Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense

Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense

Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense

Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense

  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Best Video Bloggers on YouTube http://youtu.be/TwB4uSmCpBA?a #
  • Learning autotune using @katinatreesee #
  • Christmas gift to me on way! GOOGLETV via Sony 46 inch TV. WAHOO http://bit.ly/GOOGLETVSONY #
  • Let's devolve together. My adaptation of Darwin's evolutionary progress. http://twitpic.com/3e1a0l #
  • You're devolving. Yey! http://fb.me/MT4hqFi1 #
  • Congratulations on becoming a YouTube partner @Katinatreesee. Don't forget to sign up at wawa weenk nyo nyo meeep dot com. #
  • Survival of the Twittest. Print THAT on a shirt @stalkerofnalts. #
  • Wanted to be grownup. Take NYC subway. Bought app. Got lost. 2 hrs later, back at Penn station. NYC trains 1. Nalts 0. #
  • Oh NJ Rail take me out of this Salvador Dali flu nightmare you call NYC public transport. No more unchaperoned tri http://twitpic.com/3e6lus #
  • VIDEO: GRENADE Parody ReJECTed http://tmogul.com/tweet/Yx_zj #
  • May shoot drunk-Santa prank (no kids). What would the recently-fired mall Santa mumble to himself? Not in Santa character obviously. #
  • Anyone else having awful time logging into @YouTube past 24 hours regardless of account browser or device? #
  • Forgot to invite someone to a party? Feeling guilty? I'll cover for you: http://bit.ly/InviteFail #
  • VIDEO: True Meaning of Christmas http://tmogul.com/tweet/lzW3j #
  • Want to have Dan Pink's autograph on your copy of my "Beyond Viral" book? It's free: http://www.danpink.com/bp #
  • Which kid were you? I know I'm old, but I thought you guys were out of school. @thefinebros @epicwinftw in reply to thefinebros #
  • Search YouTube's comments for the word "Fart" with one click. To think I GIVE this stuff away…. http://bit.ly/SearchFartonYouTube #
  • Groupon = "‘N Sync Of Websites” http://t.co/hgba1ae via @techcrunch Yeah and I'm the Bob Saget of YouTube. #
  • I think every teenager with an iPhone needs this for the holiday gift. http://bit.ly/iPhoneYAWNCase (but I'm, yawn, biased). BORING! #
  • Kate Plus Eight release "best Christmas fights" DVD http://youtu.be/mXW0IHfjk3g #
  • The nice thing about re-gifting last year's bottle of 2007 Pinot Noir is it's worth more. Maybe less true of last year's fruitcake. #
  • There are actually only 49 fruitcakes in regift circulation. None are younger than 11 years. #
  • I've saved a lot of money on typewriter ribbons since Twitter went digital. #
  • Goodnight my brother with another mother. #
  • Can someone make sure Bruno Mars sees this piece of shit? http://youtu.be/_PQ9l4tU7-8 #
  • Just read a comment from someone named Rachel that likes my facial hair. So yeh. #
  • Hush. I'm listening to Julia Nunes. Bought her on iTunes. #
  • Watched this in driveway before going inside to bed. Nunes you're awesome. http://youtu.be/_itJ5cVQjeU #
  • Go now and sub to TheJessyKShow. Funny as hell real-life comic taking @youtube by storm. #
  • I'm probably gonna ask Clinton do my next YouTube video. #
  • Y'all vote for Heady please? Applaud her for quitting smoking and making "MS her bitch" TAPP http://tappco.de/a35aY-ccYjk @Heady1313 in reply to Heady1313 #
  • Who? Is that a cat? @robdehaven @stevegarfield (yeah we wrote books in the same @Davidmscott series And it's COLD here but no fog. in reply to robdehaven #
  • I don't care what THEY say. You're the majutiest. http://twitpic.com/3exr0v #
  • The iPad 2 is going to have 2 cameras, a phone, and time-travel capability so I can go back to college and fix some regrets. #
  • But #ifsantawasblack it would be un-pc for white people to dress up like him, and then how would I make $11 an hour at the malls? HOW? #
  • Watching Charlie Brown's Christmas Special. It's still as touching and boring as I remember it from childhood. #
  • A holiday gift for your spoiled "jelly fingers" kid. Learn 'em to tell time wrongly. http://learningclock.ofnalts.com/ #
  • At party. Went to basement alone to watch YouTube. My wife found me. How'd she know!? #
  • Don't tell my brother in law but his holiday party is so boring. I usually sneak home or fall asleep in an upstairs bedroom under coats. #
  • Let's keep it real. A bad day online is better than a great day with IRL people. Who's with me? #
  • I wonder when my inlaws will discover this. http://twitpic.com/3f53je #
  • Some poor dude just picked our secret Santa Pollyanna gift. Toilet ape. http://twitpic.com/3f54gj #
  • Here's what I'm buying @stalkerofnalts for Christmas. A few grand worth of Canon accessories. Or not. http://canonaccessories.ofnalts.com/ #
  • How to pick best videocamera for 2011? I just made this draft website to help people. FEEDBACK welcome! http://shootlikepro.ofnalts.com/ #

Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense

Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense

Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense

Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense

  • I turned the college mascot, Jack the Bulldog, into a nun to promote the Georgetown events on campus. They made us stop using her. Hmm. #
  • My journalism professor liked my interview with the transgender musician so much he read it to the class. I made it up. #
  • I didn't expect the pendulum to smash through the Dayton University window in 1988 when I woke it from hibernation. Arch fail. #
  • Jesuit High School tolerated my underground cartoon until I exposed the Principal's liquor cabinet my sister told me was in his office. #
  • I heisted the bully's locker combo from the office and gifted him rancid milk before Christmas holiday. #
  • Miserable. Depressed. Then I realized the source. "You can't fight crazy." But wait- I'M CRAZIER than the plaintiff. Back to life. #
  • Damn @stalkerofnalts you just saved me a $15 therapy co-pay. #
  • Who wants to stop using e-mail for a year? Meeee. #
  • I'm in the mood to find a new social media site, spend an hour on a profile, and never return. Anything new and hot?! #
  • You should be able to sort your Twitter following by how good looking they are. I just want to see cute thumbnails not read. #
  • Thanks, Tim and Mike. I'm making $590,000 a year on Blip.tv. @1timstreet @mhudack @bliptv in reply to 1timstreet #
  • A news site's twitter account that actually has a not boring voice. @NewTeeVee #
  • Thanks, Mike. But that was me in drag. @buckhollywood @TheRealRyanHiga @tweetthestation (wrote this b4 your tweet but error stg) #
  • This book is missing nothing about YouTube that I know about. #BeyondViral (via @GetGlue) http://bit.ly/c0vhmk #
  • Wow- everything on Twitter today is about me! Whoops. On the ol' Nalts ego-search results page. #
  • Find me hiding in today's @BarelyPolitical video, and win a free copy of my book. http://bit.ly/cisWIg (hint- red hat) #
  • Sorry about the tweet binge (takes adderall, goes back to sobbing). #
  • If you'd like to sue me, may I recommend Sokolove Law? (see photo for new specialty area). Not an endorsement, but… http://fb.me/FdwnJuFZ #
  • He's sooo cute… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJAbH4UdciM#t=1m11s #
  • Behind the scenes on my MAJOR cameo on Barely Political/Key of Awesome… with Mark Douglas and Obama Girl (waits… http://fb.me/G0dTRieb #
  • We can identify "signals" of ad engagement beyond clicks. @jasonkrebs at @digiday. What are signals? Waiting for that. #
  • Diet campaign. Location important? Nope. Time is higher-value "signal." Now I'm hungry. @jasonkrebs @digiday #
  • Sorry Rooster and Lillie. I'm Fagin not Warbucks. Try big Pharma. Sokolove Legal. $ #
  • Sue eeeeee! What? I'm just talking to my pig. Stop analyzing everything. #
  • Maybe tonight I'll catch the mouse with the human ear (seen in my profile thumbnail). Erie, you hear me? #
  • Driving to Waldorf NYC to see my fancy attorney cousin Bob who used to shoot me with his BB gun. #
  • Friends are nice. I've let myself forget that too much as a busy dad, husband, defendant and consultant. #
  • NewTeeVee Live 2010 Was On Fire http://t.co/sxzRBAD via @newteevee #
  • I won a computer for a penny on @Quibids. No, I didn't. It's a SCAM. #
  • Why you shouldn't let your 10 and 13 year old use your computer http://twitpic.com/3656kp #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Phone facial recognition detects bool cover in a way that i http://youtu.be/KL1Mg2gjXYw?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Homophobe Fail http://youtu.be/G-Hgsfzs_ss?a #
  • Did someone leave a dead mouse on my wife's windshield? Not cool. I'd never do that. Oh wait it was me. #
  • Just spoke to Sukatra. One of the best peeps in YouTube community and greatest commenter ever. #
  • “@tomgreenlive: If you can figure out how to boost my viewers and twitter following that would be genius. Any web geniuses out there?”
    H #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — shnibl show! http://youtu.be/P3qJlgU8L0o?a #
  • Iyam sofri ginp rity http://fb.me/zfNPOS2f #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Goodbye Pig http://youtu.be/TOrE6VE8kaA?a #
  • Make your own poor man's youtube fred shirt. Fred figglehorn. Reversed for printing on ink jet iron-on. http://twitpic.com/36xp4s #
  • Will someone PLEASE remix this song? SHNIBL! http://shnibl.ofnalts.com/ #
  • Boxbe goes mental with email spam http://twitpic.com/372vxr #
  • I can't recall a better gift than this!! @songadaymann (he remixed Charlie) http://soundcloud.com/jonathanmann/the-shnibl-show-theme #
  • VIDEO: Best Kids Song Remix Ever! http://youtu.be/vS_IJrT3wMo #
  • What's your character who makes schmm sounds? I think you inspired this masterpiece. http://bit.ly/shnibl #
  • When you awaken, @songadaymann, know you made my month. BEST YouTUBE Collab of 2010: http://bit.ly/shnibl #
  • My son Charlie caught himself on tape with this silly nonsense song. A gifted musician REMIXES it. It's an ear… http://fb.me/z7W6HTB1 #
  • Mkay go subscribe right now to Jonathan and give him a virtual hug: http://bit.ly/JonathanShnibls #

Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense

Tuesday’s Tweets: My Last 7 Days of Nonsense