the first videos I posted with a young Charlie terrified. http://bit.ly/HorrorSanta #
- MERRY Saturday and a HAPPY weekend! #
- Elderly lady gets black eye "from falling" not from alcoholic daughter. http://bit.ly/BlackEyeMom @marquisdejolie #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Cell Phone Surprise http://youtu.be/14FN7n8-FZs?a #
- If you love @julianunes you may also love @DannaRichards. TRY not to dance to this. http://bit.ly/lalaSMILE via @shaycarl #
- Schweet. SchNOW. Schunday! http://bit.ly/SNOWSUNDAY #
- I got the most heartfelt personalized video from a youtuber that's risen far past me. It made me feel nice. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — SNOW Kidding http://youtu.be/0-8z00gJp0Y?a #
- Top 40 iPhone apps of 2010 by @techcrunch http://tcrn.ch/iPhoneBesties #
- Three years of Christmas morning in one video. π http://youtu.be/NOyoyVTMXIE #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- What we can learn from 2010's most "viral" videos. http://bit.ly/What2010ViralTaughtUs #
- "LOL" is so 10 minutes ago. Try "haha," or the timeless "teehee" #
- Someone just sent me Santa's voicemail 401-285-2025 #
- ??? ("kkk") and ??? ("hhh") are usually used to indicate laughter in Korea. #
- Hey @nextnew, @youtube told me she thinks you're totally hot, and she wants to hook up. #
- Yo @youtube @nextnew told me he's too embarrassed to ask you out but totally has a crush on you. #
- For all the time you're glued to that phone, Grandpa Ben, @benrelles… you should learn to Tweet like us young peeps. #
- Right- I could have embarrassed people in greater scale. @RhettCandy @youtube @nextnew in reply to RhettCandy #
- GREAT book, Kevin. What a holiday gift. http://t.co/P9fmCyJ (shut up you whore) #
- Synergy in action: @daneboe @partnersproject @annoyingorange @shiralazar http://bit.ly/PeachInterviewsOrange in reply to daneboe #
- Hush. Daddy is taking a nap. #
- RT @CNN YouTube Stars Still Alive. <- nice fact checking #
- RT @CNN Boy Stuck in Helium Balloon is Danny Devito's Dead Son #
- PLEASE tell me someone made a t-shirt out of Morgan Freeman CNN death rumor. It's been hours people. #
- RT @CNN We Wish to Clarify It Was Captain Morgan Who Died Today #
- Morgan Freeman's VOICE proving he's alive! http://bit.ly/MORGAN-FREEMAN-ALIVE #
- RT @Whitehouse We are bombing Russia. -> oh mercy! #
- Weeee! You can't appreciate this but I'm zooming in/out via the mouse pad thing on my mac. Weee! #
- Facebook is using facial recognition. Twitter thought Morgan Freeman was dead. Let's all play a big joke and… http://fb.me/Of3gfnMS #
- Pick a Morgan Freeman, give him someone's name. It's a wonderful chance for US TO BEAT THE MACHINES! http://fb.me/yoIPnqHd #
- Just one more thing. CNN will aggressively investigate this hoax: http://bit.ly/MORGAN-FREEMAN-ALIVE #
- Guy who started Morgan Freeman death rumor –>@originalcjizzle Yeyy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S03VJF00mZc in reply to originalcjizzle #
- Okay I swear this is my last tweet for the night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp0-yDJAtWQ #
- P4a at Boston airport Finishing my video @YouTube nerdfigters projectforawesome. Go help!! #
- Anyone know when the next YouTube gathering is? I fancy nipping charlieissocoollike's new camera. #
- My Fiji water tastes like burnt rubber or plastic. #
- Christmas! Sony Internet TV googletv!! Thanks @YouTube http://twitpic.com/3gwpk4 #
- Search YouTube for "morgan freeman casket" #
- I earned the Lurker sticker on @GetGlue! http://bit.ly/gTC0GI #
- http://twitpic.com/3h80hc – Seen above: Nerd visor, autographed book and black foot cast per this video: http://bit.ly/p4aRAFFLE #
- Sometimes at parties I go off by myself and take a photograph of me and tweet it. Is that sad? http://twitpic.com/3h9lnh #
- "Bed Intruder" by Antoine Dodson (auto-tuned viral song by Gregory Brothers) is now a capella CHOIR song! http://bit.ly/BedIntruderChoir #
- #p4a Someone tell Green brothers- I can't get thru! http://twitpic.com/3h80hc (my auction loot) per video: http://bit.ly/p4aRAFFLE #
- Real friends don't pour on too much shit when a friend sucks at steady communication. Right? #
- Contest for worst corporate eGreeting!!! http://bit.ly/CrappyEGreeting #HolidaySpam #
- How did you express yourself prior to Twitter, Dr. Pemberton? @docpemberton #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Best Video Bloggers on YouTube http://youtu.be/TwB4uSmCpBA?a #
- Learning autotune using @katinatreesee #
- Christmas gift to me on way! GOOGLETV via Sony 46 inch TV. WAHOO http://bit.ly/GOOGLETVSONY #
- Let's devolve together. My adaptation of Darwin's evolutionary progress. http://twitpic.com/3e1a0l #
- You're devolving. Yey! http://fb.me/MT4hqFi1 #
