Buy Junk

Buy “Best of Nalts: Volume 1” for $19.94 (includes 71 minutes, and 29 videos in high definition DVD).

Looking for the Nalts Hat? Here’s a website that has a replica of the Nalts hat I wear. I am not affiliated with ‘em and don’t make money from it.

Here’s another site (PrintFection) I haven’t tried yet…

Sample designs below by the talented Gage Skidmore of www.cosmic-flight.com.

Why you’d buy this stuff is beyond me.

I do like the mug. It’s printed well and handles its colors even in the dishwasher.

{ 30 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Matt June 23, 2007 at 1:01 am: You’re right about a cartoon version of yourself—that’d look pretty sweet!

…and does the shirt remind you of the ‘Tide’ detergent logo? (Maybe it’s supposed to!?)
2 fallofautumndistro June 23, 2007 at 2:38 pm: Hey Matt, yeah the shirt Tide, and the hat is Google’s logo, only… Nalts-ified? =)
3 shanice June 23, 2007 at 3:48 pm: the tideish logo looks like it says NaHs, but thats just me
4 Gage June 24, 2007 at 1:47 am: That’s because the image is so small. When zoomed in on in the store you can see the seperation.
5 Stupid Talent June 25, 2007 at 10:50 pm: Hey how did you make your logo on your cafepress merchandise? It doesnt look like you slapped a picture on there. Like mine. Please reply to this as soon as possible.
6 PC June 27, 2007 at 8:22 pm: Nalts – I think Bob is coming on to you.
7 FatHalpert July 10, 2007 at 3:05 pm: Nalts, my man! Howz it hanging, bruza?!
8 name July 15, 2007 at 11:30 pm: the haters are all just jealous!! ^-^
9 Darktickle August 5, 2007 at 9:57 am: I haven’t watched a lot of your videos yet, but i watched a few and, so far, they seem to be harmless video meant for humor.

These people that are protesting your videos are just hopeless morons with nothing better to do then complain over the internet about things they don’t fully understand. Then cover the fact that they don’t understand the humor or the message of the videos by trying to get make it about “The Children”

Honesty I think the children today are more intelligent than to start a road to an addiction to dope, or any other drug, just because they saw a friend of a Youtube prodigy smoking dope.

Getting to my point, Nalts is just a guy, from a town, somewhere in the U.S. who records a few videos on Youtube, to broadcast some crude humor. You want to know what and who I think is the real problem with children today is? Over protection from the real world, I mean lets face it these things, well there just a part of everyday life, and if we keep our children blind folded from it all there life then they never get exposed to the pressures the real world. Then when they go to start a life of there own they’ll end up going completely mad and starting drugs just because they don’t know how to handle all the pressure crashing down on them all at once.
10 Stacy August 8, 2007 at 9:23 pm: Nalts…..You’re the BOMB.COM……
11 chris August 18, 2007 at 1:38 pm: hello i try
12 Matt August 27, 2007 at 2:32 pm: Let’s try…
13 Matt August 27, 2007 at 2:33 pm: OK, won’t let me embed the image. Let’s try links!

http://www.subjugation.net/work/nalts-shirt-01.jpg

http://www.subjugation.net/work/nalts-shirt-02.jpg

http://www.subjugation.net/work/nalts-shirt-03.jpg

And one for Grant-

http://www.subjugation.net/work/nalts-shirt-04.jpg
14 Lou Ryder October 22, 2007 at 11:15 am: Is this thing on? Oh, yeah, it is! Hey, great site! Take care. Lou.
15 Michelle November 2, 2007 at 2:08 pm: I luv you and your family nalts and I want a mug, but I’m too cheap to pay $11.99 for it!
16 RevoltOfAges November 10, 2007 at 6:49 pm: Rawr, there aren’t any hats for sale anymore.
17 CHEEKYCHEN January 8, 2008 at 7:43 pm: so this is why you haven’t sent me a Mr Nalts hat.
18 Jeannie February 15, 2008 at 3:19 am: Hey there…I have seen a few of your videos and they were funny. I didn’t know you did so many. Then it clicked in ….Oh hey he looks familar. LOL. Well then I found a site on you guys. I just have to say you are all great and I love what you do. I shared it with my family and friends…Keep it coming as I see you have been. Come to Vancouver. Thats where I am….People here need a laugh and jokes played on them too maybe it will lighten them up! Spence you are awesome I loved it when you stole the fries that was great….
19 Xavier April 1, 2008 at 4:05 am: Hi,

nalts how are yougoing ihave seen about 250 of your videos each and everyone are great.

I hope you like my videos

my youtube account is easyframe and it would rule if you could subscribe

Thanks
Your biggest fan xavier
20 Cameron (davecoyle1) April 11, 2008 at 5:04 pm: ‘Sup Kevin? I Might Buy Your DVD Soon. YAY!

Did You Get My Email?

Well It Said

“If You Want To Get Your DVD Sales Up Then Make A Video About The DVD. Most People Just Watch Videos And Not Look At The Channel Of The Person Who Makes The Videos.”

Just Some Advice. Ok See Ya!

-davecoyle1 (YouTube Name)
21 Court July 13, 2008 at 11:21 pm: I want your dvd so bad!! But my parents are like “no just watch his videos on youtube”

Still love ya, Kev!
22 -Guy who just sent you an e-mail 2day August 1, 2008 at 12:26 pm: I have to say, I am seriously impressed man, I am purely amazed by the success you have so obviously made. Talent I say, but was it simple? How long until you started to make money?
23 joodavo August 21, 2008 at 6:33 am: hey its joodavo here ive got some pretty strange vid on my page watch them and comment please peeps and i might save up and get a hat they are pretty cool.

Joodavo(youtubename)
24 alyson baker September 11, 2008 at 4:24 pm: ok you r so funny i luv you
25 Doug November 4, 2008 at 8:13 pm: Why is there only 25 comments???
26 Deanna December 26, 2008 at 3:03 pm: I like ur mug on there, it’s just like the one in ur you tube account picture!
27 sam January 26, 2009 at 1:34 am: Hi,nalts i love your video my best video was fart in puplic………>.< thanks so much
28 Liz G August 10, 2009 at 7:45 pm: Your one of the coolest dads ever! Can you be my dad?

Your are so AWESOME!!!
29 Becky August 13, 2009 at 2:32 am: Heey,Nalts
you are an awesome Dad by the look of things..
I LOVE Charlie He is sooo cute is he gunna get his own channel on you tube ?
Hes Awesomee
all your vids are Awesome
and .. i like the word Awesome
30 Nik Posten November 8, 2009 at 7:40 pm: u r like the funniest guy on youtube and get spencer in more videos he is hillarous