- Congratulations on becoming a YouTube partner @Katinatreesee. Don't forget to sign up at wawa weenk nyo nyo meeep dot com. #
- Survival of the Twittest. Print THAT on a shirt @stalkerofnalts. #
- Wanted to be grownup. Take NYC subway. Bought app. Got lost. 2 hrs later, back at Penn station. NYC trains 1. Nalts 0. #
- Oh NJ Rail take me out of this Salvador Dali flu nightmare you call NYC public transport. No more unchaperoned tri http://twitpic.com/3e6lus #
- VIDEO: GRENADE Parody ReJECTed http://tmogul.com/tweet/Yx_zj #
- May shoot drunk-Santa prank (no kids). What would the recently-fired mall Santa mumble to himself? Not in Santa character obviously. #
- Anyone else having awful time logging into @YouTube past 24 hours regardless of account browser or device? #
- Forgot to invite someone to a party? Feeling guilty? I'll cover for you: http://bit.ly/InviteFail #
- VIDEO: True Meaning of Christmas http://tmogul.com/tweet/lzW3j #
- Want to have Dan Pink's autograph on your copy of my "Beyond Viral" book? It's free: http://www.danpink.com/bp #
- Which kid were you? I know I'm old, but I thought you guys were out of school. @thefinebros @epicwinftw in reply to thefinebros #
- Search YouTube's comments for the word "Fart" with one click. To think I GIVE this stuff away…. http://bit.ly/SearchFartonYouTube #
- Groupon = "βN Sync OfΒ Websitesβ http://t.co/hgba1ae via @techcrunch Yeah and I'm the Bob Saget of YouTube. #
- I think every teenager with an iPhone needs this for the holiday gift. http://bit.ly/iPhoneYAWNCase (but I'm, yawn, biased). BORING! #
- Kate Plus Eight release "best Christmas fights" DVD http://youtu.be/mXW0IHfjk3g #
- The nice thing about re-gifting last year's bottle of 2007 Pinot Noir is it's worth more. Maybe less true of last year's fruitcake. #
- There are actually only 49 fruitcakes in regift circulation. None are younger than 11 years. #
- I've saved a lot of money on typewriter ribbons since Twitter went digital. #
- Goodnight my brother with another mother. #
- Can someone make sure Bruno Mars sees this piece of shit? http://youtu.be/_PQ9l4tU7-8 #
- Just read a comment from someone named Rachel that likes my facial hair. So yeh. #
- Hush. I'm listening to Julia Nunes. Bought her on iTunes. #
- Watched this in driveway before going inside to bed. Nunes you're awesome. http://youtu.be/_itJ5cVQjeU #
- Go now and sub to TheJessyKShow. Funny as hell real-life comic taking @youtube by storm. #
- I'm probably gonna ask Clinton do my next YouTube video. #
- Y'all vote for Heady please? Applaud her for quitting smoking and making "MS her bitch" TAPP http://tappco.de/a35aY-ccYjk @Heady1313 in reply to Heady1313 #
- Who? Is that a cat? @robdehaven @stevegarfield (yeah we wrote books in the same @Davidmscott series And it's COLD here but no fog. in reply to robdehaven #
- I don't care what THEY say. You're the majutiest. http://twitpic.com/3exr0v #
- The iPad 2 is going to have 2 cameras, a phone, and time-travel capability so I can go back to college and fix some regrets. #
- But #ifsantawasblack it would be un-pc for white people to dress up like him, and then how would I make $11 an hour at the malls? HOW? #
- Watching Charlie Brown's Christmas Special. It's still as touching and boring as I remember it from childhood. #
- A holiday gift for your spoiled "jelly fingers" kid. Learn 'em to tell time wrongly. http://learningclock.ofnalts.com/ #
- At party. Went to basement alone to watch YouTube. My wife found me. How'd she know!? #
- Don't tell my brother in law but his holiday party is so boring. I usually sneak home or fall asleep in an upstairs bedroom under coats. #
- Let's keep it real. A bad day online is better than a great day with IRL people. Who's with me? #
- I wonder when my inlaws will discover this. http://twitpic.com/3f53je #
- Some poor dude just picked our secret Santa Pollyanna gift. Toilet ape. http://twitpic.com/3f54gj #
- Here's what I'm buying @stalkerofnalts for Christmas. A few grand worth of Canon accessories. Or not. http://canonaccessories.ofnalts.com/ #
- How to pick best videocamera for 2011? I just made this draft website to help people. FEEDBACK welcome! http://shootlikepro.ofnalts.com/ #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- If I made a list of my priorities I'd be less overwhelmed. But I'd lose it anyway because it would get boring. #
- Let's all confess our medicine cabinets. I dare you. adderall, cymbalta, xanax, finasteride… #RxConfessions #
- I can't decide if I should try heavier meds, or get used to the lipstick I smear on my face while I rock. #
- Oh crap. I'm reading @Murderdollie's tweet history like it was shakespeare. Turning… into…. @seanbedlam. Argggh!!! #
- Holy crap. Twitter is fun again. #
- I think Freddy my lab is happier than me. He naps more calmly and a little play makes him insanely euphoric. I want to be a dog in life 2.o #
- A sad site at a local bookstore. π @dmscott #contentrules @stevegarfield http://twitpic.com/3bo5a8 #
- I hate to brag, but my @twitpic stream is really entertaining (at least to me). http://www.twitpic.com/photos/nalts #
- Wake up twitter or buddhacharlie and I will bring back ALL CAPS TUESDAY #
- As I drifted off to sleep at 3 am I said to myself… now where's tmt? Really. @themtythor @StalkerOfNalts in reply to themtythor #
- I've never enjoyed Facebook as much before this gem and never will again. Thanks JoeShields. http://twitpic.com/3bobhi #
- http://twitpic.com/3bobhi – iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii #
- I went to the unicorn zoo with @stalkerofnalts on Monday. He took some pictures. http://bit.ly/unicornzoo #
- if only you knew the effort involved in providing you with gems like this. http://bit.ly/CrowCries #
- KICKASS! Just out my iPhone has VoiceTime feature. LIVE voice-to-voice without need for wireless connection. #
- SOS. My wife made me wait in car. I think she's got me at a mental ward. http://twitpic.com/3boqmo #
- Now she's making me talk to norm and i can't stop laughing.. see YouTube/unclenalts. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Bad sitcom http://youtu.be/AKsL9LAyrY0?a #
- Me to almost inhumanely perfect looking starbucks person: "are you an avatar?" best comeback ever: "should you be driving?" #
- Lez remake odd couple tv show with norm the used car guy and Starbucks avatar as rookies. #
- #HowDoYouKnow how Reese Witherspoon is immune to aging? #
- Thanks, Dick. My kids can't sleep now. @zackscott http://bit.ly/eNoidHORROR #
- Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement. http://bit.ly/UncleTouchy courtesy Patton Oswalt @zackscott #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Horror Story for Kids http://youtu.be/PWJ81S8bF_8?a #
- Shut up. Here's a life hack. Stop working or start. http://bit.ly/30and30 #
- If Modern Family and The Office had an Internet-Video baby, this would be it. bit.ly/hzdVZZ #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — How to Vlog (fakely) http://youtu.be/__DhJ1Ubl9E?a #
- I just decided I to need to go to the NY CollegeHumor office tomorrow and poke Amir. @jakeandamir Maybe spin him three times. #
- Unfollow Wednesday @petercoffin @edbassmaster @charlestrippy. Well not really. #
- Heh. Your profile picture is like we snuck into your office while you were absorbed in some deep programing. @wolfespring #
- I just discovered a website where you can share videos… http://www.youtube.com/ #
- I want to go see John and Hank green in la dec 17-18 for awesome project. Yey suck reduction, nerdfightets! #
- I've decided to opt put of the recession. Care to join me? #optoutrecession Just decide to ignore it even if it's hard. #
- How long could you go without sun? Me a week max. #
- My former employer, Merck, made the Vioxx lawyer CEO. #BadIdeaJeans #
- I hate when people use Twitter for blatant promotion. Nature shots? Sure. But don't promote. http://twitpic.com/3ca02e #
- Welcome back WVFF Back Rowers. π http://bit.ly/WVFFBackRow #
- Check it: cool new social media site. You're limited to 140 characters but it's fun: http://www.twitter.com. #
- No offense AltaVista buy I'm leaving you for this new search engine: http://www.google.com #
- I should charge for these killer websites I find: http://listserv.fnal.gov/ #
- (yawn). Did it work? #
- Thank goodness I caught a trailer of the Yogi Bear movie I might have gone to see it. #
- Even and amoeba learns by repetition. #
- Even an amoeba learns by repetition. #
- Even an amoeba learns thru repetition. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — FIX SUBSCRIPTION BOX!! http://youtu.be/HnqklQZGcQw?a #
- Trying to trick Akinator by growing a beard and fattening up. @ShayCarl @shaytards #
- Oh it's a fractured foot. Nice. #
- Woah check out the CD-ROM of my fractured foot. http://twitpic.com/3ciw5c #
- I hope they give me a cast. Never had one. Which color? http://twitpic.com/3ciy5e #
- They're bringing crutches to me. Playing with this shitty app while I wait. http://twitpic.com/3ciz4x #
- It's about time my lousy HMO paid for video props. http://twitpic.com/3cj35h #
- No I'll be fine. I'm fine. Seriously I'm fine. http://twitpic.com/3cjakr #
- I love Freddy so damned much. Just LOOK at this dog! http://twitpic.com/3ckohz #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Why do dogs lick human faces http://youtu.be/toEZtrV9K7M?a #
- VIDEO: Crutches Prat-Fails http://flic.kr/p/8Y7Rbe #
- Make your own Nancy Grace show on CNN.com… http://bit.ly/NancyGraceCompetitor #
- .β’´¯`β’.ΒΈΒΈ.β’´¯`β’.ΒΈΒΈ. ><((((ΒΊ> Β―`β’.ΒΈΒΈ.><((((ΒΊ>Β―`β’.ΒΈΒΈ.><((((ΒΊ> #
- The hardest part of being a dad? The forced, frequent contact with annoying parents of your kids' friends. #
- There are two types of people. Those who get excited when the phone rings. And those of us who would rather hear a chalkboard scratched. #
- Some bastard is calling my house and phone right now. But my leg hurts too much to see who it is. I'll admit it's kinda funny. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Promote Your Vlog http://youtu.be/DLw0tyWWezA?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — AMAZING Beyblade Spin http://youtu.be/Ut0rXmG5ZUA?a #
- You've been nice. Here's a prize! Free mini-poster: http://bit.ly/FreeMiniPoster. I just bought loot from http://www.cafepress.com/nalts. #
- Been naughty? Skip this post. But I think you've been nice so here's a prize. Free mini-poster:… http://fb.me/PR3JYdOc #
- Where are they NOW? Name a YouTuber that you miss. @zipster08 @renetto @happyslip http://twitpic.com/3darrf #
- .sdrawkcab teewt tsal taht tog I .spoohW http://twitpic.com/3dasch #
- I'll be @stalkertard doesn't shop at The Evil Electronics store, @stalkerofnalts. That yellow sign makes me nauseated. #
- Live German television show car jumping fail. OUCH. http://bit.ly/WettenDasFail (Wetten Das). #
- Less boring than normal: crack-cocaine squirrels, unibrow professors and live TV fail: http://www.willvideoforfood.com #
- Scrambled eggs get cold too fast. That's all I'm saying. #
- kickback ransom bribe price fix blackmail OIG harassment fired #WordsNotToUseinCompanyEmail #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- Naltswim http://twitpic.com/39k06k #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Pool Shark http://youtu.be/TSlTGaRwDFY?a #
- Sprained right foot? Or something else? http://twitpic.com/39ur6p #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Balcony Fall http://youtu.be/ZW1BBuAqiVY?a #
- Ewww. My foot is puffy and changing colors. Stupid balcony. http://twitpic.com/3a2xpg #
- Yeyyy Thanksgiving Day travel!! http://twitpic.com/3a6eyc #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Oh Freddy Tree http://youtu.be/FwnWPafQshg?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Out Takes of NNN Spotlight http://youtu.be/iX0ymJwc9aE?a #
- Do I need to get an xray or is this just a stupid foot sprain? http://twitpic.com/3aerje #
- Bored? 10 of my own videos I like best. You can rip 'em for free too. http://vidster.ofnalts.com/ @vidster #
- Happy Birthday JENNIFER! Oh wait you don't use twitter. Maybe Matz will tell you. Oh heck- I'll call. You are my sister. #
- http://twitpic.com/3aerje – Not yet. Still on balcony if you're brave enough @forevamber #
- Seriously if you don't watch Modern Family, go watch every episode. It's the only show I can recommend without any qualifications. #
- Does it ever feel to you like only about 12 of us use Twitter? #
- Watching iCarly and my gnarly foot is kinda throbbing. http://bit.ly/gnarlyFOOT #
- Yey FourSquare finally comes in handy. @pipistrello is coming over. Gnarly feet won't stop me from a gentleman caller. in reply to pipistrello #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — GNARLY foot EXPOSED! http://youtu.be/oQOuqTZcobg?a #
- If someone you know mostly from social media (like @Zipster08) died tonight, how would the information spread? #
- I love that Twitter told me "people similar" to @nutcheese include @blargal. #
- Okay now I'm getting nervous about people dying. Sukatra's alive.@ _bson_- probably. Rey- check. Lemonette? #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — If YouTuber Dies? http://youtu.be/9PBkvoQAksA?a #
- Oh wait- here's a solution. Say "eye" if you're still alive! We'll know you're still kicking (but you may just be dreaming). #
- http://twitpic.com/3ak70u #
- The crack cocaine of YouTube statistics: http://wp.me/p7Vf6-1WT @MYU2B @Renetto #
- Keurig K-Kup by Folgers? That's like a Starbucks "Dunkin Flavored" coffee. Marketing 101: "Fancyname" (by Folgers) not "Folgers Gourmet." #
- Sanford & Son collected junk. And grew pot. Fo real. http://bit.ly/SanfordSonijuana #
- Wait @podcasting101 is still alive? I thought @smpfilms killed him at 777. #
- Hey @zackscott. @daneboe called. He said lose the pineapple thumbnail for a month then bring it back in 2011 as "retro" gesture. #
- Kinda regretting accepting foursquare friend request from ImgonnaROByourHOUSE2738. #
- Spongebob's Musical Doodle Earworm: http://bit.ly/doddoooo #
- Chief Wannafieldgoal likes computer painting. @grantbw Photo: Arecibo, Puerto Rico (by Minno Ramirez) http://tumblr.com/xtbs67j22 in reply to grantbw #
- Wifeofnalts and Freddy http://twitpic.com/3ary0t #
- Trying to stop it is futile. So listen now to the musical doodle (Spongebob's earworm)…. http://fb.me/BHhWyHvR #
- http://twitpic.com/3ary0t – Oh shoot. Freddy IS stoned. Now think… was it Renetto, Reyeuro or SMPFilms? #
- I love you @CrappyCartoons for remembering that Paul IS a tool. @renetto @nutcheese in reply to CrappyCartoons #
- Just discovered @BurkeLife. May want to check 'em out: http://www.youtube.com/burkelife #
- You can invite anyone on the planet to your "parasocial dinner party." Who would you have? #parasocialdinnerparty #
- For sheer laughs, I'd pick these fellas: http://bit.ly/ParaSocialDinnerParty #
- If you're looking for meat and veggies at the Twitter Cafe, follow @DeepakChopra. I'll provide the after-dinner mints. in reply to DeepakChopra #
- YouTuber Messymya's funeral in New Orleans http://videos.nola.com/times-picayune/2010/11/messy_mya_funeral.html #
- http://twitpic.com/3b294b – Oh that wasn't an ad. Cool graphics. #
- From now on I'm going to take an original photo for each blog post at https://willvideoforfood.com. Check out my latest two. π #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Donkey Bites Charlie http://youtu.be/1s_0fwtTUs0?a #
- VIDEO: Gum Tree http://tmogul.com/tweet/HzvEe #
- Congrats to @jakeandamir @collegehumor for the Entertainment Weekly cover story! http://bit.ly/jakeamirEW #
- Congratulations to Jake and Amir (CollegeHumor Jake & Amir show) for the COVER story on Entertainment Weekly. http://fb.me/AcFghjtM #
- Why Google "retargeting" banners > Santa Claus… http://bit.ly/SantaRetargets #
- Video: 4-year-old plants chewed gum. Tree grows with freshly-wrapped pieces, ripe for picking. http://bit.ly/GumTree #
- Better late than never. @bobjenz out-Sandlers Adam Sandler. Poor Uncle Ted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytBSUCerfMc #
- Still don't know what's up with my foot (sprain?) but Flector Patch is so awesome. #
- "That's not Miranda Cosgrove singing." "Yes it is Dad." "Then why isn't it on iTunes?" "Nothing is on iTunes, Dad. iTunes is a fail." #
- I earned the Globe Trotter(10) sticker on @GetGlue! http://is.gd/hYgVd #
- Bob Woodward is on Larry King talking eerily slow. He plays a crappy Robert Redford. #
- Don't tell anyone that uses Facebook, but it sucks. The only thing I can figure out is the birthdays and ads. #
- Proof that it's not about who you follow, it's about their profile pictures. Wow what a collection. http://twitpic.com/3bhuvs #
- My wife is playing some crap on ABC that is combining Christmas and Country. It's like kid songs and yodeling. Ammonia and clorox. #
- Could someone please tell my wife to turn off this bloody country ABC crap? http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=757332732 #
- Who's up for a chat? Join me @ http://tinychat.com/ziggyiscute – 6 others are already here #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Video Phone CONSPIRACY http://youtu.be/nndD69ex4iU?a #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- Poor youth today. Never heard of Common Eilleen. #
- Browsed Sharper Image. Cool stuff. If I had money I'd buy all that crap, but never unbox it. Just hoard it. #
- You look sleepy. Take a nap. Yahoo says it's good for you. http://bit.ly/ScrewItAndNAP #
- Hey Internet- you're boring today. And it's Tuesday so that's sad. #
- If we're past racism why aren't there any black people on out currency? #
- RMAO RMAO where for art though RMAO #
- If the year was 1911 what would you do to make a living. I'll start. Failed inventor. Like Edison but I'd give up too early. #
- Wish I was a monkey. I'd be charlieissocoollike's favorite pet, and I could toss my poop without going to jail. Not the red ass ones. #
- Princess Camilla got engaged in Buckingham Palace. Something like that. I have a forgetful memory. #
- 3 magic words guaranteed to get you out of ANY awkward situation. http://bit.ly/3MagicWords #
- If there was such thing as an honest but kind human mirror, it would be Justin, who made this: http://tinyurl.com/24y9mvo #
- Oh did I mention I joined @nextnewnetworks? I got a free logo mascot and the kids broke it. #
- Two autographed Beyond Virals in Philly Airport Borders. I love sneaking jn and doing that. Never been caught (yet). #
- Dad can I borrow your headphones? Ok. Careful. They're new Skull Candies. Dad can I eat them? No Grant. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Old People Skating to Organ Music http://youtu.be/QTH22DUzXaM?a #
- Sticker from toy makes a nice crotch sticker for me. http://twitpic.com/37y8y2 #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — florida arrival http://youtu.be/NpVoaao1zww?a #
- My sister @alteregoelphaba wants to be in a "hey Molly" video in an OCD way @hankgreen @mikelombardo. How about a cameo? #
- Car condom? Mummy mobile? http://twitpic.com/380lh6 #
- Caption me http://twitpic.com/388mh2 #
- F YOU rule 21. You're not the boss of me. http://twitpic.com/389prm #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — skate P U N K S http://youtu.be/bIQDPK9hrpI?a #
- Kevjumba REALLY makes it. In my mother-in-law's "scandal sheets." Long way since hbolabs "hooking up." http://twitpic.com/38b4ls #
- VIDEO: BEHIND the BAT http://tmogul.com/tweet/9aizl #
- Just reduced Nalts mug on cafe press to lowest possible price (I make zero income from it). Spice up your morning… http://fb.me/AUe5MP6E #
- My brother takes WAY cooler photos than me (see him in New Orleans): http://brotherphoto.ofnalts.com/ #
- Best captions on moss beard: @islandgal7, @blargal, @sukatra, @NYBrad, @VlogBogdan, @PeteDTweets http://twitpic.com/38ca1c #
- Watch out, normal people. We're 20% and growing. http://www.cnbc.com/id/40257359 YEAH MENTALS! #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Mr. Nalty http://youtu.be/A_TJCXPS6qs?a #
- I like boats. Especially when I don't own them. http://twitpic.com/38mpgh #
- Me at fake Miami apartment of "Burn Notice" CIA spy Michael Westen (Jeffrey Donovan) @burnnotice_usa http://twitpic.com/38y2mw #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Stalking Burn Notice Set http://youtu.be/9cb5HqdnkOY?a #
- Artistic or not http://twitpic.com/38ziqh #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- I turned the college mascot, Jack the Bulldog, into a nun to promote the Georgetown events on campus. They made us stop using her. Hmm. #
- My journalism professor liked my interview with the transgender musician so much he read it to the class. I made it up. #
- I didn't expect the pendulum to smash through the Dayton University window in 1988 when I woke it from hibernation. Arch fail. #
- Jesuit High School tolerated my underground cartoon until I exposed the Principal's liquor cabinet my sister told me was in his office. #
- I heisted the bully's locker combo from the office and gifted him rancid milk before Christmas holiday. #
- Miserable. Depressed. Then I realized the source. "You can't fight crazy." But wait- I'M CRAZIER than the plaintiff. Back to life. #
- Damn @stalkerofnalts you just saved me a $15 therapy co-pay. #
- Who wants to stop using e-mail for a year? Meeee. #
- I'm in the mood to find a new social media site, spend an hour on a profile, and never return. Anything new and hot?! #
- You should be able to sort your Twitter following by how good looking they are. I just want to see cute thumbnails not read. #
- Thanks, Tim and Mike. I'm making $590,000 a year on Blip.tv. @1timstreet @mhudack @bliptv in reply to 1timstreet #
- A news site's twitter account that actually has a not boring voice. @NewTeeVee #
- Thanks, Mike. But that was me in drag. @buckhollywood @TheRealRyanHiga @tweetthestation (wrote this b4 your tweet but error stg) #
- This book is missing nothing about YouTube that I know about. #BeyondViral (via @GetGlue) http://bit.ly/c0vhmk #
- Wow- everything on Twitter today is about me! Whoops. On the ol' Nalts ego-search results page. #
- Find me hiding in today's @BarelyPolitical video, and win a free copy of my book. http://bit.ly/cisWIg (hint- red hat) #
- Sorry about the tweet binge (takes adderall, goes back to sobbing). #
- If you'd like to sue me, may I recommend Sokolove Law? (see photo for new specialty area). Not an endorsement, but… http://fb.me/FdwnJuFZ #
- He's sooo cute… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJAbH4UdciM#t=1m11s #
- Behind the scenes on my MAJOR cameo on Barely Political/Key of Awesome… with Mark Douglas and Obama Girl (waits… http://fb.me/G0dTRieb #
- We can identify "signals" of ad engagement beyond clicks. @jasonkrebs at @digiday. What are signals? Waiting for that. #
- Diet campaign. Location important? Nope. Time is higher-value "signal." Now I'm hungry. @jasonkrebs @digiday #
- Sorry Rooster and Lillie. I'm Fagin not Warbucks. Try big Pharma. Sokolove Legal. $ #
- Sue eeeeee! What? I'm just talking to my pig. Stop analyzing everything. #
- Maybe tonight I'll catch the mouse with the human ear (seen in my profile thumbnail). Erie, you hear me? #
- Driving to Waldorf NYC to see my fancy attorney cousin Bob who used to shoot me with his BB gun. #
- Friends are nice. I've let myself forget that too much as a busy dad, husband, defendant and consultant. #
- NewTeeVee Live 2010 Was OnΒ Fire http://t.co/sxzRBAD via @newteevee #
- I won a computer for a penny on @Quibids. No, I didn't. It's a SCAM. #
- Why you shouldn't let your 10 and 13 year old use your computer http://twitpic.com/3656kp #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Phone facial recognition detects bool cover in a way that i http://youtu.be/KL1Mg2gjXYw?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Homophobe Fail http://youtu.be/G-Hgsfzs_ss?a #
- Did someone leave a dead mouse on my wife's windshield? Not cool. I'd never do that. Oh wait it was me. #
- Just spoke to Sukatra. One of the best peeps in YouTube community and greatest commenter ever. #
- β@tomgreenlive: If you can figure out how to boost my viewers and twitter following that would be genius. Any web geniuses out there?β
H # - I uploaded a YouTube video — shnibl show! http://youtu.be/P3qJlgU8L0o?a #
- Iyam sofri ginp rity http://fb.me/zfNPOS2f #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Goodbye Pig http://youtu.be/TOrE6VE8kaA?a #
- Make your own poor man's youtube fred shirt. Fred figglehorn. Reversed for printing on ink jet iron-on. http://twitpic.com/36xp4s #
- Will someone PLEASE remix this song? SHNIBL! http://shnibl.ofnalts.com/ #
- Boxbe goes mental with email spam http://twitpic.com/372vxr #
- I can't recall a better gift than this!! @songadaymann (he remixed Charlie) http://soundcloud.com/jonathanmann/the-shnibl-show-theme #
- VIDEO: Best Kids Song Remix Ever! http://youtu.be/vS_IJrT3wMo #
- What's your character who makes schmm sounds? I think you inspired this masterpiece. http://bit.ly/shnibl #
- When you awaken, @songadaymann, know you made my month. BEST YouTUBE Collab of 2010: http://bit.ly/shnibl #
- My son Charlie caught himself on tape with this silly nonsense song. A gifted musician REMIXES it. It's an ear… http://fb.me/z7W6HTB1 #
- Mkay go subscribe right now to Jonathan and give him a virtual hug: http://bit.ly/JonathanShnibls #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Whatz YOUR Talent? http://youtu.be/td75iO0IWKE?a #
- My day in a custom photoshop picture. Ever been on a one-way road to a dead end, with no U-turn? http://twitpic.com/339z36 #
- What do you do when life tosses you a one-way road to a dead-end but no u-turn is allowed? http://fb.me/Ktkt1OHv #
- Don't forget not to vote today. You only have the opportunity not to vote every few years. #
- I'm gonna go ahead to sleep. Can someone wake me up in March or April at the latest? #
- Thanks to Anthrocrane for homemade pupponette. See "making of" video: http://bit.ly/naltspuppet http://twitpic.com/33kq2m #
- If you're at #adtechny and aren't boring, want to be in my video? Just need 30-100 seconds of your time for a fun montage. π #
- #adtechny Once again (like Blogworld) having your face on sign doesn't mean anyone will let you inside. http://twitpic.com/33mdxh #
- Missing #adtechny Here's a vital video summary. Well not really. http://bit.ly/adtechny #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Geeks Metros and Nerds http://youtu.be/Iigz3NUiT5Q?a #
- Damn this guy's smart about online-video marketing. I'm going to remember him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqT3QiVEBVU #
- Thousands at #adtechny got this Fast Company issue featuring YouTubers iJustine and MGM. You go girls! http://twitpic.com/33st5c #
- If you're at #adtechny visit theater 2 in exh room at 3:15. AOL Video, Affine and DynamicVid http://bit.ly/AdTechNYC-3oclock #
- Only an empowered worker can serve an empowered customer. @jbernoff http://forr.com/empo10 #adtechmeme RT!! #
- Best texter I know on YouTube = @forevamber #
- Just had a chocolate & peanut Turtle. Not really a chocolate guy, but that puppy was just damned good. I'm going to have a third. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Zebra Lemon http://youtu.be/9gLAwLrbtgU?a #
- Best excuse ever. Try it tomorrow at school, home or work. http://twitpic.com/33y18g #
- Punk yo friends using Windows 7. Type Ctrl+Alt+Left to put them in landscape not portrait mode. Insanely confusing. #
- YouTube Comedian @shaycarl (shaytards) proves that online, like film & TV… fat = audience. http://bit.ly/DailyFiberFilms #
- An oldie but a goodie. @themtythor and I prank shay and trippy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHdgP_80Dcs #
- Know what im gonna do with my xtra hour from daylite savings? im gonna WUVVV YOU!!! http://fb.me/NCkgmY41 #
- TELL SOMEONE YOU WUV THEM TODAY!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if07n2IhBQ4 #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — I WUV YOU!!! http://youtu.be/if07n2IhBQ4?a #
- OMG my name has become twitter spam because of my interview about viral videos. Oink. #
- hi i'm a pig http://fb.me/AhqjupKh #
- Hey, @youtube! Free advice to make money (and worth just that). http://bit.ly/MadisonVsYouTube #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Eaten Alive by 4th graders http://youtu.be/AWSwOJrtt0w?a #
- PPIGGGGGG!!! http://bit.ly/PIGGY #
- Wowzer. Go here, put thing in basket. Then while you're on other sites you'll see Nalts ads magically appear? http://www.cafepress.com/nalts #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Pig Mac http://youtu.be/LGCQ-6lPVg4?a #
- I would pay cash to see @tomgreenlive and @pipistrello together. That's some fun. #
- I posted a new video to Facebook http://fb.me/APmuwiZ7 #
- Epic paint ball wound on Patrick (4th grade) http://twitpic.com/34g2lf #
- Chris Brogan on how ize gonna be a paid speaker http://www.chrisbrogan.com/build-a-stage-for-public-speaking/ #
- Gap doesn't have a gay section? http://twitpic.com/34h34n #
- Don't you hate NAME DROPPERS? http://bit.ly/iJustineMooching (iJustine gets killed on Criminal Minds and I exploit it). #
- YouTube thumbnail fail http://twitpic.com/34qn0c #
- via @TheOnion – Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea http://t.co/7laWbMn #
- Who likes LIKE buttons? Meeeeee. Do YOU? http://fb.me/LwU4s8IS #
- The ice cream van is coming for YOU. http://bit.ly/icecreammankills #
- Our pig is dancing to "Bacon in the tummy" http://t.co/AVH0U0U by @HappySlip #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Three Blind Mice http://youtu.be/C9Z2qgrfnjI?a #
- Don't freak out, Kevin. It's probably just an innocent iPhone holder. Or a killer spider acid flashback. http://twitpic.com/3513b4 #
- Psst @YouTube. Now that @Chad_Hurley is knitting, how about a name change? No cathode ray tubes and I'm not watching me anymore. SxeDawson? #
- Congrats @Twitvid on the growth. #
- Pondering the awe and mystery of accent circonflexe. #
- I post my best online-video tips on http://www.WillVideoForFood.com on weekends, when nobody reads blogs. That way nobody steals my ideas. #
- Did Chilean miner Edison Pena beat Subway's Jared in the NYC marathon? That'd be ironic. #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — A NYC Poem http://youtu.be/RKitOU96EdA?a #
- Leaving NYC just now inspired me to my first video poem (30 sec) http://is.gd/gQVmh #
- If every football game had a play like this I'd be a sports junky. http://youtu.be/0UIdI8khMkw #
- Like BarelyPolitical's Key of Awesome? Wait until you see Wednesday's episode, girlfriend. http://twitpic.com/358gph #
Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense
- Freddy rules http://twitpic.com/316i5s #
- Dogs rule http://twitpic.com/316jb2 #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Dumber Than 5th Grader http://youtu.be/Og4WoEvoSg4?a #
- Coolest logo of "new establishment." @nextnewnetworks http://twitpic.com/31dn3v #
- 10 types of bad bosses…. http://bit.ly/BadBosses #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Jerk at Drugstore http://youtu.be/1BN3VgXXJcg?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Depressed BEANS and Toast http://youtu.be/nxjJV9a28Fk?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Love Smack http://youtu.be/DfFiQHOZL1E?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Greedy Halloweeners http://youtu.be/CUu1yuxB9DY?a #
- COMMON @gap we're just 5 days late. THIS is your new casting-call winner. http://bit.ly/GapSpokesPig #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Pig Goes Shopping http://youtu.be/-FCfYhMIoNc?a #
- Are you cableTV's BITCH? You have options. http://bit.ly/CableTVBitch #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Are You CableTV's BITCH? http://youtu.be/yphCNnDT6Rg?a #
- Nalts is hotdog man with Charlie the skeleton http://twitpic.com/31xxbl #
- Collaboration video with AskaNinja. I LOVE 'em, and they're back!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4TwDwA0rYI http://fb.me/Fpx54HpH # - VIDEO: AskaNinja & Nalts http://tmogul.com/tweet/WQBnY #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Ninja Halloween! http://youtu.be/T4TwDwA0rYI?a #
- I uploaded a YouTube video — Warm Fire http://youtu.be/r2cGjblDj1Q?a #
- Congrats @chad_hurley on changing media forever, and for taking the next step. Whatever it is, it's bound to be big. π #
- I favorited a YouTube video — Ask A Ninja: The Stare – 10.29.10 http://youtu.be/39Pt7vCOWpI?a #
- Yeah I'm in today's ASKANINJA. I'm the fat pumpin that falls on a car @realaskaninja http://bit.ly/NaltsOnAskaNinja #
- I've got a cameo on today's ASKANINJA! Yeyyy!
http://bit.ly/NaltsOnAskaNinja http://fb.me/I6SXJdUi # - I uploaded a YouTube video — Nalts Puppets http://youtu.be/L4S_1qhYG5w?a #
- Happy Halloween! #
- Best video of 1986 and now 2010. @mediocrefilms FIRST acting job: advance to 3:52 http://bit.ly/G0LDENCORAL #
- Sorry you have to click the sail boat to see his secret video: http://bit.ly/G0LDENCORAL #
- We got bung holed last night http://twitpic.com/32kxm6 #
- Someone reviewed by book. http://tinyurl.com/2fafpke. Hard to find reviews on Google. Mostly SEO spam. #
- Turnoffs: war, death penalty, revenge, bigotry, braggers, animal cruelty, overly sensitive people, plane bombs, drunk drivers, pervs, noise #